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Old 21 Feb 2004, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special Guest Master Happosai.

Episode #6 "Hitting the slopes"


**Some ski resort the guys are hanging out**

OEO: Damn I hope my wife isn't mad i left her with the kids to take you guys here.
Stick: Nah she shouldn't be.
Hulk Hogan: Who paid for this whole trip, brother?
Randy Orton: Don't look at me..i'm cheap.
Stick: Sam's Uncle Cole did.
OEO: Wow that was nice of him.

**Stick pulls out Michael Cole's Platinum American Express card**

Stick: Don't leave Wrestlemania without it.
Randy: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! How'de you get that?
Stick: Remember when ILC was beating the shit out of him?
Hulk Hogan: Oh yeah I remember that his wallet went flying and you caught it.

**Sam waddles over wearing a snow suit and a Members Only jacket while dragging a sled**

Sam: Hey guy..where's the bunny slope?
Stick: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the mountain!
Randy: Why are you wearing a Members Only coat?
Sam: I'm a member.
Hulk Hogan: Yeah the ONLY member.
OEO: Umm Randy why are you wearing a catcher's mitt?
Randy: Oh that's in case of an avalance.
Stick: Avalanche?
Randy: Yup i'm gonna catch it.

**Wanderer skis over with two hot ski bunnies**

Wanderer: Hey guys check THESE babes out.

**The girls start making out with each other while the guys (except sam) cheer**

Wanderer: Well that's all I can show...the rest is in my cabin.

**The three ski off**

Stick: Where is Starscream?
OEO: I dunno.
Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!!!

**Starscream zooms past on a skimobile**

Hulk Hogan: SHED!!!!
Starscream: Shed? Nope never skied Shed before....

**WHAMMMO!!! Star smashes into the shed**

Randy: Now why do I suddenly want a Snickers Cruncher?

**The guys notice a georgous woman off to the side talking to a man wearing a samurai sword**

Hulk Hogan: Hey guys isn't that Roc-A-Babe?
Stick: Yeah it is her, who is she talking to?
Master Happosai: Why my disciple of course.

**The guys look left and right but don't see the where the voice is coming from**

Happosai: Down here yutzes.

**They all look down and see a 3 foot tall 300 year old man wearing pantyhose on his head**

Sam: It's a LEPRACHAN!!
Happosai: You young PUNK! Stop gaying the place up!
Stick: Who are you?
Happosai: I am MASTER HAPPOSAI!!
OEO: OK then who'se that over there talking to Jessica?
Happosai: That is my disciple, Hulk Is Job!
Hulk Hogan: Why does he carry a samurai sword?
Happosai: Why does Sam gay everything up? It's because he can that's why.
Stick: Look runt i've had enough of you!

**Stick swings down at Happosai but he vanishes**

Stick: Where'de he go?
Randy: He's on your head.

**Stick swings up and misses again**

Hulk Hogan: That's one fast dude, brother.
OEO: He's on your hand man.

**Stick shakes his arm around and Happosai lands on his feet**

Happosai: Had enough?
Stick: WHY YOU LITTLE!!

**Stick swings down hard but Happosai sticks his pipe up and blocks then flings him away 300 feet into the air***

Stick: WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I CAN SEE SAM GAYING EVERYTHING UP FROM UP HEEEERRRRREEEEEE!!!!
Happosai: Now the finisher.

**Happosai pulls a big round lit bomb from his coat and throws it at Stick***

Happosai: HAPPO-FIRE-BUUURRRSSTTT!!!!

**Stick catches it and starts coming down**

Randy: I GOT HIM...I GOT HIM!!!

**BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! The bomb explodes in midair and Stick crashes down on top of Sam!**

Randy: I don't got him.
Stick: Thank you Andre, I'll have the veal pacata.

**Stick passes out**

Announcer: Well that's all for now, tune in next time for more PWF JACKASS!
Starscream: ..........
Hulk Hogan: Yeah brother, we know. you'll get that bitch announcer someday.
Randy: I thought I could catch him...guess i'll have to just wait for a meteaor or something.
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Old 21 Feb 2004, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What does sam not gay up? Keep em coming man, you're a frikkin genius!
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Old 22 Feb 2004, 12:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao, keep them coming thats some funny shit
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Old 22 Feb 2004, 09:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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...but...

...maybe add some characters...

but thats all thats wrong, and thats probably just IMO. very funny
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Old 23 Feb 2004, 12:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 25 Feb 2004, 01:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Randy: Why are you wearing a Members Only coat?
Sam: I'm a member.

^ i seriously couldnt stop laughing at that. ive read em all, i just feel the need to only post in this one. i'll post in the new one though
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