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Old 23 Aug 2004, 03:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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rolleyes Thoughts From the Doghouse 8-23-04

So i figured if Joe the drunk homeless guy was doing a little letter, i would at least give my thoughs on some things going on in the world around me.

What a weekend, it pretty much rained and ruined everything. Covering a football game involving purple hurricanes (yes the person that came up with the team nickname was drunk *looks at Joe*) was no joke, the weather was so bad that the game was postponed..Damn you Charley. Speaking of Charley, what about Charlie Brown that mofo gets no respect like Rodney..Oh and a buddy of mine Rodney about got into a fight with some asshole at the waffle house. Apparently , the asshole joined the army at some point, even though he did look like Pauly Shore, he thought he could whoop Rodney and everyone else (all 15 other people) guess they don't teach you to count in the army..

Sgt: drop down and give me twenty
Pauly: i only have 15 dollars
Sgt: no pushups you pussy
Pauly: but there is no Freezer
Sgt: i am going to put a boot up your ass whorebag
Pauly: it's going to cost you twenty then

So the weekend ended with visiting some goats, yes i said goats..3 of them. the black one was friendly , while the two white ones seem to not want to get near the fence..i was hoping that one of them would fall in the pond and get eaten by a catfish but no luck..kinda like how i haven't been to the casino..no luck at all

So it's a monday, i am broke, in fact i have 5 dollars on me right now and my insurance of my car is due on the 1st of the month..no weed, no money what to do what to do. (asks joe for a drink of his wild irish rose)..well at least there is Raw, and i do have a fridge of beer..Micholeb Ultra great stuff..probally a lot better than that canandian blue stuff. i'm sorry blue beer? i mean really the only thing blue i know of that is a liquid is windex and toilet water..so you drink labalt blue and your teeth will be streak free and you will no longer be full of shit. So i guess I am done rambling, by the way a sale is coming soon, a sale of 30%, plus 20% plus 20% off yet that is not really 70% off the price..hope Pauly doesn't try and figure that one out..So until next time see you again with a little more sense but no letters..
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I can't help but feel he's impeding on my territory (that is, the other me's)

I really liked the part about the seargent.

Looks like I have some competition.
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well maybe this will be good..you know competition makes you work stronger..and maybe at some point we can have a combined little story...whooooooo
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30 + 20+ 20=......55.20 percent off.....

smart aleck.....
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hey i was just as shocked as you
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I still don't get it.
Neither do I get the little letter thing.

If it's kind of like Carlin's free flowing hostility TM then maybe i could get it.

No offense guys but still I don't get it.

DC bring back that movie thing you had going awhile back.
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Just because you posted this, I'm not posting the one I just wrote (easily the worst one I've ever written). I'm looking through my archives.
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Just because you posted this, I'm not posting the one I just wrote (easily the worst one I've ever written). I'm looking through my archives.
You mean me or DC?

I'm not belittling what you guys are doing with your serials i'm just confused as to what they're about.

So if you could explain what each of your serials are about that would help me figure out what's going on cause I'm more confused than a kid on Father's day in Harlem.

PWF JACKASS has a continuing storyline so people can kinda follow what's happening even tho they may or may not know who the umm "actors" are.

Otherwise i'de have to explain what's going on there as well.
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my whole deal is just random thoughts from my everyday life, however little side stories are thrown into the mix..Characters are created in these thoughts, and hopefully there will be a story to build upon...

Basically i talk about my everyday life and stuff i observe, but the story jumps around a lot..i am trying to search for new characters to come from these stories and use as a spinoff of some kind of writing later on. So it's half fact, half fiction...yet it's hard to determine what is real and what is not. plus you might learn something you never knew as well


and HIJ, what movie thing?
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You mean me or DC?
Him. I can't let him impede on my territory like this without putting up a fight.
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Look deep down on off topic archives the MOVIE you did a couple of threads.
Almost 2 years ago.
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i don't know what movie, and i ain't looking through 1000 pages of the archives to find it either
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