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Old 18 Feb 2004, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special guest I Love Christian.

Episode #4 "Welcome to Wrestlemania!!"

** Madison Square Garden the guys are at WMXX**

OEO: OMG I can't belive it.
Randy Orton: Yeah WMXX!!!
Stick: There IS a god THANK YOU!!!
Sam: Yeah and he's my uncle.
Hulk Hogan: Damn your uncle got us ringside seats too.
Starscream: HAHAHA BITCHES Now YOU CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!

**Star holds up a HUGE sign that says "THE BITCHES BEHIND ME CAN'T FUCKING SEE!!"**

Stick: Look damn there's ILC she's sitting next to Tazz and Cole.
Hulk Hogan: Who IS Sam's uncle anyway?
Sam: It's Michael Cole.
Randy: We shoulda guessed.

**Wanderer comes over holding a magazine**

Wanderer: Hey guys I got naked pics of Stacy and Jackie wanna see?
All except Sam: YEAH!!!!
Wanderer: Here ya go i cut out the good parts they're in the other section.

**The evening starts and Sam continues gaying up MSG when Jerry Lawler stands up with a microphone**

Lawler: HEY YOU AT RINGSIDE!!
Sam: ME??

**Sam points to himself**

Lawler: YES YOU!!! STOP GAYING UP WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!

**Later into the evening Stone Cold's music hits and he comes to the ring on his 4 wheeler. Sam holds up a "STONE COLD TOSS ME A ZIMA!" sign**

Stick: DAMMIT SAM stop gaying up MSG!!!

**Austin sees the sign**

Stone Cold: DAMN BOY!! You're Breaking Stone Cold's law!! I NEVER EVER drink Zima EH AHH!! Now since you're a fan I can't lay a finger on you..... But those boys with you CAN!!

**Stick turns and DECKS Sam to a HUGE pop from the crowd**

OEO: Wow who thought Sam would have Xpac heat at a PPV?

**Even later Edge's music hits**

Cole: OH MY GOD IT'S EDGE!!!! ILC IT'S EDGE!!! IT'S EDGE!!
ILC: HOLY SHIT COLE YOU GOT A BONER STOP BEING GAY!! TAZZ GET HIM TO STOP!!
Tazz: DAMMIT COLE!!
Cole: I'm Shoelace!!!

**ILC throws down her headset and starts beating the hell out of Michael Cole to another huge crowd pop!**


**Edge holds up a microphone**

Edge: Well that's all for now folks. More offbeat shenannigans next time on PWF Jackass!!!
Starscream: GODAMN BITCHES!! I'll get that guy yet!!
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Old 18 Feb 2004, 04:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao.....once again
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Old 18 Feb 2004, 04:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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man.....these are classic, HIJ.....keep 'em coming.....
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Old 19 Feb 2004, 01:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 22 Feb 2004, 11:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LMAO Oh man HIJ you gotta hook me up on one of these man!!
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