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**Punishment time for the boys**
HHIGv3's Mom: "Now son you APOLOGIZE to your father for shoving him in that closet! HHIGv3: "I'm, sorry mister Beefcake" Brutus: "Well now son you'll have to be punished." **Brutus is shoving all HHIGv3's Hogan paraphanellia into the fireplace when the doorbell rings** Brutus: "Go answer the door son." **HHIGv3 opens the door it's Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit** Eddie: "Hey there holmes. We lookin for a lil boy that posts as Hulk Hogan Is God Version 3 over at PW dot com." HHIGv3: "That's me." Chris: "Oh and did you pot that Chris Benoit is a rookie?" HHIGv3: "Yeah lotsa times." **Eddie and Chris nod to each other grab HHIGv3 and proceed to kick the shit out of him.** **Meanwhile at Therock's house** Rock's Mom: "How many TIMES do I have to take my good curtains off your scrawny chest BOY??" Therock: "I'M SORRY MOMMA I NEVER DO IT AGAIN DON'T PUT ANYMORE PHONE BOOKS UP MY ASS SIDEWAYS. I'LL BE GOOD!" **The doorbell rings and Mom answers the door. it's Jay and Saggy** Mom: "What the hell do you boys want?" Jay: "We're looking for The Rock." Saggy: "Yes we're here to beat the shit out of the lil stoner from PWF." **Therock is grabbed by his mom and shoved out the door** Mom: "Well have at it then boys, BEAT HIM LIKE HE STOLE SOMETHIN!" **Jay kicks Rock square in the nuts with steel tipped boots and Saggy lays into him with a ball bat** **TIMY's House** TIMY: "I ..um WE don't want any of what your selling." **Paul Heyman is at the door refusing to let TIMY close it** Paul: "Look kid I know you post at PW and Vince decided to give you some work." TIMY: "Oh work that's different. I'll take the Belt off Brock for Vince cause we both know he's a ROOKIE and Taker deserves it." **Brock Lesnar runs up and slams TIMY into a wall then kicks his ass all over the yard while Heyman gives directions** Steve Irwin: ".........." (Sadly Steve suffocated under the Takerbunny. And now a moment of silence for Steve Irwin.) THE END
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I moved it up here for nostalgia.
Lots haven't seen it.
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