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Old 17 Feb 2004, 08:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Featuring the posters of PWF:

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Hulk Hogan
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".


Episode #2 "The Road to Wrestlemania"

Stick: OHBOY OHBOY WMXX tickets are going on sale!
Hulk Hogan: Brother we're broke where are we gonna get some cash man?
Starscream: I got an idea, you all are bitches i'll be the pimp...
Randy Orton: That won't work.

**The guys come across a Lemonade type stand that says HANDJOBS 5 Bucks**

Stick: DAMMIT SAM! Stop gaying up the neighborhood!
Sam: Hi guys i'm running a handjob stand...want one?
All: HELL NO!
Randy: Damn this gives me an idea.
Starscream: HELL NO I ain't gonna do it! Last time you had an idea I was picking pinecones outta my ass for two weeks.
Hulk Hogan: Ouch.
Stick: What's your idea?
Randy: We could all go around the neighborhood and do different things to make money.
Sam: Handjobs would be good money if someone would buy one.
Starscream: Shut up fruity boy!

**Wanderer pulls up in a porshe with a hot chick**

Wanderer: Handjobs eh?
Sam: Wanna buy one?
Wanderer: NOPE getting a blowjob right now..but i can't show ya here TOODLES!

**Wanderer peels out and drives off**

**The guys split up and...**

Hulk Hogan: Afternoon ma'am...
Rich Woman: You're in the wrong area young man. This area is for the filthy rich.
Starscream: Shut up ya snobby white bitch! We're a gay couple that hit the big lotto, and we're gonna buy a house here and devalue all the property in the area.
Woman: WELL I NEVER!
Hulk Hogan: You should it's fun.
Starscream: SHUT IT BITCH!! Now unless you want us moving in you can bribe us to not move in...

**Sam**

Sam: Uh Oh Girl Scouts.
Girl#1: Ewww it's SAM, he's go cOOties!
Sam: Shut up you little bitch your cookies taste like sperm!
Girl#2: Well then you must want some.
Girl#3: Quit gaying up our block.

**Stick and Randy are unrolling plastic sheets of leaves on people's lawns**

Stick: I love this trick. We can make easy money like this.
OEO: Hey you kids GEDOFFTHELAWN! Oh it's you guys.
Randy: Want your leaves raked?
OEO: There's no leaves here.
Stick: Look down.
OEO: WTF where'de those come from?
Randy: What you say OEO?
OEO: Why do you want to rake my lawn?
Stick: So we can afford tickets to Wrestlemania XX.
OEO: The sold out weeks ago.
Randy: DOH!
OEO: I think there's a contest somewhere in town to get some tho.

**The guys all meet back at Sam's stand**

Starscream: Where's fruity boy?
Hulk Hogan: Dunno Brother, maybe someone killed him.
Stick: There he is up the tree with a branch up his ass.
Randy: Hey Sam quit gaying up the tree and get down here.

**The branch breaks and Sam falls 100 feet to the pavement with a CRUNCH and the guys walk off leaving him for dead**

Announcer: Stay tuned next time for more PWF Jackass and find out if Sam lives...AH Fuck like you care anyway.

**The guys look around for the voice**

Starscream: Knock that off Bitch i'll kill your ass eventually!
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Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That damn Sam, always gaying everything up Will he ever learn?
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Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Just a question... is girl #3 related to Stick? Lmao...
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Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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WT.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......lol.....

I'm loving this, man......keep 'em coming......
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Old 17 Feb 2004, 07:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Can you change my name to "Trevelbond" in the future episodes... TY.

Oh... I'm loving this too.... BTW...
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Old 18 Feb 2004, 04:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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funny as hell man, keep em comming
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Old 19 Feb 2004, 01:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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This Is Frikkin Awesome Stuff. Keep Em' Coming!
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lmao, "Sam stop gaying up the block" funny shit
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