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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
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Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With Special Guest Sweet Tooth.

Episode # 12 "Where's Sam?"

**Sweet Tooth's truck rips around a corner and stops at OEO's house**

Sweet Tooth: Here you guys OEO's place.
Stick: Thanks Man, cmon Star.
Starscream: Seeya man.

**Sweet Tooth guns it smashing up a few parked cars and a mailbox**

Starscream: I gotta get me one of those.
OEO: Hey guys we thought you were dead.
Randy Orton: We heard you got hit by lightning.
Hulk Hogan: Brothers welcome back.
Stick: We ran into Sam too.
Randy: What did he gay up this time?
Starscream: San Francisco basically.

**Wanderer runs up**

Wanderer: Hey guys wanna see 100 hot babes?
Guys: YEAH!!!

**OEO makes sure his wife can't hear**

OEO: Yeah.
Wanderer: Look over there!

**The guys look down the street and see a huge dustcloud approaching**

Happosai: WHHHHHOOOOOHOOO WHATTA HAUL WHATTA HAUL!!
Stick: He's at it again?
OEO: He does this every day around now.
Hulk Hogan: Wonder if they'll catch him this time? He must really eat vitamins.
Starscream: HELLLLLOOO BITCHES COME TO PAPA!!!

**Stick lights a match and drops it in Happosai's bag as he runs past**

Randy: The drawers are on fire.

**Happosai stops and the women catch up and beat the snot outta him and leave**

Stick: HA!! Serves him right.

**Happosai stands there holding some burned up undergarnments and sobs**

Happosai: My.. my collection. It's RUINED!!!
OEO: Ummm guys might be a good idea to move away from Stick.
Stick: What for he's just a pathetic old pervert.

**Happosai gets very angry and an evil red glowing aura surrounds him**

Starscream: Umm Stick....
Randy: Stick...
Hulk Hogan: Brother...
OEO: Stick..
Wanderer: RUN GUYS!!!!

**The guys run and Stick turns around to see what they are running from**

Happosai: YOU!!!! YOU!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!! ANYTHING GOES STYLE ASS KICKING!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH!!!!!
Stick: mother.

**Happosai beats the shit outta Stick with rapid punches and martial arts moves assaulting every part of Stick's body***

**Later at the hospital**

Stick: MMMMMMPPPHHH!!!! MMMPPPPPHHHHHH!!!!
OEO: What's he saying?
Randy: I dunno the lil guy broke every bone in Stick's body might be months before he recovers.
Hulk Hogan: Brother we'll say some prayers for ya.
Starscream: I know what he's saying.
OEO: What is it?
Starscream: BEDPAN!!!! BEDPAN!!!

**Meanwhile in San Francisco**

Sam: Hey guy which way to OEO's house?

**A bearded 300lb man in a minidress looks at Sam**

Bearded Bitch: Get away from me YA FREAK!!!!

**Sam asks another man in drag**

Sam: Which way to.....
Man in Drag: Thop gaying up Than Franthico!!!

Announcer: That's a wrap folks. Hope you've all enjoyed PWF JACKASS!!!!
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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HIJ, this has been hilarious man.....you are a gifted comedic writer to be able to use our posting styles and such.....
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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO I loved this shit seriously.
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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think I smashed oeo's Minivan while leaving
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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It could've gone on longer but i think i was burning out the jokes.
Ending it now before it gets stale.
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Old 08 Mar 2004, 03:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, it was a hell of a ride while it lasted. We Laughed, we Cried, Due to laughig so hard. You're a great writer, And i Enjoyed the Whole series. thanks for the Laughs.
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LMFAO, even a cross dresser knows that Sam was gayin everything up


Great series man, I enjoyed every installment of it.



What's next on the comedic agenda...?
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Old 10 Mar 2004, 04:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LMAO, This was one of the funniest things I've ever read, sad to see it go, it has been fun
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Old 11 Mar 2004, 09:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Holy shit LMFAO, this is once again a very nice piece of classic writing that should be considered true literature for every high school English across the globe one of these days, awesome work HIJ big ups to you :tumbs^:
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ah man, ima gonna miss this

they were all funny....made me turn into this guy-
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Nice work HIJ..too bad its all over.
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