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CRIKEY!
We're here at the home of Hulk Hogain is GOD version 2 looking for this 12 year old Hulkamaniac to see him in his natural habitat.

>>12 year old boy runs past wearing nothing but sunglasses a red and yellow boa and Hulk Hogan Underoos<<

HHIGv2's mom: No running in the house son!
HHIGv2: WHATCHAGONNADOO MOTHER WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!??

WOW! That was him alright we'll sneak up to his habitat..ooohh WAIT look he's performing some sort of ritual.

>>HHIGv2 reaches into his underoos and pulls out his Hulk Hogan figure. He licks the back part of it religously then places it on the floor and does the nWo point at it.<<

CRIKEY that's disturbing well up the stairs we go.

>>Steve comes upon a door with nWo spraypainted in crayon on it<<

Here we find the creature's habitat and OH GOD what is that SMELL???
Oh my god there are Hulk Hogan figures all over the room and the paint has been licked off them.
Empty vitamin bottles are spewn about and there are several ripped t shirts.
Oh wait he obviously used the scissors on those.
CRIKEY there's a Life Size Play Doh statue of Hulk Hogan eewww and it's anitomically correct too.

Wait what's that on the computer screen?

PW message boards blah blah down for 24 hours.

And a notebook scribbled in crayon.

Dear Hulk Hogan ...you are the MAN i want to be just like you blah blah Benoit rookie jobber...Nobody beats Bret Hart right now and if Goldberg and Bret fought tomorrow Bret would be WCW champion.

>>A thumping is heard in the closet<<

What's that? A Mating song? Hmm maybe he's got live food in there.

>>Steve opens the door and a bound and gagged Brutus Beefcake falls out. Steve undoes the gag.<<

Brutus: You gotta stop that lil boy! He's planning to Kidnap Hulkamania and use it to defeat TIMY and the Undertaker!

>>Just then HHIGv2 runs in and drops the leg on Brutus.<<

HHIGv2: What ya gonna do Brutus Beefcake TIMY and Taker when HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU??

Brutus: GAH HE'S NAKED GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!!!

>>Steve decides to make a break for it and dives out the window and down the street.<<
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