**Steve Irwin THE HOGAN HUNTER 5 "The End"**

[HULK IS JOB!]

**Punishment time for the boys**

HHIGv3's Mom: "Now son you APOLOGIZE to your father for shoving him in that closet!

HHIGv3: "I'm, sorry mister Beefcake"

Brutus: "Well now son you'll have to be punished."

**Brutus is shoving all HHIGv3's Hogan paraphanellia into the fireplace when the doorbell rings**

Brutus: "Go answer the door son."

**HHIGv3 opens the door it's Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit**

Eddie: "Hey there holmes. We lookin for a lil boy that posts as Hulk Hogan Is God Version 3 over at PW dot com."

HHIGv3: "That's me."

Chris: "Oh and did you pot that Chris Benoit is a rookie?"

HHIGv3: "Yeah lotsa times."

**Eddie and Chris nod to each other grab HHIGv3 and proceed to kick the shit out of him.**

**Meanwhile at Therock's house**

Rock's Mom: "How many TIMES do I have to take my good curtains off your scrawny chest BOY??"

Therock: "I'M SORRY MOMMA I NEVER DO IT AGAIN DON'T PUT ANYMORE PHONE BOOKS UP MY ASS SIDEWAYS. I'LL BE GOOD!"

**The doorbell rings and Mom answers the door. it's Jay and Saggy**

Mom: "What the hell do you boys want?"

Jay: "We're looking for The Rock."

Saggy: "Yes we're here to beat the shit out of the lil stoner from PWF."

**Therock is grabbed by his mom and shoved out the door**

Mom: "Well have at it then boys, BEAT HIM LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHIN!"

**Jay kicks Rock square in the nuts with steel tipped boots and Saggy lays into him with a ball bat**

**TIMY's House**

TIMY: "I ..um WE don't want any of what your selling."

**Paul Heyman is at the door refusing to let TIMY close it**

Paul: "Look kid I know you post at PW and Vince decided to give you some work."

TIMY: "Oh work that's different. I'll take the Belt off Brock for Vince cause we both know he's a ROOKIE and Taker deserves it."

**Brock Lesnar runs up and slams TIMY into a wall then kicks his ass all over the yard while Heyman gives directions**

Steve Irwin: ".........." (Sadly Steve suffocated under the Takerbunny. And now a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.)

THE END

[DC]

ummm isn't this old HIJ?

[HULK IS JOB!]

I moved it up here for nostalgia.
Lots haven't seen it.