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Old 18 Feb 2004, 08:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

With special guest I Love Christian.


Episode #3 "The Special Olympics"

**The guys wander past the fairgrounds and see the Special Olympics signups**

Stick: Hey Star let's enter you.
Starscream: FUCK YOU! I ain't no cripple!
Hulk Hogan: Brother you're in a wheelchair.
Starscream: That's just to get chicks with pity.
OEO: Has it worked yet?
Randy Orton: Quiet guys LOOK!

**They see a sign that says WIN the 100 meter dash and get TICKETS TO WMXX and meet EDGE! Also co-host WMXX with Tazz and Michael Cole.**

Starscream: Who the fuck wants to meet Edge?
I Love Christian: I DO!!!!

**The guys turn and see ILC standing there**

Randy: You're not handicapped.
ILC: I can make something up. Not like anyone would know the difference.
Sam: Hey guy, I entered the event too.
Stick: DAMMIT SAM stop gaying up the Special Olympics.
Starscream: Yeah piss off fruity boy you ain't gonna beat me!
Randy: That's the spirit Star go win for PWF.
OEO: Win it for the tickets too.

**Wanderer pops up outta nowhere with a retarted girl**

Wanderer: Hey guys wanna see this chick get naked?
All except Sam and ILC: YEAH!!!!
Wanderer: DAMN you guys are SICK I'm not letting you see that!!

**Wanderer runs off**

**Sam is shoved to the ground by another competitior**

TourettesGuy: FUCK YOU SAM!!!FUCK YOU I PISSED!!!
Sam: You ass go piss yourself.
Stick: He already did moron.
TG: DON'T GAY UP THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS!YOU ASS!!BALLS!!LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SAM'S BALLS!!! HE AIN'T GOT NONE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!

**Sam gets up and is shoved to the ground by someone else**

Sam: Hey guy stop that.
Special ED: I'm gonna go to Wrestlemania YAAAAAYYYY!!!!!
Sam: No you won't I'M gonna win!
ED: I'm gonna go to Wrestlemania YAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Starscream: You're all BITCHES!!!
ED: Sam's Gaying up the event YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

**Later in the day the race is on in a mad free for all TG, Sam, Star, ED, and ILC run and roll towards the finish**

Starscream: How the hell is five people a mad dash?
ILC: It is when the other 50 are wandering in the wrong direction or rocking back and forth.
Starscream: HAHAHA I'm gonna win!!
ILC: Oh Yeah?

**ILC Knocks Starscream's wheelchair over and he tumbles out, ED,Sam, and TG trip over him**

Sam: Someone LAND ON ME!!!!
Starscream: FUCKING WHITE BITCHES!!!!
ILC: HA HA I WON!!!! I'm gonna meet EDGE YESSSS!!!
Hulk Hogan: Brother that sucks.
Stick: Dammit how are we gonna get to WMXX now?

Announcer: Yes how will they get to WMXX? Tune in next time for more PWF Jackass!
Starscream: DAMMIT i'm gonna kill that guy!
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Old 18 Feb 2004, 05:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 18 Feb 2004, 06:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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