Pwf Jackass!!!

HULK IS JOB! · 16 Feb 2004, 09:03 AM

Featuring the posters of PWF:

Randy Orton
Hulk Hogan
Sam
Wanderer
O-E-O
STICK

And Starscream as "The Beaver".

Episode 1 " Minivan Roof Surfing"

OEO: Everyone strapped in?
Starscream: Why do I get to sit in the child safety seat you bitches!!
Randy Orton: Cause we chained your wheelchair to the bumper.

**Wanderer pulls up in a porshe witha hot woman beside him**

Wanderer: Hey guys! Check her out.

**The guys go nuts as the chick starts stripping**

Wanderer: Ok that's all I can show here, the rest is at my motel room.

**Wanderer races off and the guys urge OEO to gun it and follow**

Stick: Damn man he lost us, I'm gonna roof surf and see if he's ahead.
OEO : Hey don't damage anything my wife will kill me!

**Stick stands on the roof and a low tree branch smacks him in the face and he tumbles off the back of the Minivan**

Starscream: HA Bitch serves him right! Did he splat?
Hulk Hogan: No Brother he landed in your wheelchair!

**A knocking is heard form inside the glove compartment and Randy opens it**

Sam: Can i come out now?
Randy: NO Sam you'll gay up the minivan!
OEO: So where are we going?
Hulk Hogan: We're headed to Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp.
Starscream: Wonder if they got bitches there.
Sam: The will when you get there.
Starscream: Shut up fruity boy! You're lucky i'm strapped in!

**The van passes a sign that says "Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp ahead" and the bushes rustle uncovering the rest "Resort of the Morbidly Obese".**

OEO: OK We're here what you gonna do?
Randy: We're gonna streak the camp.
OEO: HUH? Streak thru a nudist camp?
Hulk Hogan: Just leave the van revved up and ready for a fast getaway OEO.

**The guys get out and toss thier clothes in the van and revive Stick and undo Starscream's chair**

Stick: WOOOHOO WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!

**The guys run and roll into the camp and 5 minutes later come out at a rapid pace as 300 fat women chase them**

OEO: HOLY SHIT!!

**OEO guns it and leaves the guys beind**

Starscream: HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU FORGOT US!!
Stick: This camp must be the "Other Section" Wanderer is always talking about!
Randy: Quiet guys there's a hill here everyone jump on Star's wheelchair!
Starscream: HELL NO YOU"RE NAKED!

**The guys all pile on and roll down the hill at 55 MPH**

Cop: Slow day today... WTF a speeding Minivan!

**The cop hits his lights as the wheelchair passes**

Cop: SHIT a wheelchair full of naked motherfuckers!

**He hits the siren and gives chase**

Randy: OH SHIT the COPS!
Stick: FUCKING PIG!!
Cop: YOU IN THE WHEELCHAIR PULL OVER! THIS IS THE POLICE!
Starscream: SHIT CLIFF!!!!!

**The guys all scream loudly as the chair goes off the road and over the cliff**

**Later at the Hospital the guys are all in traction sharing a room when**

Wanderer: Hey guys check out these two Candystripers. Meet Terri and Cindy.

**The guys start drooling and cheering as the two young candystripers start getting it on**

Wanderer: Well' that's all i can show for now. The rest is in the bathroom.

**The three go in the bathroom and lock the door**

Starscream: Motherfucker we wanna watch!
Sam: MMMMRRRPPPPHHHH!!!!
Randy: WTF did he say?
Stick: SHUT UP SAM! Stop gaying up the hospital room!
Hulk Hogan: Cmon Wanderer open the door! I pay premium!

Announcer: That's all for now friends, tun in next time for more PWF JACKASS!!

**The guys look around**

Starscream: Who the Fuck was that bitch?

Trevelbond · 16 Feb 2004, 05:02 PM

Damn right I pay Premium...

This board is so much shinier this way....

Oeo · 16 Feb 2004, 05:13 PM

LSHIFOMC!!!!!!!.......that's classic, man.....classic......

HULK IS JOB! · 16 Feb 2004, 07:35 PM

Too bad it's out here in the desert where nobody goes.

STICK · 16 Feb 2004, 07:58 PM

LMAO

Funny shit. I'm surprised I was even in it though

Can't wait til next one

Side Effect · 16 Feb 2004, 08:07 PM

LMMFAO, that was hilarious. cant wait for #2

Igloo · 16 Feb 2004, 08:15 PM

This reminds me of the good old days of "Hogan Hunter". Great stuff HIJ. Your CW is always a good, and hilarious read.

HULK IS JOB! · 16 Feb 2004, 08:33 PM

We need to get someone to dig deep into OT and yank out the old stuff.

Trevelbond · 16 Feb 2004, 08:49 PM

^Just go into your profile and look up all the threads you've made... theyre there...

HULK IS JOB! · 16 Feb 2004, 09:45 PM

Can't, have to be an admin or a supermod to do that.

Dante · 17 Feb 2004, 02:06 AM

Fair average, nothing around here is funny anymore.

Well to me atleast.....

But you're contributing to the dying Fan Fiction so I thank you.

SPEED · 17 Feb 2004, 07:21 PM

lmao, that is good

Toof · 27 Feb 2004, 01:27 PM

LOL I have to admit that was funny.

DC · 19 Feb 2005, 04:44 PM

bumping some of the old classic threads from CW to show the variety the forum used to have

16 Feb 2004, 09:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
HULK IS JOB! Panty Thief's Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Posts: 3,970 Rep Power: 565	Pwf Jackass!!! Featuring the posters of PWF: Randy Orton Hulk Hogan Sam Wanderer O-E-O STICK And Starscream as "The Beaver". Episode 1 " Minivan Roof Surfing" OEO: Everyone strapped in? Starscream: Why do I get to sit in the child safety seat you bitches!! Randy Orton: Cause we chained your wheelchair to the bumper. Wanderer pulls up in a porshe witha hot woman beside him Wanderer: Hey guys! Check her out. The guys go nuts as the chick starts stripping Wanderer: Ok that's all I can show here, the rest is at my motel room. Wanderer races off and the guys urge OEO to gun it and follow Stick: Damn man he lost us, I'm gonna roof surf and see if he's ahead. OEO : Hey don't damage anything my wife will kill me! Stick stands on the roof and a low tree branch smacks him in the face and he tumbles off the back of the Minivan Starscream: HA Bitch serves him right! Did he splat? Hulk Hogan: No Brother he landed in your wheelchair! A knocking is heard form inside the glove compartment and Randy opens it Sam: Can i come out now? Randy: NO Sam you'll gay up the minivan! OEO: So where are we going? Hulk Hogan: We're headed to Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp. Starscream: Wonder if they got bitches there. Sam: The will when you get there. Starscream: Shut up fruity boy! You're lucky i'm strapped in! The van passes a sign that says "Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp ahead" and the bushes rustle uncovering the rest "Resort of the Morbidly Obese". OEO: OK We're here what you gonna do? Randy: We're gonna streak the camp. OEO: HUH? Streak thru a nudist camp? Hulk Hogan: Just leave the van revved up and ready for a fast getaway OEO. The guys get out and toss thier clothes in the van and revive Stick and undo Starscream's chair Stick: WOOOHOO WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!! The guys run and roll into the camp and 5 minutes later come out at a rapid pace as 300 fat women chase them OEO: HOLY SHIT!! OEO guns it and leaves the guys beind Starscream: HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU FORGOT US!! Stick: This camp must be the "Other Section" Wanderer is always talking about! Randy: Quiet guys there's a hill here everyone jump on Star's wheelchair! Starscream: HELL NO YOU"RE NAKED! The guys all pile on and roll down the hill at 55 MPH Cop: Slow day today... WTF a speeding Minivan! The cop hits his lights as the wheelchair passes Cop: SHIT a wheelchair full of naked motherfuckers! He hits the siren and gives chase Randy: OH SHIT the COPS! Stick: FUCKING PIG!! Cop: YOU IN THE WHEELCHAIR PULL OVER! THIS IS THE POLICE! Starscream: SHIT CLIFF!!!!! The guys all scream loudly as the chair goes off the road and over the cliff Later at the Hospital the guys are all in traction sharing a room when Wanderer: Hey guys check out these two Candystripers. Meet Terri and Cindy. The guys start drooling and cheering as the two young candystripers start getting it on Wanderer: Well' that's all i can show for now. The rest is in the bathroom. The three go in the bathroom and lock the door Starscream: Motherfucker we wanna watch! Sam: MMMMRRRPPPPHHHH!!!! Randy: WTF did he say? Stick: SHUT UP SAM! Stop gaying up the hospital room! Hulk Hogan: Cmon Wanderer open the door! I pay premium! Announcer: That's all for now friends, tun in next time for more PWF JACKASS!! The guys look around Starscream: Who the Fuck was that bitch? __________________ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/HIJpro2-1.jpg"><br> br> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/?action=view&current=HIJpro2-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket Last edited by HULK IS JOB!; 18 Jun 2005 at 06:00 PM.

16 Feb 2004, 07:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
HULK IS JOB! Panty Thief's Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Posts: 3,970 Rep Power: 565	Too bad it's out here in the desert where nobody goes. __________________ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/HIJpro2-1.jpg"><br> br> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/?action=view&current=HIJpro2-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket

16 Feb 2004, 08:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
HULK IS JOB! Panty Thief's Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Posts: 3,970 Rep Power: 565	We need to get someone to dig deep into OT and yank out the old stuff. __________________ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/HIJpro2-1.jpg"><br> br> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/?action=view&current=HIJpro2-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket

16 Feb 2004, 09:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
HULK IS JOB! Panty Thief's Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Posts: 3,970 Rep Power: 565	Can't, have to be an admin or a supermod to do that. __________________ <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/HIJpro2-1.jpg"><br> br> <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v424/Dazzlertwodirks/?action=view&current=HIJpro2-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket

17 Feb 2004, 02:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dante ....Bang Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,695 Rep Power: 508	Fair average, nothing around here is funny anymore. Well to me atleast..... But you're contributing to the dying Fan Fiction so I thank you. __________________

16 Feb 2004, 05:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trevelbond A-Boooooooo~!™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 15,038 Rep Power: 2834	Damn right I pay Premium... This board is so much shinier this way....

16 Feb 2004, 05:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Oeo Oh, you didn't know? Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 9,773 Rep Power: 303	LSHIFOMC!!!!!!!.......that's classic, man.....classic......

16 Feb 2004, 07:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
STICK Psycho in my own mind... Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: PG Reppin' Posts: 28,819 Infractions: 1/0 (0) Rep Power: 7820	LMAO Funny shit. I'm surprised I was even in it though Can't wait til next one

16 Feb 2004, 08:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Side Effect Hanh! Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 12,825 Rep Power: 1197	LMMFAO, that was hilarious. cant wait for #2

16 Feb 2004, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Igloo bremen>muenchen Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS Posts: 9,495 Rep Power: 579	This reminds me of the good old days of "Hogan Hunter". Great stuff HIJ. Your CW is always a good, and hilarious read.

16 Feb 2004, 08:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trevelbond A-Boooooooo~!™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 15,038 Rep Power: 2834	^Just go into your profile and look up all the threads you've made... theyre there...

17 Feb 2004, 07:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
SPEED I just don't give a fuck! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Shit Jersey...I want to get the fuck out of this state Posts: 7,766 Rep Power: 657	lmao, that is good

27 Feb 2004, 01:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
Toof I hate people Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,665 Rep Power: 142	LOL I have to admit that was funny.

19 Feb 2005, 04:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
DC I've got the power! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Georgia Posts: 15,838 Rep Power: 3195	bumping some of the old classic threads from CW to show the variety the forum used to have __________________ looking for my sig? look harder!

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