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Old 15 Feb 2004, 08:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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**somewhere out in the streets **

PWF: Ken! Is that you?
Ken: I'm just a homeless person leave me the fuck alone!
**PWF reporter splashes Ken's face with warm water and his beard goes away!**
Ken: DAMMIT that fucking shaving fun gimmick!
PWF: We just want to interview you.
Ken: FUCK OFF!
PWF: We'll give you FIVE BUCKS!
Ken: NO GO AWAY!!!
PWF: Five bucks and a HAM SAMMICH?
Ken: DEAL!
PWF: here you go.
Ken: sucker!
**Ken scarfs the sammich.**
PWF: Ok, Ken what happened between you and Barbie?
Ken: That whore! Fuck that bitch! She threw my ass out!
PWF: Why?
Ken: Cause I been fired from every job I ever had and she came home to see me wearing one of her dresses.
PWF: .....
Ken: I tell ya some big tall bitch with no tits grabbed me and forced me to wear it!
PWF: So she threw you out over that?
Ken: Well that and she caught me in bed with Skipper.....
PWF: Isn't she 15?
Ken: 17 and now I think she's knocked up too.
PWF: Why'de you do it?
Ken: Cause that bitch was cheating on me!
PWF: With who?
Ken: HE-MAN!! I watched him bang the hell out of her a few weeks ago!
PWF: Why didn't you say something?
Ken: Cause the House , the Car, the Money is all HERS!! I didn't want to be given the boot.
PWF: Now that's harsh.
Ken: Not as harsh as being told yer dick is so small it may as well be non existant.
PWF: Hmmm well I see you're a busy man so we'll let ya alone then.
Ken: Right I am...it's time for me to piss myself so I can keep warm. Gonna be cold tonight.
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