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Old 16 Feb 2004, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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And Starscream as "The Beaver".

Episode 1 " Minivan Roof Surfing"

OEO: Everyone strapped in?
Starscream: Why do I get to sit in the child safety seat you bitches!!
Randy Orton: Cause we chained your wheelchair to the bumper.

**Wanderer pulls up in a porshe witha hot woman beside him**

Wanderer: Hey guys! Check her out.

**The guys go nuts as the chick starts stripping**

Wanderer: Ok that's all I can show here, the rest is at my motel room.

**Wanderer races off and the guys urge OEO to gun it and follow**

Stick: Damn man he lost us, I'm gonna roof surf and see if he's ahead.
OEO : Hey don't damage anything my wife will kill me!

**Stick stands on the roof and a low tree branch smacks him in the face and he tumbles off the back of the Minivan**

Starscream: HA Bitch serves him right! Did he splat?
Hulk Hogan: No Brother he landed in your wheelchair!

**A knocking is heard form inside the glove compartment and Randy opens it**

Sam: Can i come out now?
Randy: NO Sam you'll gay up the minivan!
OEO: So where are we going?
Hulk Hogan: We're headed to Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp.
Starscream: Wonder if they got bitches there.
Sam: The will when you get there.
Starscream: Shut up fruity boy! You're lucky i'm strapped in!

**The van passes a sign that says "Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp ahead" and the bushes rustle uncovering the rest "Resort of the Morbidly Obese".**

OEO: OK We're here what you gonna do?
Randy: We're gonna streak the camp.
OEO: HUH? Streak thru a nudist camp?
Hulk Hogan: Just leave the van revved up and ready for a fast getaway OEO.

**The guys get out and toss thier clothes in the van and revive Stick and undo Starscream's chair**

Stick: WOOOHOO WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!

**The guys run and roll into the camp and 5 minutes later come out at a rapid pace as 300 fat women chase them**

OEO: HOLY SHIT!!

**OEO guns it and leaves the guys beind**

Starscream: HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU FORGOT US!!
Stick: This camp must be the "Other Section" Wanderer is always talking about!
Randy: Quiet guys there's a hill here everyone jump on Star's wheelchair!
Starscream: HELL NO YOU"RE NAKED!

**The guys all pile on and roll down the hill at 55 MPH**

Cop: Slow day today... WTF a speeding Minivan!

**The cop hits his lights as the wheelchair passes**

Cop: SHIT a wheelchair full of naked motherfuckers!

**He hits the siren and gives chase**

Randy: OH SHIT the COPS!
Stick: FUCKING PIG!!
Cop: YOU IN THE WHEELCHAIR PULL OVER! THIS IS THE POLICE!
Starscream: SHIT CLIFF!!!!!

**The guys all scream loudly as the chair goes off the road and over the cliff**

**Later at the Hospital the guys are all in traction sharing a room when**

Wanderer: Hey guys check out these two Candystripers. Meet Terri and Cindy.

**The guys start drooling and cheering as the two young candystripers start getting it on**

Wanderer: Well' that's all i can show for now. The rest is in the bathroom.

**The three go in the bathroom and lock the door**

Starscream: Motherfucker we wanna watch!
Sam: MMMMRRRPPPPHHHH!!!!
Randy: WTF did he say?
Stick: SHUT UP SAM! Stop gaying up the hospital room!
Hulk Hogan: Cmon Wanderer open the door! I pay premium!

Announcer: That's all for now friends, tun in next time for more PWF JACKASS!!

**The guys look around**

Starscream: Who the Fuck was that bitch?
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 04:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn right I pay Premium...

This board is so much shinier this way....
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 04:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LSHIFOMC!!!!!!!.......that's classic, man.....classic......
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 06:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Too bad it's out here in the desert where nobody goes.
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 06:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny shit. I'm surprised I was even in it though Can't wait til next one
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 07:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LMMFAO, that was hilarious. cant wait for #2
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 07:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This reminds me of the good old days of "Hogan Hunter". Great stuff HIJ. Your CW is always a good, and hilarious read.
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 07:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We need to get someone to dig deep into OT and yank out the old stuff.
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 07:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^Just go into your profile and look up all the threads you've made... theyre there...
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Old 16 Feb 2004, 08:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Fair average, nothing around here is funny anymore.

Well to me atleast.....

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Old 27 Feb 2004, 12:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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LOL I have to admit that was funny.
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