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Randy Orton Hulk Hogan Sam Wanderer O-E-O STICK And Starscream as "The Beaver". With special Guest Master Happosai. Episode #6 "Hitting the slopes" **Some ski resort the guys are hanging out** OEO: Damn I hope my wife isn't mad i left her with the kids to take you guys here. Stick: Nah she shouldn't be. Hulk Hogan: Who paid for this whole trip, brother? Randy Orton: Don't look at me..i'm cheap. Stick: Sam's Uncle Cole did. OEO: Wow that was nice of him. **Stick pulls out Michael Cole's Platinum American Express card** Stick: Don't leave Wrestlemania without it. Randy: HOLY SHIT DUDE!! How'de you get that? Stick: Remember when ILC was beating the shit out of him? Hulk Hogan: Oh yeah I remember that his wallet went flying and you caught it. **Sam waddles over wearing a snow suit and a Members Only jacket while dragging a sled** Sam: Hey guy..where's the bunny slope? Stick: Dammit Sam stop gaying up the mountain! Randy: Why are you wearing a Members Only coat? Sam: I'm a member. Hulk Hogan: Yeah the ONLY member. OEO: Umm Randy why are you wearing a catcher's mitt? Randy: Oh that's in case of an avalance. Stick: Avalanche? Randy: Yup i'm gonna catch it. **Wanderer skis over with two hot ski bunnies** Wanderer: Hey guys check THESE babes out. **The girls start making out with each other while the guys (except sam) cheer** Wanderer: Well that's all I can show...the rest is in my cabin. **The three ski off** Stick: Where is Starscream? OEO: I dunno. Starscream: HEY BITCHES!!!! **Starscream zooms past on a skimobile** Hulk Hogan: SHED!!!! Starscream: Shed? Nope never skied Shed before.... **WHAMMMO!!! Star smashes into the shed** Randy: Now why do I suddenly want a Snickers Cruncher? **The guys notice a georgous woman off to the side talking to a man wearing a samurai sword** Hulk Hogan: Hey guys isn't that Roc-A-Babe? Stick: Yeah it is her, who is she talking to? Master Happosai: Why my disciple of course. **The guys look left and right but don't see the where the voice is coming from** Happosai: Down here yutzes. **They all look down and see a 3 foot tall 300 year old man wearing pantyhose on his head** Sam: It's a LEPRACHAN!! Happosai: You young PUNK! Stop gaying the place up! Stick: Who are you? Happosai: I am MASTER HAPPOSAI!! OEO: OK then who'se that over there talking to Jessica? Happosai: That is my disciple, Hulk Is Job! Hulk Hogan: Why does he carry a samurai sword? Happosai: Why does Sam gay everything up? It's because he can that's why. Stick: Look runt i've had enough of you! **Stick swings down at Happosai but he vanishes** Stick: Where'de he go? Randy: He's on your head. **Stick swings up and misses again** Hulk Hogan: That's one fast dude, brother. OEO: He's on your hand man. **Stick shakes his arm around and Happosai lands on his feet** Happosai: Had enough? Stick: WHY YOU LITTLE!! **Stick swings down hard but Happosai sticks his pipe up and blocks then flings him away 300 feet into the air*** Stick: WOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I CAN SEE SAM GAYING EVERYTHING UP FROM UP HEEEERRRRREEEEEE!!!! Happosai: Now the finisher. **Happosai pulls a big round lit bomb from his coat and throws it at Stick*** Happosai: HAPPO-FIRE-BUUURRRSSTTT!!!! **Stick catches it and starts coming down** Randy: I GOT HIM...I GOT HIM!!! **BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! The bomb explodes in midair and Stick crashes down on top of Sam!** Randy: I don't got him. Stick: Thank you Andre, I'll have the veal pacata. **Stick passes out** Announcer: Well that's all for now, tune in next time for more PWF JACKASS! Starscream: .......... Hulk Hogan: Yeah brother, we know. you'll get that bitch announcer someday. Randy: I thought I could catch him...guess i'll have to just wait for a meteaor or something.
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