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Old 08 Aug 2004, 07:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
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O-E-O
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Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

Episode #2:1 "Sidekick? We dun need no steenking sidekick!"

** OEO's front yard **

Stick: Ya bastard TAKE THIS!!! **CRUNCH!!!**
Hulk Hogan: Stomp a mudhole in him brother!
Randy Orton: Spit at him too.
OEO: What are you guys doing?
Stick: Beating the shit outta Vincent McFlood.
OEO: Ohkayyy... NEXT!

**Edge's Baby walks up **

Edge's Baby: Hi guys.
Randy Orton: Heya.
Hulk Hogan: Hey Brother.
Stick: Brother?
Hulk Hogan: Sorry force of habit.
OEO: Ok why do you want to apply for the open sidekick spot?
EB: Well ...
Stick: Hey EB Vince here just said Edge is QUEER!
Vincent: Didnotsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

** Edge's Baby runs over and BOOTS Vincent right in the family jewels. **

Vincent: ******

** Vincent's eyes roll into the back of his head and two ping pong balls fall out of his mouth and bounce down the street. **

Randy Orton: OWCH i bet his grampa will feel that.

** Miles away at Shady Pines Retirement Home Vincent's Grampa falls over in his chair and two ping pong balls fall out of his mouth and bounce away. **

OEO: Next.
Shane: Hey i'm here to fill in for the sidekick spot.
Hulk Hogan: I don't think he's sidekick material.
OEO: NEXT!
Shane: Dammit! Sub said I wasn't good enough for PWF Jackass, I thought I was. SUB WAS FUCKING RIGHT, AND I WAS FUCKING WRONG!!!

** Hardy walks up with a guitar. **

Hardy: Here's a song my deaf younger brother wrote.
OEO: Huh?
Randy Orton: He gonna sing oh crap.
Hardy: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Stick: What the fuck was that?
Hardy: It's called somebody help me the living room is on fire.

** The line moves slowly and soon. **

Sam: Hey guy.
Stick: DAMMIT SAM stop gaying up the sidekick search!!!
OEO: Sam what are you doing here?
Hulk Hogan : We thought you got adopted.
Sam: Well I was but they kept me in the basement for a week, but mom said it cost too much to feed me, so they took me to the Bide-a-wee home.
Randy Orton: Hmm interesting..what's that rumbling sound?
Master Happosai: WOOHOOO Whatta haul whatta haul!!
Stick: CRAP not him again!

** Master Happosai along with Wanderer are both running down the street with pantyhose around thier heads carrying huge bags of women's underwear. **

Wanderer: Hey guys wanna see some women without panties.

All the guys but Sam: YEAH!!!

** OEO makes sure his wife isn't in earshot. **

OEO: Yeah.

** Happosai wraps a bra around Stick's head and he and Wanderer run as a big crowd of women catch up then proceed to beat the bejeesus out of Stick. **

OEO: Looks like things are almost back to normal around here.
Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!

** The guys look over and see Starscream's ghost. **

Randy Orton: Woah it's Starscream's ghost and he's still in a wheelchair!
Starscream: WHAT?? I'm still handicapped? THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!
OEO: So how ya been Star?
Starscream: Not bad i'm dating Mary-Kate Olsen's ghost and let me tell you she can spit at a basket of laundry and get them white.
Sam: Wow did you meet God?
Hulk Hogan: yeah what's he look like?
Starscream: Well he looks just like me. Except he's taller..and his face is different..and he's not in a wheelchair.

Announcer: That's all for now tune in NEXT TIME for more PWF JACKASS!!

Starscream: BOO!!!

Announcer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08 Aug 2004, 11:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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is Randy orton referring to me?
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Old 09 Aug 2004, 07:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If you were using that name when the first episode of PWF was written yes.

I don't change the names as people change thiers it gets confusing.
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oh man, I laughed so hard I cried, HIJ.....great stuff man......

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Randy Orton is Kurt......
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{Clap clap clap clap.} Brilliant shit here made from a creative mind in HIJ, good show, hope to be included in one somewhere down the road if I get lucky and win on an episdoe of Jeopardy! or Wheel Of Fortune, but I'd need to borrow an ear wire for some genius nerd douche to help me out, life never gets any easier.
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lol Man I missed PWF Jackass. Great Stuff man. Keep the ball rollin'.
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Um.....cool.
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Well this was my first time reading it and I'll say that it was pretty good.

Great stuff HIJ.
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