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Old 23 Feb 2004, 09:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

Episode #7 "Houdini he ain't"

**OEO's backyard the guys are trying to plan a birthday party**

Stick: Hey guys let's have a kegger.
OEO: It's KIDS Stick.
Randy Orton: He said for US to have the kegger.
Hulk Hogan: What about the kids, brother?
Starscream: Let the lil bitches eat cake.
OEO: OK well what about entertainment?
Stick: WOOHOO STRIPPERS!!!

**Wanderer pops his head over the fence**

Wanderer: WHERE?????? WHERE???????
Randy: In the other section.
Wanderer: WOOHOO!!
Hulk Hogan: And he's off.
Starscream: I got it. We can build a giant slingshot and shoot the kids over the fence into the neighbor's pool.
OEO: The neighbors don't have a pool.
Starscream: We'll get one of those inflateable kiddie ones.
Sam: MAGIK!!!!
Starscream: Where's Magik? He's a bitch!
Sam: No not Magik! Magic. I can perform.
Stick: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the meeting.
Hulk Hogan: Sam knows magic? This I gotta see.

**Sam sets up his stage and magic stuff**

Sam: And NOW introducing ME! The Great Sam-ini!!!
STick: There's two words that should never go together.
Starscream: GET OFF THE STAGE BITCH YOU SUCK!!!
Randy: He hasn't started yet.
Starscream: I know that. he still sucks tho.
Sam: For my first trick.....
Starscream: PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!
OEO: Don't give him any ideas.
Stick: It's a gerbil not a rabbit.
Hulk Hogan: ARMEGEDDON!!!

**An hour and many many fucked up tricks later**

Stick: Ok Sam you've fucked up every trick you've done.
Starscream: GET OFF THE STAGE BITCH YOU SUCK!
OEO: Well at least this time he was right.
Sam: I got one left...i'll make someone from the audiance dissapear!

**Sam wheels out a big crate**

Stick: Maybe you should inspect the inside first before trying it.
Sam: OK.

**Sam goes in the crate and the guys slam the lid shut then start hammering nails into it**

Stick: OK guys into OEO's minivan with it!

**Two weeks later Sam, finally gets out of the crate**

Sam: TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

**A whole lot of arab people are staring at Sam**

Sam: HUH?
Arab man: Hey you!
Sam: Me?

**Sam points to himself**

Arab man: YES,YOU STOP GAYING UP ABU DAHBI!!!!!

Announcer: Will Sam ever get out of Abu Dahbi? Tune in next time for more PWF JACKASS!!
Sam: Star's gonna kill you announcer!
Announcer: Shut Up Sam! Quit gaying up PWF!!!
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 12:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ahahahhaaaa, even the Arab people know Sam gays everything up Funny shit
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 01:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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how come master hab..hab..whatever in the name of sandpaper he is called got credited for being in an episode and Roc-a-babe didn't? dON'T DISRESPECT THE DWO! and also i agree with the arabs Sam does gay up everything.
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 02:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao, I can't wait for number 8
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 03:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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They get credit for guest shots when i give them lines.
Cameos don't count.

Happosai will keep coming back to antagonize Stick.

I'll have to get a stand in for Sam until he manages to find his way back.
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make saggy, sam's stand in
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Awesome stuff man. Number 8 should be Amazing. Keep up the Good work.
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Saggy will make a small appearance but he's not gonna replace Sam.

I'll think of something.
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I'm laughing so hard from these, man......keep 'em coming.....
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