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Panty Thief's Apprentice
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![]() ![]() Featuring the posters of PWF: Randy Orton Hulk Hogan Sam Wanderer O-E-O STICK And Starscream as "The Beaver". Episode 1 " Minivan Roof Surfing" OEO: Everyone strapped in? Starscream: Why do I get to sit in the child safety seat you bitches!! Randy Orton: Cause we chained your wheelchair to the bumper. **Wanderer pulls up in a porshe witha hot woman beside him** Wanderer: Hey guys! Check her out. **The guys go nuts as the chick starts stripping** Wanderer: Ok that's all I can show here, the rest is at my motel room. **Wanderer races off and the guys urge OEO to gun it and follow** Stick: Damn man he lost us, I'm gonna roof surf and see if he's ahead. OEO : Hey don't damage anything my wife will kill me! **Stick stands on the roof and a low tree branch smacks him in the face and he tumbles off the back of the Minivan** Starscream: HA Bitch serves him right! Did he splat? Hulk Hogan: No Brother he landed in your wheelchair! **A knocking is heard form inside the glove compartment and Randy opens it** Sam: Can i come out now? Randy: NO Sam you'll gay up the minivan! OEO: So where are we going? Hulk Hogan: We're headed to Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp. Starscream: Wonder if they got bitches there. Sam: The will when you get there. Starscream: Shut up fruity boy! You're lucky i'm strapped in! **The van passes a sign that says "Flabby Peaks Nudist Camp ahead" and the bushes rustle uncovering the rest "Resort of the Morbidly Obese".** OEO: OK We're here what you gonna do? Randy: We're gonna streak the camp. OEO: HUH? Streak thru a nudist camp? Hulk Hogan: Just leave the van revved up and ready for a fast getaway OEO. **The guys get out and toss thier clothes in the van and revive Stick and undo Starscream's chair** Stick: WOOOHOO WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!! **The guys run and roll into the camp and 5 minutes later come out at a rapid pace as 300 fat women chase them** OEO: HOLY SHIT!! **OEO guns it and leaves the guys beind** Starscream: HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU FORGOT US!! Stick: This camp must be the "Other Section" Wanderer is always talking about! Randy: Quiet guys there's a hill here everyone jump on Star's wheelchair! Starscream: HELL NO YOU"RE NAKED! **The guys all pile on and roll down the hill at 55 MPH** Cop: Slow day today... WTF a speeding Minivan! **The cop hits his lights as the wheelchair passes** Cop: SHIT a wheelchair full of naked motherfuckers! **He hits the siren and gives chase** Randy: OH SHIT the COPS! Stick: FUCKING PIG!! Cop: YOU IN THE WHEELCHAIR PULL OVER! THIS IS THE POLICE! Starscream: SHIT CLIFF!!!!! **The guys all scream loudly as the chair goes off the road and over the cliff** **Later at the Hospital the guys are all in traction sharing a room when** Wanderer: Hey guys check out these two Candystripers. Meet Terri and Cindy. **The guys start drooling and cheering as the two young candystripers start getting it on** Wanderer: Well' that's all i can show for now. The rest is in the bathroom. **The three go in the bathroom and lock the door** Starscream: Motherfucker we wanna watch! Sam: MMMMRRRPPPPHHHH!!!! Randy: WTF did he say? Stick: SHUT UP SAM! Stop gaying up the hospital room! Hulk Hogan: Cmon Wanderer open the door! I pay premium! Announcer: That's all for now friends, tun in next time for more PWF JACKASS!! **The guys look around** Starscream: Who the Fuck was that bitch?
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Too bad it's out here in the desert where nobody goes.
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We need to get someone to dig deep into OT and yank out the old stuff.
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Can't, have to be an admin or a supermod to do that.
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