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Old 06 Mar 2004, 08:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the poster of PWF:

Sam

With special guest Osama Bin Laden.

Episode #9 "Homeward Bound"

**Somewhere in Afaganistan**

Sam: Hey guy, which way to america?
Arab: Stop gaying up the Middle East, go gay up Isreal.
Sam: Just tell me what way to america guy.
Arab: See that cave?
Sam: Yeah.
Arab: That's not the way.
Sam: Why'de you tell me to see it then?
Arab: Because if you don't leave me the hell alone I will shoot you with my AK-47! Now MOVE!!!!

**Sam is ushered into the caves and shown to Osama Bin Laden**

Bin: What do you bring me infidel for?
Arab: He was gaying up the mountains sir.
Sam: Hey SANTA!!
**Sam jumps in Osama's lap**
Sam: I want some Legos and some coloring books and...
Bin: Get OFF me you stupid infidel and stop gaying up my cave!!
Sam: Well tell me how to get to america then.
Bin: America is way the fuck that way go gay it up.

**Osama gets an idea and much later over the atlantic**

Sam: Wow sure was nice of that guy to get me an airline ticket home.
Captain: Attention passengers this is the captain speaking. Will the passenger in row F seat 3 please stop gaying up the plane?
Sam: Hey that's MY seat!
Old woman: PERVERT!!!!

**The old woman smacks Sam with her purse many times**

Sam: Hey stop that!
Saggy: DUDE THAT GUY'S NOT ONE OF US!!! HE SAID HE'DE FUCK A SHEEP!!!
Sam: DID NOT!!

**The flight attendants grab Sam and open the door preparing to shove him off the plane in mid flight**

Sam: NO SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE!!!
Announcer: Attention passengers this is the announcer speaking. Stay tuned next time for more PWF Jackass!
Sam: Hey bitch Star's gonna...
Announcer: Shut up fruityboy. Just remember to land head first into something very solid.

TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 10:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao, Sam is still gaying up everything, keep it up man, that is some funny ass shit
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 10:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao...good work HIJ..keep it up
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 10:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao......stupid gay sam
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Old 06 Mar 2004, 02:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO Even Bin Laden Hates him!
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Lmao, Normally something Starring Sam alone would be Very Horrible, but this Makes an Exception. Great stuff as always HIJ.
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