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Old 16 Mar 2004, 09:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
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O-E-O
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Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With a few surprise guests.

Special Episode "Hit the beach"

**Summer is here the guys are driven to the beach by OEO**

Happosai: Ahh the BEACH!! Babes, babes...
Wanderer: BIKINIS!!!!!
Stick: MMPPPHHH!!!!!
Starscream: Was it a good idea to hook Stick's hospital bed to a trailer like that?
OEO: No it wasn't.
Randy Orton: Considering it was your idea Star.
Hulk Hogan: Brother, I'm gonna tan my pythons.
Sam: I got my water wings.
Randy: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the beach.

**Later on the sand**

Sam: Wheeeee i'm gonna splash!!

**The lifeguard blows his whistle**

Lifeguard: YOU!! Stay OUT of the water!!
Sam: Why?
Lifeguard: You'll leave a RING!!

**Wanderer drops to his knees and looks at all the babes then upwards**

Wanderer: THANK YOU!!!!!
Randy: Wow lotta people here.
Oeo: Sam go build a castle in the sand or something.
Happosai: Whooohoo lookit this string bikini top i stole.
Wanderer: Who'se is it?
Happosai: Belongs to that young babe over there talking to my Disciple Hulk is Job.

**The guys look and see Roc-A-Babe talking to HIJ topless but only HIJ can see anything since her back is to them**

Starscream: Dammit what is this the other section?
Dr.Safety: I say there SAM stop digging that hole it's unsafe.

**Randy SHOVES Dr.Safety into the hole**

Hulk Hogan: WHOOHOO LET'S BURY HIM!!!

**The guys fill the hole up and Dr.Safety is buried alive**

Sam: Was that safe?
OEO: Who cares.
Wanderer: Damn HIJ is getting the ONLY look at Roc-A-Babe's chest, let's go sneak a peek.

**The guys attempt to get around to the other side but to no avail at ANY angle HIJ is blocking thier view of Roc-A-Babe's front side**

Starscream: SHIT how the hell does he DO that?
Happosai: It's a martial arts trick dating back a long time. I taught him it years ago but right now i'm too busy staring at the other women to care.. HELLO LADIES!!

Randy: Bah they're walking off together now we'll never see.

**Suddenly a net catches Sam**

Sam: HEY!!!
Dogcatcher: No pets on the beach!

**DC slams Sam into the back of an Animal Control van**

Dog#1: HEY!! You can't put him here with us!
Dog#2: Yeah dat's cruelty ta amnimals!
Dog#3: ewwww he peed on me!
Dog#4: Quit gaying up the van Sam!

**Dogcatcher drives off taking Sam to the pound**

OEO: HEY someone is Kidnapping Sam!
Hulk Hogan: You're point?
Randy: They'll bring him back.
Stick: MMMPPHH!!!!!
Starscream: He says Sam's gaying up kidnappings.
Wanderer: Umm guys I think we're at the end of the film.
Happosai: Woah already?
OEO: Yup looks that way.
Randy: Where's the announcer?
Hulk Hogan: He was laid off.
Wanderer: Better question is where's HIJ and Roc-A-Babe?
OEO: Well if we don't find out maybe...
All guys together: WHOOHOO SEQUEL!!!!
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 12:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sam's still gaying stuff up......
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 01:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, nice work HIJ.
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 05:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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well that was totally unexpected...hahahaha
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 06:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao, that was awesome
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 07:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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rofl, funny as hell........please keep writing them
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Old 16 Mar 2004, 11:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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good to see you're still going to do these on occasion HIJ. Here's to A Possible sequel and Some more gaying up from sam.
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Old 17 Mar 2004, 08:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I'll do em occasionally as specials.
Sometimes i get insperation while working overnight and just make one.

Sad to see that this was the only stuff bringing life to the forum tho.
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