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Old 27 Feb 2004, 07:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special guests Forgotten Sin and Saggy

Episode #8 "We don't miss you a bit"

**OEO's house**

Stick: Ah sure is nice without Sam gaying the place up.
Hulk Hogan: You said it, brother.
Starscream: AND HOW!

**The guys look at Star**

Starscream: What?
Randy Orton: You been watching too much Little Rascals Star.
OEO: Heh time to cut him off.
Starscream: NOOOO!!!! You can't do that! How else am I gonna see darla and fantasize about....
Stick: About what?
Starscream: Nevermind.

**The doorbell rings and 10 dogs start barking**

OEO: What the hell is that?
Randy: Dogs?
OEO: I don't HAVE any dogs.
Starscream: I put that in to scare Sam in case he came back.
Hulk Hogan: Yup that would scare him.

**OEO answers the door and outside is Forgotten Sin wearing red jammies, a white wig, and doggie ears**

OEO: Halloween is in October kid, come back in eight months.
Sin: It's ME!
OEO: Who?
Stick: What the hell? Am I drunk?
Randy: No I see it too.
Sin: Hey guys I heard Sam is missing.
Starscream: Only thing Sam is missing is real nuts.
Hulk Hogan: And a working brain.
Randy: What are you all dressed up for Sin?
Sin: I'm not Sin, i'm InuYasha.
OEO: Yeah right whatever.
Stick: What do you want anyway?
Sin: I'm here to help find Sam.
Randy: What if he don't want to be found?
Hulk Hogan: Better yet what if WE don't want him to be found?
Starscream: How you gonna find his bitch ass anyway?
Sin: I can smell him.
Stick: So could we..and it wasn't pretty.

**Wanderer walks up**

Wanderer: Hey OEO is your wife home?
OEO: Yeah she's out back.
Wanderer: Well I got the new Ashley Analfreak circus gangbang video with me but i'll have to show it somewhere else if she's home.

**MEANWHILE somewhere near Pakistan on a bus**

Sam: Wow this is a long drive to America.
Bus Driver: What are you stoopeed? I cannot drive to Amereeka. I no have liscense.
Sam: I'm on the wrong bus then?
Saggy: DUDE THIS GUY'S NOT ONE OF US!!! HE SAID HE WOULD FUCK A SHEEP!!!
Sam: DID NOT!!!
Bus Driver: STOP GAYING UP MY BUS!!!!

**The bus stops and Sam is tossed off and it speeds off and Saggy taunts Sam from the window**

Saggy: SEE YOU IN HELL SHEEP FUCKER!!!!!
Sam: Now how will I get home?
Announcer: You won't Sam. Stay tuned next time for more PWF Jackass.
Sam: Star';s gonn...
Announcer: Ah shut up Fruityboy.
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sam still manages to gay up the bus.....in Pakistan......!!!!.....

great stuff once again, HIJ......keep 'em rolling....
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 11:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 01:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 27 Feb 2004, 01:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO HIJ you're a genious man!!
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