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Old 06 Mar 2004, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special Guest Sweet Tooth.

Episode # 11 "You can't gay this up"

**The PWF Balloon is crashing down to Earth with Stick, Starscream, and Sam on board**

Starscream: OH MY GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Sam: At least you can't be crippled.
Stick: Shut up Sam! Stop gaying up the crash!

**The PWF balloon SLAMS into a building and lands softly**

Starscream: We're ALIVE?
Stick: What the hell did we land in?
Happosai: You landed in a vat of Rice o Roni you dolts.
Sam: Who's that?
Happosai: Shut it Sam, quit gaying up the San Francisco Treat.
Starscream: Is it POSSIBLE to gay up anything from San Francisco?
Stick: If anyone could Sam would be the one.
Happosai: Now GET THAT THING outta there so I can finish my Super Sopa. Hot Air Ballon isn't one of the ingrediants.
Stick: I'll GET you this time!

**Stick jumps out at Happosai**

Happosai: Oh you want some of me PUNK? HAPPOFIRE BUUUURRSSTTT!!!

**Happosai pulls out a big bomb and throws it and it explodes sending Stick thru the hole in the ceiling**

Stick: OOOOOOHHH SHHHIIIIIIIITTT I CAN SEE SAM GAYING EVERYTHING UP FROM UP HHEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEE!!!!!!
Happosai: Ok you two get outta here!
Starscream: How are we supposed to do that?
Sam: Here Sam try some Rice o Roni. Don't mind if I do.
Starscream: What the fuck are you doing?
Sam: Well you guys are ignoring me so i'm talking to myself.

**Just then an Ice Cream Truck CRASHES thru the wall and up to the vats**

Stick: Hop in Starscream.
Starscream: HA HA very funny.
Sam: I'll push you out.
Starscream: Hey don't touch my ass fag!

**Starscream tumbles off and lands on the truck and Stick pulls him inside**

Stick: OK Sweet tooth FLOOR IT!
Sweet tooth: You got it man.

**The truck goes in reverse and does a 180 and speeds off**

Sam: Hey Guy what about me?
Happosai: HAPPOFIRE BUUUUUUURRRSSTTTTT!!!!

**The bomb goes off sending the balloon into the air with sam inside**

Sam: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Happosai: Now to finish my Super Sopa.

**On the freeway**

Starscream: HAHAHAHAH EAT MISSILES BITCHES!!!
Stick: You're gonna get us pulled over Star.
Sweet Tooth: BAH I got flamethrowers for that.
Starscream: This truck ROCKS!!!! Have another bomb grandma!!!

**The truck speeds off heading for OEO's house**

Stick: Wonder what that little guy was doing there.
Starscream: How'de he GET there anyway?
Announcer: Who knows guys. Stay tuned Next Time for more PWF JACKASS!!

**A missle hits the announcer**

Announcer: HEY THAT HURT!!
Starscream: HAHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA FINALLY BITCH!!!
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao........i wanna be a special guest

lol, j/k
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 09:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Keep up the Good work, man. Cause this Is getting Better Every Episode.
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lmao, that was great HIJ, Sam is still gaying everything up lol
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lol..great work HIJ..they get better each episode..
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LMAO I was a special guest but this line definately takkes the cake

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