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Old 06 Mar 2004, 01:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
STICK
Master Happosai

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special guests TracyPRO and TIMY.

Episode # 10 "And away we go"

**The guys get driven down in OEO's minivan to a Hot Air Ballon rental Place**

Stick: Umm why are we here guys?
OEO: I'm just following the map Kevin provided.
Hulk Hogan: Hot Air Ballon rentals?
Starscream: I always said Kevin was full of hot air.
Randy Orton: You never said that before.
Starscream: On the inside.....
Randy: WOAH look at THAT one!

**The guys look up and see a balloon with a half naked woman painted on one side. Under that is you guys wanna see her naked?**

Guys: YEAH!!!!
Wanderer: Well i CAN show ya that BUUUUTTT...
Starscream: But what?
Wanderer: It's painted on the other side of the balloon and i dunno how to turn this thing around.

**Wanderer flies off in his balloon***

Randy: Now that was just cruel.
Hulk Hogan: You said it, brother.
Stick: Star if you say "And How." I'm throwing you out the window.
OEO: There it is guys stall 15.
Starscream: HOLY SHIT a PWF balloon.

**The guys get out and inspect the balloon**

Starscream: Hey look guys BOMBS!!!
Randy: Those are sandbags Star.
Hulk Hogan: Brother that don't matter to him he'll just drop them on people.
OEO: Careful with that stuff guys you break it...
Stick: Yeah yeah we break it, it's broken.

**Hulk and Randy toss Star into the basket**

Starscream: Hey lookit them bitches down there they look like ANTS!!!
Randy: Those ARE ants Star you're still on the ground.
Starscream: I knew that.

**A HUGE cloud of dust appears and is heading right towards the guys**

OEO: SHIT SANDSTORM!!
Randy: We're not in the desert.

**Stick pulls out his binoculours**

Stick: OH MY GOD it's that old man again. He's got a big bag and he's being chased by about 100 angry broads.
Happosai: Whooo hooooo whatta haul whatta haul!
OEO: Get out of his way guys!!!

**Happosai runs over hauling a huge bag of women's underwear and plants a bra on Stick**

Happosai: Here kid hold this a minute.
Stick: WHY YOU!!

**Happosai hauls ass and the women converge on Stick and stomp a mudhole in him**

Stick: Ladies WAIT OWCH NO!!!!! LEGGO!!

**Stick falls into the balloon and it takes off**

Starscream: HEY GET OFF ME!!
Stick: Shit where's the instructions for this thing?
Starscream: You mean that big book OEO is holding up and waving at us with?

**Hours later**

Stick: Hey look it's the PW building!
Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!!

**Down below TIMY and TracyPRO are looking up**

TracyPRO: HEY HEY HEY!! Is that a PWF Balloon?
TIMY: Maybe Taker is on it. Tracy you're scratching your ass in public. You're like a school on Sunday... NO CLASS!

**All the sandbags come crashing down on them both**

Starscream: BULLSEYE!!!!
Stick: Was that Fat Albert but just white?
Starscream: YOU'RE ALL BITCHES!!!

**A huge gust of wind kicks up and the guys go over the ocean**

Stick: Shit how're we gonna get down?
Saggy: SEE YOU IN HELL SHEEP FUCKER!!
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

**Sam lands in the basket**

Starscream: OW GET OFF ME YA BITCH!
Stick: WHAT THE FUCK????
Sam: Hey Guy!
Stick: DAMMIT SAM! Stop gaying up the balloon!!!!

**A sudden storm whips up the tiny balloon was tossed**

Starscream: This can't be good.

**A bolt of lightning hits the balloon and they go in huge fart circles and are gonna crash**

Starscream: WE'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEE!!!!
Announcer: Stay tuned for more PWF JACKASS next time!
Starscream: I'll get you BITCH!!!
Stick: If we live.


TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 01:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh man.....I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard.....
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 02:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao, sam is gaying up the balloon
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LMAO This one was a classic. Master Happosai threw a good prank here.
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