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Old 23 Apr 2004, 01:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
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Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With a few surprise guests.

Special Episode #2 " Dog days of Summer "

**A pound somewhere**

Sam: Hey guys you wanna play cards?
Dog #1: NO!
Dog #2: What do you think this place is a velvet painting?
Dog #3: Stop gaying up the cage Sam!
Sam: OK how about FETCH?

**Dog #1 grabs a rolled up newspaper and prepares to swing!**

Dog #2: HEY! You can't do THAT!
Dog #3: Yeah. USE THE SUNDAY NEW YORK TIMES instead!!!!

**The door opens**

Dogcatcher: What in the name of sandpaper is going on around here?
Dog #1: Uh oh busted!
Sam: Hey guy can we go home now?
DC: HOME? You gotta be adopted first. Hey kid get in here and choose what you want!

**A family walks in and thinking fast all the other dogs pop Alka-Seltzers**

Girl: EEEWWW Mommy they're all scary!
Dad: Sir all your dogs are rabid.
Mom: This one isn't But he's very strange looking.
Sam: HEY that's not nice!
Girl: It TALKED!!!
Dad: Guess we'll take it.

**On the beach a few miles away the gang is still keeping a close tail on Hulk Is Job and Roc-A-Babe**

Stick: Well we've been following them for hours.
OEO: Did I just see a penguin walk buy?
Pingu: I'm a PINGU not a penguin..ow...ooh my head.
Hulk Hogan: Brother you're all banged up.
Pingu: Yeah well you try bening tossed 5 times for 1820 feet total and unbruised you are.
Happosai: Hmmm when did she get dressed anyway?
Randy Orton: Beats me I must have missed it.
Wanderer: Those two will lead us to the other section I bet.
OEO: Why do you say that?
Happosai: Because my disciple managed to somehow get that girl's thong in his possession despite her wearing skintight jeans.
Randy: How'de he do that?
Happosai: Well when you're taught by the "Master of perversion" you can do almost anything.

**Happosai lights his pipe takes in a breath and blows out some smoke which takes form of some frilly lace panties**

Wanderer: MASTER!!!!! Please TEACH ME!! I've so much to learn!
Happosai: Well then you've got to put this bra on your head and carry me around town. It's getting late so much underwear so little time.

**Wanderer carries Happosi off in search of underwear**

OEO: Ok things are getting weird around here.
Randy: Is it just me or is someone missing?
Hulk: You mean Sam?
Stick: Sam is missing?
OEO: He was kidnapped.
Stick: DAMN if we don't pay the ransom will they give him back?

**High up the guys hear a yelling**

Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!
OEO: Oh there's Star! What's he doing?
Randy: Looks like he's gonna bungee jump.
Starscream: GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

**Starscream SPLATS on the pavement hard not noticing his chord came undone**

Stick: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED STARSCREAM!!
Randy: YOU BASTARDS!

**Up on top of the Bungee ride the operator turns to the next guy in line**

Bungee guy: Alright dude, yer up!
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Old 23 Apr 2004, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO that was a classic!
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Old 23 Apr 2004, 07:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^lol, Great work HIJ.
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Old 23 Apr 2004, 07:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 23 Apr 2004, 07:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao, great job HIJ, "OMG, They Killed Starscream" "You Bastard"
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