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Old 11 Feb 2004, 04:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Back in the day I used to do some writing for e-feds, and I figured, well why don't I just post them here for everyone's non viewing pleasure? So, whoever you are, prepare for the greatest e-fed matches you have ever read. Of course, I am being sarcastic, as my writing is sub par and ridiculous. Alright, here we go!

This first match was between my e-fed character, Rusty Cooledge, making his grand return in a match against his biggest rival, CTX.

The arena gets dim, and "Soul of a Vagabond" by Stratovarius blasts out of the PA system. The crowd cheers as CTX appears on the ramp as camera alternates between him and the Ultratron images for his entrance video. 3 girls pull up thier shirts to flash the camera, sporting the letters C, T, and X on each of thier bodies respectivly, of course no one notices. CTX stands on the entranceway, and makes his way down the ramp as his music continues. He gets to the ring steps. He steps up them carefully, then swings through the ropes, and hops into the middle of the ring.

Johnson: This rematch has been a long time coming, these 2 haven't met in a match since summer of 2002, and now we will see who is truly superior!

The arena begins to flash blue and black as "Paper Airplanes (Makeshift Wings)" begins to flow throughout the arena. It plays for a little bit, before the chorus hits and the blue lights turn to white, and Rusty Cooledge walks down the ramp. The crowd explodes with cheers as CTX eyes him up and down, and makes a "Come here" motion with both his hands, his teeth gritted. Rusty looks up at him, gives him a knowing glance and smirk, then runs and slides into the ring, and the battle begins!

Rusty Cooledge vs. CTX

Rusty and CTX run and meet up in the middle of the ring, and begin to immediatly slug it out. They go back and forth with hay makers and what not, neither backing down or going down. CTX goes for a knock out punch, but Rusty catches his arm and elbows him in the jaw. Rusty tries a short arm clothesline, but CTX ducks it and catches him from behind. CTX goes for a german suplex, but Rusty flips back wards out of it. Rusty bounces off the ropes and CTX ducks another clothesline as Rusty goes off the opposite ropes and comes back. CTX gives him an arm drag which Rusty jumps up from and runs at CTX. CTX throws a punch but Rusty grabs his arm. Rusty drops down and CTX pulls back not wanting to be pulled down. Rusty uses this momentum to spring back up and give CTX a huge arm drag. CTX jumps up and rolling wheel kicks Rusty, which catches Rusty on the chin and makes him slowly drop to his back. CTX jumps up for a senton splash but Rusty rolls out of the way and CTX lands on his back. Rusty grabs his feet but CTX kicks him off and spring kicks to his feet. The high paced match continues with Rusty trying a spinning heel kick, but CTX catches him and pumphandle drops him with force. Rusty gets to his feet but appears winded as CTX approaches him, and Rusty leaps up with a rolling forearm. CTX stumbles back, and Rusty gets on his shoulders for a hurracarana. CTX grabs him for a powerbomb, but Rusty spins around on his shoulders to face the other way. CTX tries for an electric chair drop, but in mid fall Rusty wraps up, grabs his legs, and rolls him up for the pin!

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CTX rolls him over into the same pinning predicament!

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Rusty kicks out but CTX grabs him around the waist. CTX tries to bounce him off the ropes, but Rusty grabs the ropes as CTX does a roll back. Rusty turns around to see CTX coming after him, but uses the ropes to gets his feet in the air and catch CTX in the face. CTX stumbles in the middle of the ring confused as Rusty tries for a swingaround DDT, but CTX stops him and hits a northern lights suplex!

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Rusty gets his feet planted and holds onto CTX's waist, himself still in the northern lights suplex position. CTX is confused as Rusty walks them over to the ropes. He climbs the ropes with his feet, swings upside down and DDT's CTX to the canvas! CTX doesn't take time to rest as he and Rusty get up again, but CTX over powers Rusty by choking him into a corner. CTX chokes Rusty and Rusty knees him in the gut, and throws him in the corner. Rusty then backs up, and moonsault kicks CTX in the side of the face! Rusty lands on his feet as CTX slumps down in the corner. Rusty runs looking for a bronco buster, but CTX bails as Rusty lands awkwardly on the bottom turnbuckle. CTX throws him in the turnbuckle now, and starts to chop at his chest as the crowd yells "WOOOO" at every chop. CTX then clotheslines Rusty in the corner, and whips him into the opposite corner. Rusty flies headlong into the corner and flips up over it, ala' Shawn Michaels. Sitting facing the outside of the ring on the turnbuckle. Rusty looks dazed. CTX gets up on the turnbuckle behind him, and hits a massive reverse DDT! He goes for the cover!

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Rusty gets a shoulder up and CTX gets up off of him. He climbs the turnbuckle, but Rusty springs to his feet and grabs him, and hands out the Wasting the Dawn (DDT off of the turnbuckle)!! CTX holds his head and gets on his feet again as Rusty runs and neckbreaker drops him, and holds him in a sleeper hold.

Johnson: Very uncharacteristic of Rusty in his first match back to use a sleeper hold, Rusty is at home normally in fast paced matches like this.

Darcy: Yes, but so is CTX. They are the same height and weight, both use technical and highfly wrestling maneuvers, they are basically equals in the ring which is why every one of thier matches is a classic.

Johnson: This match is also a tie breaker of sorts, in one on one matches Rusty and CTX are tied 1-1.

CTX starts to battle back to his feet as Rusty tries to hold him down. Rusty resorts to clubbing on CTX's chest but it doesn't work as CTX elbows Rusty in the gut and bounces off the ropes. He comes back, and Rusty tries The Last Kiss (superkick). CTX ducks it, and Rusty walks into a Superkick of CTX's! Rusty stumbles back, not quite knocked over by the move, and CTX deals him a Side Effect!! Rusty stays down after the 2 signiture moves, and CTX covers Rusty again.

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Rusty gets his shoulder up again, and CTX gets frustrated he can't keep him down for the count. He picks up Rusty and Rusty leaps up with a kick to the side of CTX's head. CTX goes down as Rusty stays up. CTX gets to his feet as Rusty jumps and springboards off the ropes with a flying cross chop. CTX rolls with it and doesn't take much damage though, and immediatly grabs Rusty with a sit down powerbomb! Rusty rolls away, nursing himself as CTX picks up methodically, and goes for a double underhook piledriver. Rusty however stands up, and goes for the Dead End but CTX frantically fights his way out of by flipping over onto his feet. His back to Rusty's back, he grabs under Rusty's arms and picks up him up for an Outsiders Edge, as Rusty's body bounces off the canvas. Rusty pulls himself up with the ropes as CTX runs up behind him, but Rusty pulls down the rope so CTX flies over. CTX gets to his feet on the outside,and looks up just in time to get the Apathetic Regard (Flip over neckbreaker)!! Rusty and CTX lie in pain on the outside as the ref starts to count them out.!

1! Rusty and CTX start rolling around, trying to get to thier feet.

2! CTX gets to his feet first, as Rusty took the brunt of that high risk.

3! CTX walks over to Rusty and picks him up. He carries him over to the steel steps.

4! CTX pulls him between his legs, pulls him up, and gives him a piledriver on the metal steps! Rusty crumples to the ground after rolling down the stairs, as CTX stands over him.

5! CTX dusts his hands off, and picks up Rusty. He tries to slam his head on the apron, but Rusty blocks it somehow. CTX tries again, but Rusty won't let him. Rusty gets his feet on the apron and moonsault kicks CTX making them both go down!

6! CTX gets up in time for Rusty to run, jump off the steps and cross body him, but CTX catches him, and gives him a fallaway slam onto the announce table! Rusty holds his back as CTX gets in the ring and the count continues.

7! Rusty doesn't move yet, as CTX waits impatiently hoping he won't get up. Rusty now gets up off the table to CTX's chagrin.

8! CTX hops to the outside now, breaking the count.

1! CTX goes to powerbomb Rusty, but Rusty hurracaranas him. CTX gets up as Rusty climbs on the apron. CTX walks towards him but Rusty takes him down with the Makeshift Wings (Corkscrew Spear)!!

2! [i]Rusty hops up with a second wind and rolls CTX onto the announce table, and points up to the sky!

3! Rusty climbs into the ring and onto the turnbuckle. He looks down at CTX, leaps and flies with a Plutoflip (Shooting Star Senton Splash)! But CTX rolls off the table and Rusty goes crashing through on his own!! Rusty lies in a pile of table parts as CTX gets up and chuckles a bit.

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8! He starts to roll in, and makes it!

CTX gets very angry and starts laying the boots into Rusty. He throws Rusty into the corner and splashes him. Then he gets on the turnbuckle with Rusty facing into the ring while being in the corner. CTX hooks Rusty's head with a reverse DDT position, and lets fly the Stoning the Crow (Flip Over Diamond Cutter)!!! But Rusty holds him in the air with his last remaining strength, turns him around and drops him with a vicious Rusty Hinge (Reverse Suplex)!!! CTX bounces off the mat and stays down. Rusty takes the time to rest, then walks over to CTX and starts booting at him. CTX low blows Rusty and Rusty falls over in pain as CTX gets up CTX then gets out of the ring, and throws the time keeper out of his seat. He takes his chair away from him, and yells insults at him as the fans boo. CTX turns around, holding the chair in front of his face, and doesn't see Rusty do a flipping plancha right to the chair in front of his face! Rusty's body smacks the chair back into CTX's face hard, and they both stay down after that. Rusty gets up now, and he kicks the chair out of the way. He rolls CTX into the ring, and gets in after him. Rusty puts CTX's head between his legs, but CTX stands up, runs backwards and dumps Rusty to the outside in desperation. Rusty falls and hits the arena floor hard. Rusty gets up and looks around, confused and lost, and out of the corner of his eye sees CTX on the turnbuckle. Rusty turns around, just in time for CTX to catch him with a spinning heel kick off the turnbuckle to the outside! CTX's foot hits Rusty's face extremely hard, and Rusty is knocked nearly unconscience. CTX gets up rather quickly and rolls Rusty into the ring yet again. CTX climbs the turnbuckle again as Rusty uses his strength to get to his feet. CTX flies and clotheslines Rusty, then mounts and starts to punch him. He gets off and puts his head between his legs for The Downside but Rusty stands up going for his finisher again!

CTX barely finds a way out of it and hops back down in front of Rusty. He slugs Rusty which makes Rusty stumble, and Rusty roundhouse kick CTX back, forcing CTX to hobble away. Rusty jumps on the top rope and goes for a springboard moonsault, but CTX catches him and drops him with an inverted piledriver! Rusty's head bounces off the canvas again, and this time he doesn't get up. CTX rolls him over for the pin.

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Rusty gets his foot on the rope as CTX explodes in anger. He throws Rusty into the turnbuckle again, and once again goes for the Stoning the Crow but Rusty stops it early and elbows CTX in the face. He then hops on the turnbuckle with CTX, and suplexes him off with authority! CTX lays on his back as Rusty looks down, then leaps off with the Descending Angel (Frogsplash)!!! He hits it!!! It's all over as Rusty hooks his leg.

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CTX raises his shoulder, and Rusty cannot believe it! He picks up CTX, but CTX grabs him in a front facelock and starts laying the knees into him. CTX then hooks his leg and gives him a devastating fisherman's DDT! and holds on for the pin!

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Rusty kicks out and CTX climbs the turnbuckle now. Rusty gets up, ready to fight, and turns around into an amazing Dragonorana!!!!! His head crushes into the mat as CTX holds onto the legs and nods rapidly as the ref slaps the mat!

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Rusty kicks off CTX into the air with his amazing leg strength, and CTX is shocked!! CTX tries for a superkick but Rusty catches it and spins him around. CTX goes for a clothesline but Rusty ducks and grabs the back of his head for a neckbreaker. CTX spins it around into a front facelock. Rusty drops down and drop toe holds CTX, who catches himself with his arms and does a push up to show off. Rusty backs up a bit and nods as CTX gets up and does the same. They meet in the center of the ring and lock up. CTX places on a headlock as Rusty slaps around for a way out of it. Rusty spins out of it and puts on a headlock of his own, and CTX does it again, this time he pounds on Rusty's head. Rusty tries a backdrop, as CTX flips onto his feet and tries one as well. Rusty flips over onto his feet but holds him in a dragon sleeper. Rusty uses his agility to hops his legs up around Rusty's head and flip him over. Rusty gets up and kicks CTX in the gut, and tries for a russian leg sweep which CTX blocks. CTX tries a forward one which Rusty blocks, and Rusty turns and belly to belly suplexes him. CTX jumps up and approaches him and Rusty grabs his hands, falls back, plants his feet on CTX's mid section, rolls backward and flips him over head! CTX hops up once again and knees a charging Rusty in the mid section. Rusty flips over and lands on his back, holding his gut. CTX grabs his legs, and turns him over in a boston crab! Rusty screams out in pain, and claws at the mat frantically as CTX cinches down with victory at hand. Rusty finally makes it to the ropes and CTX is forced to let go. CTX then stands up, and puts his head between his legs for The Downside! He picks him up, and hits it dead on! He stands up, breathing heavily over Rusty's body, as the ref tells him to cover him. CTX shakes his head, and picks up Rusty again, putting his head between his legs. He gets him picked up again, and Rusty kicks frantically. CTX tries to drop him, but Rusty curls up and the reverse cradle piledriver has no effect. CTX gets up frustrated, and places Rusty between his legs for a normal piledriver, but Rusty stands up and swiftly drops with the Dead End!!!! CTX is laid out as Rusty uses the last of his strength in this match to put his arm on his body!!

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Winner of this match - Rusty Cooledge!

The ref grabs Rusty's arm and raises it as "The Leaving Song Part 2" by AFI plays. Rusty gasps for air, and looks over at CTX. CTX looks up at him, his back on the canvas as he struggles to get up. Rusty can't find the strength to even smile as he stumbles over to CTX and helps him up to his feet. CTX is now on his feet, head down, and he leans over, supporting himself with his hands on his knees. Rusty grabs his hand, and raises it into the air as the arena erupts in cheers.

Johnson: That match may have stole the show, and it recieves a fitting end.
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This next match was rather comical, but I consider it a great match of mine as well.

Jay-rod walks out as "Crossing Thy Bridge" by ICP hits. He doesn't have much time to get to the ring because "Hurt" by NIN hits and Mikey runs down the ramp! Jay runs away, into the ring as Mikey follows hot on his heels, and as he tries to slide in Jay baseball slides him. Mikey looks up at him bewildered and tries to get in up the steps, but Jay guards the ring like a hound dog.

Johnson: Darcy, what the hell is Jay-rod doing?

Darcy: Not letting Mikey in the ring, obviously.

Mikey tries to get on the apron, but Jay punches at him. Mikey finally gets sick of this, and reaches under the ring, finding a kendo stick. He pulls it out, and gets on the apron, but Jay dropkicks him off. Mikey falls to the floor, frustrated he can't even get in the ring. He gets up again and tries to get in, but steps aside as Jay tries to baseball slide him in the face again. Mikey grabs his foot, and pulls him out of the ring! Jay gets on his knees and begs him to not hurt him, and as Mikey gets close Jay pokes him in the eyes. Mikey backs up blinded, as Jay takes the kendo stick he dropped on the ground, and starts beating him with it. Stinging blow after stinging blow to Mikey as he drops to his knees. Jay goes for a death swing, but Mikey catches it right in front of his face. Jay looks bewildered as Mikey jumps and uses the kendo stick to pull Jay towards him, and gives him an overhead belly to belly suplex! Jay crashes to the ground as Mikey grabs him and rolls him in the ring. He gets in himself as the bell finally rings and the match officially starts!

Jay-rod vs. Mikey - eXtreme Title Match

Mikey picks up Jay and irish whips him into the turnbuckle, chasing after him. Jay catches the turnbuckle, and gets his legs in the air. He wraps them around Mikey's head, and uses his leg strength to flip him over with ease. Mikey gets up and Jay explodes with a jumping roundhouse kick to the side of Mikey's face, which sends him down. Mikey gets up and Jay boots him in the back of the head, over and over. Jay pauses to yawn and Mikey struggles to get up, and he kicks him again. Mikey stays down this time as Jay casually bounces off the ropes, and drops with a dropkick to Mikey's face. Mikey rolls out of the ring as Jay walks around, and the crowd exfoliates jeers upon him. He gets a huge grin on his face, and then goes to continue on Mikey. Mikey however pulls out a fire extinguisher, and sprays Jay with it! Jay falls back in the ring as Mikey laughs at him

Darcy: Fire extinguishers have poisonous chemicals that can suffocate you if sprayed directly at the face, but no one seems to care!

Johnson: Oddly enough, in this case it just temporarily blinds the wrestler. Strange...

Jay rubs his eyes to get that nasty fire extinguising material out of his eyes, as Mikey hops in the ring with it still in his hands. He dives to hit Jay with it, but Jay does a mid body scissor take down and Mikey's face hits the metal object with authority! Mikey bounces off clutching his face as Jay jumps up. He grabs the fire extinguisher now and mounts Mikey. He brings it down, but Mikey catches it in his hands. They wrestle around for a bit with it, but Mikey gets the upperhand. Jay jumps off and gets outside of the ring. He begins to dig under the ring for a weapon as Mikey begins to spray him again. Jay blocks it this time with a steel chair, so Mikey whips it down at the steel chair directly in front of his face. Use your imagination. With Jay down, Mikey gets out now and digs under the ring. He find a variety of weapons, among them street signs, garbage cans, a chair, kendo stick, hockey stick, mannequin head, stapler, and toolbox. He looks at the toolbox curiously, after all, what is a toolbox doing with all the ring equipment under the ring? He throws them all in the ring with some other stuff, and turns to go after Jay. He barely ducks a green Maxim bowling ball Jay has thrown at him, but can't avoid Jay's spear into the ring apron as Jay furiously attacks him... with boxing gloves on. Mikey gets sick of this and plants Jay directly in the face, sending him down. Mikey pulls a kendo stick from the ring and swings at Jay, catching him in the side of the face. Jay screams and yells, "Hey fucker, that stung!" so Mikey jabs him in the gut with it, then gives him a fame asser! He gets on Jay's back and begins to choke him with the kendo stick, as Jay gasps for air. Then Mikey gets off and hits him in the back. He rolls Jay into the ring and goes after him, but Jay grabs a street sign and smacks Mikey in the face with it. Jay jumps up with 2 of them, and claps them over Mikey's ears! Mikey holds his ears in pain as Jay picks up the stapler, and smiles. He lunges at Mikey, but Mikey gives him a drop toe hold which takes him down and makes him drop teh stapler. Mikey grabs it now, and pulls a piece of paper from his pocket. He sticks it on the back of Jay's head, and staples it!

Darcy: Ugh...

Jay screams in pain, as we see the paper say "I'm a transexual!". Jay gets to his feet, and Mikey charges at him with the chair. Jay jumps up and kicks it back into his face at the last minute, and Mikey falls back in slow motion, dazed and confused. Jay now sets up the chair around Mikey's leg, and goes outside, grabbing the bowling ball of his. He gets back in and stands over Mikey, with a determined look on his face. Mikey looks up helpless, as Jay drops the bowling ball onto the chair around Mikey's leg, and Mikey cries out in pain! Jay now climbs the turnbuckle as Mikey tries to get the chair off. Jay leaps feet first, but Mikey hops up and dragon kicks the chair around his shin into Jay's face! Jay falls to his back in pain as Mikey takes the chair off his leg, and throws it at Jay's face, ECW style. The impact makes the crowd groan, as Mikey grabs the toolbox and chucks that at him as well!! It connects face first and opens up spilling tools everywhere, as Jay nurses his face, bleeding all over the place with a crimson mask. Mikey gets out of the ring and finds a table. He smirks as he puts it into the ring, and rolls in after it. He sets it up on the corner, and rolls outside to get another table. He puts this in the ring, and sets it up normally. He turns back to Jay, who clobbers him with one swipe of a wrench! Mikey falls to his back, a bloody mess just like Jay now, as Jay looks down at him in anger. Jay breathes heavily, and rips the piece of paper stapled to the back off his head off. He looks at the blood drenched paper, and yells in anger. He screams "Transexual, eh!?" and starts to dig aroudn the tool box. He pulls out a hammer and some nails, and stalks over to Mikey's fallen body. Jay rolls him over to his back and lays him spread eagled, and starts to nail his clothing to the canvas!

Darcy: HEY!? Can he do that?

Johnson: Anything goes in eXtreme title matches...

Jay nails down the arms of Mikey's shirt, the sides, and his pant legs with many nails. He finally gets done, and takes a look over his handiework as Mikey begins to struggle out of the nails, but can't. Jay strolls around him, calling out insults, and grabs a chair. He picks it up over his head, and slams it down onto Mikey! He brings it up, and does it again! And again! Blow after blow to Mikey's unprotected body, as he can only take it and cannot find the energy out of the nails. Jay now sets up the chair on his body, and walks over to the turnbuckle. He hops on, and turns around, and leaps off with the Kamikaze Splash (450 Frog Splash)!! Jay bounces off and holds his gut in pain while Mikey cannot roll around at all, and just lies in agony, and blood. Jay gets in Mikey's face, and just laughs at him now that he has him under his control. Jay now stands up, and places his toe on Mikey as the ref begins the count.

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Mikey uses all the strength he has left to get the nail through his shirt by his right shoulder out, and the ref sees his shoulder up. Jay sees this and cannot believe it! He walks over to the ref and shoves him, but the ref shoves him down! Jay gets up, sick of this, and goes to put the nail back where it was. He grabs the nail and a hammer, and kneels down next to Mikey, but Mikey punches him in the face with an arm he got free! Jay loses his balance and falls back as Mikey pulls the nails out of his other arms, but as he sits up, Jay runs and dropkicks a chair in his face! Mikey falls back as Jay grabs the hammer again. He stands over Mikey, and tries to bring it down directly on his face for a knockout blow, but Mikey finds the energy to move his head just out of the way. Jay gets mad and tries again, but Mikey catches it with his bare hands, and spits in Jay's face. Jay wipes the spits off, but Mikey uses the chance to clock Jay in the head! Jay collapses to his side as Mikey uses the other end of the hammer to get the nails out of his pants. Mikey finally gets himself free, and waits for Jay to get up. Jay does so, and Mikey picks him up with a death valley driver! Jay gets to his feet, as Mikey grabs him and irish whips him into the turnbuckle with the table in it, but Jay stops himself before. Mikey runs up and dropkicks him, sending him flying into it and through it! Mikey picks Jay up and throws him onto the other table. He gets on with him, but Jay suddenly lets fly a Hatchetman DDT (Evenflow DDT)!! They both go through the table in an exhausted mess, and Jay rolls over and covers Mikey.

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Mikey finds the inhuman strength to kick out, and Jay-rod cannot beleive it! Jay gets up and picks Mikey up, but Mikey grabs a hockey stick and jams it up between Jay's legs! Jay's eyes water as he falls over, and Mikey waits for Jay to get up. He does, and recieves a hockey stick to the face! Jay falls on the ropes, and Mikey goes to clothesline him over, but Jay ducks it. Mikey turns, and walks into a Juggalo Drop (Reverse Razor's Edge into Stunner)!! Mikey falls next to the toolbox as Jay gets on his knees and goes to cover him. But Mikey pulls out a power drill, and turns it on, digging it into Jay's stomach! Jay jumps back in pain, and looks under his black Rancid T-shirt to check the cut where the power drill was dug into. He looks up and sees Mikey swing and connect with a chair! Jay falls back as Mikey picks him up, in a vertical suplex position, and drops him with a vicious DDT onto the chair!!! The chair leaves a huge dent in it as Mikey yells "Was that a good enough DDT for you?", and puts his head between his legs. Jay backdrops him onto a bunch of scattered nails, and Jay rolls to the outside. Mikey gets up to see Jay-rod getting in the ring with a baseball bat. Jay swings, but Mikey ducks and kicks Jay in the gut. Jay dives and headbutts Mikey in the breadbox, and stands up over Mikey. He sets him up for The Wraith (powerbomb to STF) but Mikey goes between his legs. Jay turns around to a shot to the gut, and he gets set up for The Becoming (Pedigree into Crippler Crossface) as Mikey hits it!!!

Mikey rears back on the submission move as Jay can see no way out. But He grabs the nearby staple gun, and gets Mikey right on the forehead! Mikey is forced to let go. Jay gets up and whips Mikey into the turnbuckle. Jay follows and splashes him, and then rubs his face on the top rope, making Mikey scream as his face burns from the ropes. Jay picks him up, and gives him a powerbomb! Then he climbs onto the turnbuckle, exhausested. It takes him a while before he can turn around. He finally does, just in time to see Mikey run up, jump, land on the top turnbuckle, grab Jay, and superplex him out of the ring through an announcers table!!!!

Johnson: HOLY SHIT!!!! Mikey just... He just killed Jay-rod!! They are both dead dammit!

Darcy: No they are both very alive it seems, though Mikey just ran up and pulled that off with cat like reflexes, and with no care for his own safety.

The crowd is on it's feet going crazy as Mikey lays his hand on Jay's body.

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Winner of this match and STILL eXtreme champion - Mikey!
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This next match was for the world title. Oooooo intense stuff.

The stage erupts with towers of fire, as Dr. Dre's "Natural Born Killaz" plays throughout the arena, and the main event is about to get underway! Blade, wOwF world title in hand, begins to walk through the wall of fire, and makes his way down the ramp. The behemoth looks expressionless, his drastic change 2 months ago having gone as far as to change his face, to a permanently grim and apathetic look. He gets up on the apron, and steps over the top rope. The corners explode with fire, and Blade stands waiting for his toughest opponent yet.

"This Means War" by Ozzy/Busta hits, and the sold out arena breaks out in a unison chanting of Kdawg's name, like a hockey chant. Kdawg walks out as greets his fans, but then immediatly sets his eyes on Blade, who's eyes stay planted on Kdawg as well. Blade tosses the wOwF world title over his shoulder to the outside as a couple of the ringside crew scramble to catch it, and barely do. The disrespect for the belt angers Kdawg, and he runs down to the ring, jumps through the ropes, and immediatly this world title match begins!

Kdawg vs. Blade - wOwF World Title Match

Kdawg walks into the ring now and lies down.

Darcy: Looks like he is taking Blade's advice!

Blade smiles and goes to cover kdaeg, but Kdawg uppercuts him in the throat! Blade backs up as the crowd laughs at him, and he angrily sneers at them. Kdawg runs and clotheslines Blade... who doesn't move. Kdawg bounces off the ropes and tries again, and the big man just takes a step back. Kdawg tries this one more time, but Blade shoulder blocks him to send him down. Blade picks up Kdawg who throws punches that seem to have no effect whatsoever. Blade throws him over the ropes and turns around as the fans boo and hiss him to no extent. Kdawg however landed on the apron to Blade's ignorance, and as Blade turns around Kdawg grabs his head and drops down, pulling it across the top rope. Blade stumbles back as Kdawg gets back in the ring and succesfully takes the behemoth down with a clothesline! Blade goes down hard as Kdawg bounces off the other ropes and drops an elbow onto him. The muscular Kdawg pounds on Blade's face, but Blade uses his superior strength to throw him off. Blade gets up as does Kdawg, and Blade challenges him to a test of strength. Kdawg proudly accepts, and grabs Blade's right hand. Blade however quickly begins to gain the advantage. Kdawg struggles under his superior strength, but refusing to admit it raises his other hand, and they interlock their fingers. Blade forces Kdawg down to one knee, as Kdawg looks up, angrier than ever.

Darcy: Kdawg was a fool to think he could over power Blade.

Kdawg gets back on both feet firmly as Blade sneers at him some more. Kdawg gets a concentrated look on his face, and begin to push back as hard as he can. His hands go from the awkward angle they were at previously to a more even one, so that his and Blade's hands we both at equal 90 degree angles. Kdawg somehow begins to over power the world champion, and Blade cannot beleive it! Blade drops to one knee, and then the other as Kdawg looks deep into his soul through his eyes, an smirks. Blade has enough of it, gets back on his feet and boots Kdawg in the gut. Kdawg backs up, and Blade unleashes a ferocious power clothesline, which knocks Kdawg out of his boots! Kdawg goes down, as Blade grabs him, but Kdawg knees him, and starts pounding away at Blade's skull. Kdawg goes off the ropes trying to take him down again, but Blade big boots him ferociously in the face! Kdawg falls back to the mat again and Blade picks him up. he throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle post, and Kdawg holds his shoulder in pain. Kdawg comes back, and Kdawg picks him up in a scoop slam position for a shoulder breaker. He holds on, and gives him a rib crusher, and then a back breaker, and finally stops the combo with side walk slam! Kdawg entire body is in pain as Blade is in control of the match. Kdawg gets up however as Blade approaches him, and Kdawg dropkicks his leg. Blade holds his leg, as Kdawg takes a methodical approach by kicking at Blade's shin, and Blade roars in pain. Kdawg backs up and dropkicks the same leg, forcing Blade down to his knee. Kdawg then uses his powerful strength to pick up Blade and drop him with a shin breaker! Blade falls headlong into the ground, and lies facing the ground. Kdawg grabs his leg, and slams it down knee first into the canvas. Blade gets up, holding the ropes for support, but suddenly just puts him leg down like nothing happened.

Johnson: Wait a minute... One second ago he could barely walk, now he's acting like his leg isn't hurt.

Darcy: Looks like Kdawg pathetic plan didn't work, because Blade is just ignoring the pain in his leg. As far as Blade in his mind is concerned, his leg is just fine.

Kdawg looks on bewildered, and dropkicks Blade in the same leg, but this time Blade only stumble, then grabs Kdawg by the head and slams his head into the nearby turnbuckle!

Johnson: If that's true, Kdawg would have to break his leg to keep him down.

Darcy: Blade is undefeated for a reason ya know.

Kdawg holds his face as Blade turns him around and sets him up on the turnbuckle. Blade gets up with him, and puts him in a german suplex position. He picks up Kdawg, and unleashes with a huge release german suplex off of the turnbuckle! Kdawg flies halfway across the ring on top of his head with a sick thud, as the crowd groans all at once at the sickening sight.

Johnson: Oh my gawd...

Darcy: Pfft, some world title competetor. He should have stayed down at the beggining of the match when he had the chance.

Kdawg lies in a useless slump as Blade gets up, and walks over to his body, and covers him.

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Somehow someway, Kdawg kicks out. Blade looks mad about this, and picks up Kdawg. Kdawg pushes away Blade's arms and starts laying into Blade like a man possessed, with every type of punch imaginable, sending Blade reeling. Blade throws a punch, but Kdawg ducks it, Blade tries again, but Kdawg just grabs his arm, and jabs him in the cheek!. Kdawg finally grabs the big man and T bone suplexes him! Blade gets up quickly, but just gets a belly to belly suplex! Blade gets up one more time, but Kdawg grabs him, and picks the 320 pound man up over his head, and simpley holds him up there. Finally, he drops him with a vertical suplex! He goes to pick up Blade but Blade jumps up and gores Kdawg hard! Kdawg hits the mat and holds his ribs in pain as Blade walks up and boots him hard in the stomach as well. Kdawg gasps for air as Blade picks him up and gives him a stomach crusher, which Kdawg bounces off of and rolls around the ring. Blade now waits for Kdawg to come for him. Kdawg gets up and does, and Blade picks him up in a military press. He turns around a few times, showing off his strength, and finally, throws Kdawg over the ropes to the outside!! Kdawg goes flying what is probably 14 feet, the height of the ring and how high Blade can reach, as he flies and hits the ground around the ring hard. Blade raises his hands in the air as the crowd is going nuts in anger at this man, and Blade loves every minute of it. Blade then hops out of the ring, and grabs Kdawg. He irish whips Kdawg into the barracade, and Kdawgs back connects making him utter a gutural groan. Blade runs to splash him, but Kdawg raises his foot making Blade stumble back. Kdawg then hops on the barracade, as as Blade comes for him again Kdawg gives a vicious flying clothesline to take him down! Blade goes down as Kdawg starts to remove mats, revealing the concrete! He pulls Blade to him, and puts his head between his legs for a piledriver. Blade however has other plans, and backdrops Kdawg onto the cement. Kdawg stands up and Blade now puts his head between his legs. He picks him up over head for a powerbomb, but Kdawg furiously punches at Blade's jaw. Blade can't take much more and merely drops Kdawg onto the cement, which still does it's damage but not as much. Blade tries to stomp down on the back of Kdawg's head, but misses. Kdawg grabs his leg and takes it down, as Blade's leg gives out and he falls.

Kdawg breaks up the count out and grabs Blade's head. he slams it down on the barracade, which makes Blade hobble around a bit. Kdawg goes for a double ax handel but Blade grabs him around the throat! Kdawg gets a look of shock on his face, as Blade picks him up, and drops him with a vicious chokeslam! Kdawg is laid out as Blade laughs at him, then picks up Kdawg and throws him in the ring. In the ring, Blade sets him up for the 187 (Spiral powerbomb) but Kdawg falls. Blade picks him up again, but Kdawg rolls him up with a small package!

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Blade barely kicks out, and gets up to face Kdawg. Kdawg gets up, and Blade picks him up over his shoulder. He runs him into the turnbuckle, but Kdawg gets off behind him and shoves him in. Blade bounces off and steps backwards as Kdawg hooks his arms, and goes for a dragon suplex pin!

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Blade just gets out of it, and him and Kdawg get up again.

Johnson: Kdawg has realized that if he wants to beat this monster he can't hope for a devastating finish, he will have to catch him off guard with a pin of some sort.

Darcy: And he won't win, because Blade has the power of Satan dammit!

Blade tries to boot Kdawg in the face again, but Kdawg ducks it and drops Blade with a neckbreaker. They both get up and he tries to punch Kdawg, but Kdawg ducks it and catches him in a full nelson. Blade drops down and Kdawg's face hits the top of Blade's head, and Kdawg stumbles back. Kdawg charges to clothesline Blade but Blade gives him a huge backdrop. Kdawg hits the ground but refuses to give up, and rushes Blade with a knee to the stomach. He then grabs him, and gives him a gutbuster powerbomb! He jumps up looking down at him, and goes for a cover!

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Blade pushes him off and Kdawg goes 3 feet in the air! Kdawg hits the ground and gets up, and Blade puts him in a bear hug! Blade squeezes tight on the move as Kdawg goes into a panic, trying to fight out of it. Blade refuses to let go, as Kdawg starts trying to beat on him, but Blade refuses to give up. Kdawg tries headbutting, even biting the man, but the energy leaves his limbs, and he hangs loosley from Blade's strong arms. The ref decides to check to see if Kdawg is done now.

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It drops!

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He raises it one final time!
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He d- WAIT! He keeps his arm up!!

Kdawg keeps his arm up and really starts beating on Blade. Blade ignores him and just laughs at his attempt. Kdawg finalyl goes to his old dirty ways, and bites Blade on the face! Blade can;t take this and drops him. Kdawg comes back and yakuza kicks Blade hard! Blade goes down as Kdawg waits for him to get up! Blade does, and Kdawg takes him down with the Dawg Pounder (Downward Spiral)!!! Blade is down as Kdawg makes the cover!

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Blade kicks out, to everyone's amazement! Kdawg sits up confused, and Blade grabs him around the throat with both hands! Blade gets to his feet, puts Kdawg's head between his legs, and picks him up over head. He runs, and drops him hard with a running powerbomb! He stays on for the pin!

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Kdawg miraculously kicks out at the last second. Blade can't believe this as he picks up Kdawg, who out of nowhere clotheslines him over the nearby ropes. They both fall to the outside, and Kdawg mounts Blade and begins to punch at him fast and furiously. Blade stays down as Kdawg gets up, and Kdawg rolls Blade into the ring. The ref checks on Blade as Kdawg takes a breather. Suddenly, from under the ring come Ninja Lo! Ninja Lo jumps out to Kdawg's surprise, and he hits Kdawg rapidly with a pair of nunchucks! With Kdawg subdued, he grabs him and gives him the I pray for your lost soul powerbomb!!! Kdawg goes down as doesn't get up, as the Ninja rolls him in the ring. The ref turns and see Kdawg in the ring as Blade gets up. Blade walks over to Kdawg and picks him up. He gets him over head, and drops him with the 187!!! He says that is not enough, and he climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps and hits the Emancipation (450 Splash)!!!! He stays on for the pin!!

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THREE!!!

Winner of this match and STILL wOwF World Champion - Blade!
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Another hardcore match, but this one, in a BOILER ROOM!!!! SHOCKING!!!

eXtreme title boiler room match - Jay-rod vs. Jeremy

It is finally time for the boiler room match. The point of the match is to be the first to escape the boiler room, but Jeremy and Jay hate each other so much it's not expected that will happen quickly. We are in the quiet, dank, dark room, with pipes, heaters, and other assorted things you would find in a boiler room laying about, and a giant furnace with a ladder attached to it. The dripping of a leaking water pipe drips monotonously, but it's hard to see anything at the time. Suddenly, the loud creaking of a door opening disturbs the silence. A figure walks in, and takes a few steps in, laughing a bit.

Jay: I know you are in here already Jeremy, c'mon out and fight like a man!

Jay walks along a ways, taking careful steps throughout the dark room. He suddenly stops and snickers.

Jay: Very cute Jeremy, first you hide from me, then you set all these marbles on the floor for me to slip on? If you are trying to set traps for me, you are going to have to try harder than that.

Jay-rod fumbles through the dark room looking for a light of some sort. He steps over junk laying about on the dirty cement floor, kicking away mops and the like from his way. Finally he finds a light and looks at it for a minute. He pulls down on the cord dangling loosely from it, and pulls it right off. He looks confused, when suddenly a bowling ball swings from the ceiling, hitting Jay-rod right in the gut! Jay-rod gasps for air, and collapses to the ground, holding his stomach.

Johnson: Wow! Looks like Jay has been outsmarted!

Darcy: And that's a hard thing to do?

Out from the recesses of the boiler room comes Jeremy! The crowd cheers as they see him standing over his fallen foe, laughing heartily at him. Jay looks up helplessly and flustered as it is Jeremy doing the laughing now.

Jeremy: Foolish Jay, the boiler room is my home, and I know it like the back of my hand. And now you will be defeated... Although I must say I don't remember setting up that bowling ball trap.

???: That's because I did.

Darcy: Who said that?

Jeremy looks startled, then looks on in complete and utter disbelief.

Johnson: What the hell...

The arena goes silent. The lone camera man in the boiler room turns the camera to see what Jeremy is looking at and almost drops the camera in shock. But the man catches hold of it so as to not lose his job, and turns on the camera light so those in the audience can make out the figure.

Jeremy: Mikey?

The light hits Mikey's face. Glass shards are stuck on his hideously scarred face, and his eyes are blood red with a blue iris and black pupil. He looks more muscular, and is wearing nothing but black clothing. The light burns Mikey's face as he screams in anger, and charges the camera man! There is scuffling, and the camera goes to static as we go to the announce table with Johnson and Darcy.

Darcy: What the fuck!!!?? Get a cameraman in there!!!!!

Johnson: I'm getting word the camera men are arguing over who has to go in there and Mr. Moriarty is headed to the scene now to resolve it... Wow, after the beating Mikey got last Monday I didn't think he'd be standing by now...

Darcy: He's a fucking freak now! Did you see his eyes?!? And what is he doing in there anyway???

Johnson: Well, he was never taken out of the match officially, it was just kinda assumed he wouldn't be here...

Darcy: So that freak could become eXtreme champion after all?

Johnson: Yes and I'm getting word a cameraman is finally being forced to go in there, they equipped him with a more light sensitive camera so we will be able to see more than we were earlier.

Jeremy vs. Jay-rod vs. Mikey

The camera goes inside the boiler room seeing the same familiar scene, and the fighting has already started up again. Mikey and Jeremy are slugging it out furiously, neither gaining an advantage, but Mikey grabs Jeremy's head and slams it into the nearby large and ominous furnace. Jeremy falls to his back as Mikey kicks at him. Jay-rod gets up finally, and steps directly into a rake in the face which makes him take a few steps back. Angered, he picks up the rake and charges at Mikey. Mikey steps out of the way as Jay embeds the rake into a furnace duct, with steam shooting up into his face and blinding him. Mikey picks up a mop, gears up and swings right into Jay-rods neck! Jay-rod lays on his back as Jeremy yakuza kicks Mikey in the back, right into a huge pile of steel pipes. Jeremy catches his breath, picks up Mikey and gives a devastating double arm DDT onto the cement floor of the boiler room, and gets up chuckling. He kicks at Mikey's head as he lies motionless, and delivers a senton splash on his battered body. Jeremy walks over and finds a sturdy table, and sets it up. He climbs up it, and jumps off with a moonsault onto Mikey!! Jeremy gets up, and focuses his attention on the fallen Jay-rod. He places a knee on Jay-rod's throat, choking the life out of him as he coughs and Jeremy stares down at him with no remorse. But Jay kicks his feet up, hooking them under Jeremy's armpits and launching him off. Jeremy gets up quickly and charges Jay, but gets a huge back body drop into a pile of boxes for his trouble. Mikey comes out with a chair and nails Jay in the back to Jay's surprise. Mikey charges at Jay as well, and Jay-rod crescent kicks the chair back into Mikey's face! This surprisingly doesn't do much to affect Mikey, and Jay roundhouse dropkicks him which finally sends him down. Jeremy gets up out of the boxes he was flung into, and Jay runs over to him and Jeremy gets ready to fight.

Jay-rod: No man hold it, this was supposed to be between you and me, and Mikey just decided to show up and ruin it. We need to work together for now and take out Mikey, are you with me?

Jeremy looks at Jay bemused, and nods. Him and Jay walk over to Mikey, and Jeremy picks him up for a back suplex right onto the chair Mikey was using! Jay kicks at him, and begins to wrench his legs as Mikey screams in pain. Jeremy holds Mikey in place with a dragon sleeper as Jay starts to wrench Mikey's legs further. Jay then puts Mikey into a boston crab, and yells at Jeremy to put a crippler crossface on him. Jeremy does as he is told, and together they rip Mikey's body apart with the double submission maneuveur. Jay-rod cinches down on the boston crab and Mikey's body is bent in ways no body should ever be bent. Finally, Jeremy lets go and grabs a chair, setting it under Mikey's face. Jeremy takes a step back, and leg drops the back of Mikey's head sending him face first right into the chair!! Jeremy and Jay look down at Mikey, and are disgusted to see him bleeding from his eye sockets! The crowd groans as Jay-rod begins to climb a ladder on the giant furnace. He gets to the top, and yells at Jeremy to put Mikey on the table. Jeremy does so, and Jay-rod makes a cross sign over his chest before leaping off the 12 foot high furnace through the table with an elbow drop!!! Jay lies motionless after the high risk move, but Mikey rolled off the table just before Jay landed!!

Jeremy can't believe it and makes a run for the door of the boiler room, but Mikey grabs him and fore arms him in the face. He irish whips Jeremy into a cement pillar, doing great damage to Jeremy's face. Jay tries clapping 2 street signs over Mikey's ears, but Mikey ducks and Jay hurts his fingers, and Mikey gives him a spinning back drop. Jeremy comes back and Mikey uses the signs Jay brought to smack Jeremy around. Jeremy kicks one of the signs out of Mikey's hands, and when Mikey turns around to see where it landed, gets a double ax handel smash to the base of his neck. Mikey holds his neck and Jeremy grabs his head. Jeremy runs and throws it straight through the glass door of the fire extinguisher box. Jeremy laughs and kicks Mikey in the gut, but when he bends over to pick up Mikey he gets sprayed in the face by a fire extinguisher! Jeremy cannot see a thing, and Mikey gives him a head scissors take down and holds on to it, choking the life out of Jeremy. Jeremy grabs a 2x4 from the debris nearby and swings back at Mikey, but Mikey dodges the attempts and grabs the 2x4. Jeremy rolls backwards out of the head scissors as they get in a tug of war of sorts over the 2x4, and Mikey lets go which makes Jeremy tumble into a pile of refuse. Mikey sets up a chair in a sitting position as Jeremy gets up, and Mikey runs and leaps off the chair with a spinning heel kick! Mikey gets up once more and goes to find a ladder. He finds one, and drops it on the ground. He double knee drops Jeremy in the back, and drags Jeremy over to the ladder. He encases Jeremy's body between the two sides of the ladder and smirks. He backs up and jumps feet first onto the ladder, crushing Jeremy like a pancake between the ladder's sides!

Jeremy rolls out of the ladder and Mikey picks it up. Jeremy gets to his feet but Mikey charges with the ladder at him, connecting brutally with Jeremy's face and giving him a crimson mask. Jay finally recovers, and Mikey notices just in time. Mikey starts spinning with the ladder over his shoulder, and Jay ducks the first couple of time the ladder spins his way. Jay ducks once more, and the ladder hits the cement pillar, hurting Mikey's hands just as Jay-rod had planned. Jeremy begins to set up a few tables a little ways away from the ladder as Jay gives the confused Mikey a spinning kick to the jaw. With Mikey down, Jay sets the ladder up leaning against the furnace. He walks back to Mikey and irish whips him into the ladder, but Mikey reverses it and Jay crashes face first into it! Jay backs up as Mikey runs, springboards off the ladder, and hurracarana's into a pile of garden tools! Mikey gets up re-energized as Jeremy clocks him in the back of the head with a garbage can! And it's not one of those cheap trash cans like the WWE has, no siree bob, it's one of those durable heavy duty plastic ones with the wheels on them, but that's beside the point. Mikey collapses in a heap and Jeremy opens up the trash can, dumping the contents out on Mikey. He then grabs Mikey and stuffs him in the trash can head first with his feet sticking out. Jeremy uses all his strength to carry Mikey over to the giant furnace as Jay gets up, cuts and bruises all over him from his episode with the garden tools. Jeremy and Jay work together and finally throw Mikey up on top of the giant furnace. They both climb up and get to the top with Mikey.

Johnson:Oh my gawd... they wouldn't...

Jeremy and Jay pick up the garbage can by the handles, swing it back and forth a few times, and finally let loose, as Mikey goes plunging 12 feet to the cement floor in the garbage can!!!!

Darcy: They did!!!

Jeremy and Jay high five each other, and smile at one another. Suddenly, Jay kicks Jeremy in the gut, and gives him The Wraith on top of the metal furnace! Jay gets up and trash talks Jeremy. He then climbs down the furnace ladder, and strolls to the door of the boiler room. He opens the door, and a brick falls and hit him in the head, taking him out!

Darcy: Looks like at least one of Jeremy's traps worked!

Jay in desperation tries to crawl over the threshold of the door, but suddenly Mikey steps on his hand! Jay screams in agony as Mikey grabs him by the legs and drags him to the middle of the boiler room. He picks Jay up over his shoulder and runs him head first into a cement pillar, then flips him down for a vicious side slam on the cement. Mikey mounts Jay and methodically punches him in the face, drawing blood from the Michigan born wrestler. Jeremy runs out of nowhere and dropkicks Mikey off Jay, making the save. Jeremy then grabs Mikey, and gives him a Facebuster Powerbomb! Jeremy then decides to go after Jay for revenge, but Jay low blows him! Jay sets up the ladder and begins to ascend it, looking to finish off Jeremy for good. But Jeremy gets up and climbs the opposite side of the ladder and they both meet at the top. Jay throws a punch at Jeremy who dodges it and Jeremy connects with a left jab that almost sends Jay flying off. Jay punches back with a punch that rocks Jeremy. Suddenly, Mikey swings in on a rope suspended from the ceiling and kicks Jeremy and Jay right in the face!!!

Darcy: WHAT THE HELL??? WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS SUPERMAN???

Johnson: Looks like Mikey used his last ounce of strength to climb the furnace, grab one of the cables suspended from the ceiling, and leap off kicking Jay and Jeremy, who went flying into the tables Jeremy had set up earlier!!!
Mikey hops down from the cable and collapses. He sees the door to the boiler room and gets up, limping over to it. He reaches the door, turns around and smiles, and steps out.

Winner of this match and NEW wOwF eXtreme champion, Mikey!
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This next match was a triple threat for the world title!!

"Wherever I May Roam" By Metallica slams out of the sound system as smoke fills the wOwF Fantasist stage. The purplish smoke finally begins to clear away, and standing on the stage in a praying stance is Ninja Lo!

Announcer: Coming down to the ring, he is a master ninja who kills without remorse, at a height of 6'5", 250 pounds, the Mind Slaying Assassin, NINJAAAAA LOOOOOO!!!

Ninja Lo walks down the ramp way silently and stiffly. He hops up onto the apron and over the ropes, and nods a praying motion towards the crowd.

Ninja's music dies down as Dr. Dre's "Natural Born Killaz" beats out. Some rap fans begin to nod their heads to the music, and are promptly beaten down by some CTX fans. The turnbuckles explode with fire, and the stage flames up as Thano strolls out to the stage. He looks about with furrowed brows, and begins to walk down the stage.

Announcer: And now, hailing from the fiery depths of hell, A titan in a world of giants at 6'8" 320 pounds, THANOOOOOOOO STAAARRRRRRR!!!

Thano stops in front of the ring, staring straight up at Ninja Lo who is in the ring. Thano walks around, up the stairs, and steps over the top rope. Him and Lo stare each other down coldly as "Wanksta" by 50-Cent plays and Tglancy, wOwF world title in hand and accompanied by Willard and The Craze, walks out to a shower of sparks and a spotlight on him at the top of the stage.

Announcer: Now may I introduce to you, the final member of this wOwF world title triple threat match. He is the true superstar of the wrestling world, at an impressivly athletic 6'5" 295 pounds, he has a body no man can compare to, is the future of professional wrestling. The one, the only, Tglancy!!!

Tglancy and his posse of sorts stroll down the ramp confidently, and Tglancy rolls in the ring as pyros go off behind the ring and he holds his arms up, smirking and still holding the wOwF world title. The ref asks him for it, and Tglancy hands it to him, telling him to not scruff it up as he just finished polishing it. Tglancy gets in a corner and supports his legs and back on the top rope, lounging arrogantly as Thano and Ninja look determined to get this match finished. The bell sounds, and we shall now decide our new wOwF world champion!
Ding.

wOwF World Title Triple Threat Match: Tglancy vs. Ninja Lo vs. Thano Starr

Tglancy immediatly bails out of the ring as Thano and Ninja charge him. He stands with Willard and Craze by the announce tables, as Ninja starts beating on the back of Thano. Thano shrugs the attack off and elbows Ninja square in the face, then follows up by grabbing him by the throat and tossing him like a rag dolls across the ring. Ninja recovers, and stops Thano dead in his tracks with strategic ninja kicks to weaken the monsters legs. Thano swings a right hook and misses, but hits a left jab which stuns the New York Ninja. Ninja Lo goes for a head scissors take down, but Thano picks him up over his head and holds him in a military press. He turns around a couple times, and tosses Ninja across the ring again. Ninja is getting manhandled, as Thano goes to grab him by the throat. He has him ready for a chokeslam, but Ninja kicks him right in the testes, which easily sends the big man down. Ninja htis a spinning leg drop onto Thano's big neck. Ninja gets on top of Thano.

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Thano kicks out with authority, launching Ninja once more. Ninja thinks quickly and hops on the turnbuckle, and when Thano stands up he gets a Rolling Lo Roll! This lays the big man flat out as Ninja heads up on the turnbuckle and looks around again, and goes for a Diving Lo Dive with bad results, as Thano sticks his foot straight up, and Ninja lands jaw first on it! The Ninja holds his jaw in a sitting position as Thano gets up and boots him hard in the face. Tglancy continues to just stand on the outside of the ring watching the battle unfold between the 2 men. Thano picks up Ninja and sets him on the turnbuckle, but Ninja Lo kicks him away, and delivers The Clensing!!

Johnson: Ninja Lo is using his biggest moves right off the bat, he really wants to just put Thano away in this match.

Darcy: And the world champion is being a smart man, letting them take each other apart while he watches from the outside.

Johnson: HE ISN'T WORLD CHAMPION!!!!

Ninja goes for a pin, but Thano kicks out immediatly to Ninja Lo's chagrin. Ninja Lo bounces off the ropes and cross body chops Thano, which does nothing. Ninja goes for a ninja plex, but can't get a good leverage on the big man. Thano picks him up, and gives him a gut wrench powerbomb! Thano then runs against the ropes, and lands on Ninja in a sitting position for the pin!

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Ninja hooks his legs under Thano's arms for the pin!

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Thano rolls out of it, and explodes with a monstorous power clothesline, which sends Ninja Lo flipping. Thano climbs to the top rope and looks to be going for The Emancipation but Tglancy suddenly runs up and shoves him off the top! Thano tumbles to the canvas and starts getting up, but Craze suddenly runs in and slams him over the head with a chair! Willard was distracting the referee so he didn't see a thing, and Tglancy begins to have his way with the fallen Ninja Lo. He picks Ninja Lo up, but Ninja Lo gives him a ninja plex! Tglancy gets up and runs into another one! And another one! Tglancy gets sick of it and grabs hold of Ninja Lo, dropping him with a manhatten drop. He mounts the Ninja and begins to punch him in the face while Thano lies still after a chair shot from Craze. Tglancy gets up and climbs the turnbuckle, going for a roaring elbow, but Ninja Lo spring jumps to his feet as Tglancy misses, and gets a standing moonsault for his trouble! Tglancy gives a desperating uppercut to Ninja Lo's throat, and climbs the turnbuckle. But Ninja Lo runs after him, jumps on the top rope, grabs him, and gives him The Suffering! Thano boots Ninja Lo in the back of the head after that though, and drops an elbow on him. He gets behind a staggered Ninja Lo, and gives him a full nelson slam. Tglancy suddenly gets up, and german suplexes the behemouth. Tglancy then grabs Ninja Lo and puts him on his shoulders, and gives a horrendously painful reverse death valley driver!!! Tglancy kicks Ninja Lo out of the ring as Ninja Lo is barely conscience after that devastating move, and Thano gets to his feet as the two battle it out in a slug fest. They start blocking each others punches and neither gains a clear advantage, until Tglancy attempts an arm drag, but Thano uses his strength to pull back and hurt Tglancy's arm. Tglancy screams, but gives a quick flipping armbar take down which surprises Thano. Tglancy holds onto the armbar and rears back, and pulls on the ropes for more power. Thano screams as the ref doesnt suspect a thing. Willard pulls on Tglancy's hand as he is damn near tearing Thano's arm out of its socket, while Craze grabs a chair again. Craze waits for Ninja Lo to finally recover and charges him, nailing him with the chair.

Craze starts slamming the chair down on Ninja Lo's body unbeknowest to the referee. The ref finally sees Craze holding Willard's hand and tells him to knock it off. Tglancy obliges and goes back to a regular armbar, but Thano uses his immense strength to pull up Tglancy with his one arm, and slugs him in the face with his other arm! Tglancy lets go of the submission move as Thano towers over him. Thano picks him, and gives a vicious jack knife powerbomb. He walks over and pins Tglancy.

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Willard grabs Tglancy's foot and puts it on the rope, and yells at the referee to notice it. The ref does so and stops the count. Meanwhile, Ninja Lo is still out of it after Craze's assault, and him and Willard are waiting for the chance to get Thano as well. Thano gets behind Tglancy and puts on the Mind Derangement as Tglancy screams out in pain. Willard jumps on the apron and calls over the ref,and when that doesn't get his attention, he goes and grabs a chair, and threatens to hit Thano with it. The ref leaves his post to tell Willard to go outside, while Craze sneaks in with the bell! he gets ready to hit Thano with it, and jumps at him, but Thano ducks and Craze hits Tglancy instead!!! Tglancy rolls out of the ring as Craze realized his mistake, and turns around into a kick in the gut, and a 187!!!! Craze's body shakes from pain as he is kicked out of the ring by Thano. Thano, noticing he is alone in the ring, jumps outside to find Ninja Lo. Thano finds him lying on the ground, and he rolls him into the ring. He goes for the 187 on Ninja Lo, but Ninja Lo turns it into a hurracarna. Ninja Lo bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying lariat on Thano, but Thano ducks and Ninja Lo hits the referee!! The ref falls out of the ring as Willard and Craze takes this chance to attack Thano and Ninja Lo. They jump in the ring and with chairs in hand start to beat down on the two competitors. Willard and Craze laugh as Tglancy gets in the ring as well. They stand over the fallen fighters, just like they did the Monday before. Tglancy instructs Craze to go wake up the ref, while Willard beats on Ninja Lo's head with a chair.

Johnson: This isn't a wrestling match, this is a brutal unfair beat down. If Tglancy wins the world title this way, it will be a sad day for wrestling.

Darcy: Stop crying, at least we won't have hell bound monsters or homocidal ninja's for champions once Tglancy gets the job done!

Craze isn't having much luck with waking up the referee, while Tglancy picks up Ninja Lo and gives him a Glancy Driver 2.0! He decides to cover Ninja Lo while he is waiting for the ref. Suddenly, Kdawg runs down to the ring!

Johnson:Kdawg!!! Kdawg will be facing the winner of this match at the next PPV!

Darcy: Why does he have to show up and ruin the match!

Kdawg runs and clotheslines Craze. He waits for him to get up, and gives him the Dawg Pounder!!! Craze lies motionless next to the ref as Kdawg gets in the ring and ducks a chairshot from Willard, who gets the chair punched right into his face! Kdawg shakes his now sore hand after denting the chair on Willard's face with his fist, and Tglancy spears him! Tglancy pounds Kdawg withno mercy and stops to laugh in his face. Kdawg fires back with a huge haymaker which sends Tglancy aback and Kdawg gets up. Kdawg ducks a clothesline attempt, and gives Tglancy the Dawg Pounder as well!!! Tglancy lies in the corner as Kdawg hops out with the chair Craze brought in, sets it up, and sits down at ringside to watch the rest of the match.

Thano and Ninja Lo both recover meet in the middle of the ring as the ref finally crawls back in. They begin to slug it out, slowly at first, and gaining intensity as they go along. Ninja knees Thano in the gut and goes off the ropes, running into a tilt a whirl slam. Thano picks up Ninja over his shoulders and gives him a samoan drop. He picks Ninja up again, but Ninja Lo gives him a desparation sambo suplex. Ninja Lo stands up, exhausted after that energy consuming move, and picks up Thano once more and rolling heel kicks him in the face. Thano falls to his back which shakes the whole ring, and Ninja Lo hops on the turnbuckle, going for the Diving Lo Dive, and connecting it! He stays on for the pin!!!

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Thano kicks out to Ninja Lo's shock. Ninja Lo stands up and picks up Thano, who kicks him in the gut. Thano picks him up and gives him a devastating spinebuster, and throws him out of the ring. Tglancy, Willard, and Craze are all still out of it while Thano beats on Ninja Lo on the outside. Thano slams Ninja Lo's head on the announce table, but Ninja Lo kicks him in the gut, and hits The Clensing out of nowhere! Thano falls to his stomach as Ninja Lo takes a breather, then picks the man up. He puts his head between his legs, makes a praying motion, and picks him up for a huge powerbomb onto the table!

Johnson: How the hell did Ninja Lo pick up Thano for that Powerbomb? That was phenominal!

Darcy: What's even more phenominal is the fact the table didn't break!

Ninja Lo starts trying to choke out Thano as the ref tells him to get off. Thano punches Ninja Lo but to no avail as Ninja Lo is a man possessed now. Suddenly, Tglancy comes back and throws Ninja Lo off of Thano. He slugs the weakened Ninja Lo repeatadly, then gives him the Glancy Driver!!! He stands up and shakes his head, and turns head on into Thano who picks him up and gives him a 187!!! Thano rolls Tglancy back in the ring and turns his attention back to Ninja Lo. he rolls Ninja Lo onto the table, and the referee checks on Ninja Lo as Thano goes into the ring. As he climbs the turnbuckle, Willard jumps in and grabs his foot. Thano finally kicks him off, but Tglancy comes and hits him in the back with a chair! Thano turns around like it didn't even happen, and gores Tglancy off the turnbuckle! Tglancy, who is more rested than Ninja or Thano, recovers and beats on the monster. He finally gives Thano an overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Thano lands right on his head and cradles it as Tglancy climbs the turnbuckle and looks to end it. Chair in hand, he looks down at Thano, and leaps off, chair under him, with a New Bedford Jam!! He lands directly on Thano's head, and tosses the chair out of the ring as a recovered Craze tells the referee to go make the count. The ref slides in the ring and begins to slap the mat.

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Thano gets his foot on the ropes and Tglancy is in utter disbelief. He glances over at Kdawg who laughs at him, and looks back to see Thano sitting up! Thano gets up quickly as Tglancy comes after him, and Thano backdrops him high into the air! Tglancy comes down hard as he gets back up, and Thano gives him a big boot. Tglancy gets up yet again, but this time, Thano picks up Tglancy, and brings him down with a vicious powerbomb piledriver!!! Tglancy's head is driven into the mat with immense power and he is definantly done. Thano goes to pin him and win it all!!!

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Thano gets off Tglancy and the referee tells him he didn't reach three yet. Thano ignores him and climbs the turnbuckle.

Johnson: Talk about adding insult to injury.

Darcy: Your mother is an insult.

Johnson: Weak Darcy, very weak.

Thano signals for the Emancipation and jumps!... To the outside, onto Ninja Lo through the announce table!!!!!!

Johnson: HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Darcy: Dammit Thano you almost hit us!!

A holy shit chant starts as Thano and Ninja Lo lie in a pile of table material motionless. Thano finally gets up, and rolls Ninja Lo into the ring. Thano gets in as well, in a daze, and stands for a minute, finally collapsing on Ninja Lo's body. Tglancy can only watch as he is too out of it to move.

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[b]Winner of this match and NEW wOwF World Champion, Thano Starr!

Dr. Dre hits the speakers again as all 3 men lay out on the ground half dead. The referee raises Thano's hand, dropping the belt on his limp body. Boos, and a few cheers, cascade down on the monster who lies motionless. Suddenly, he sits up, and looks down at the wOwF world title he holds. He looks around, glassy eyed and vacant at everything around him and... smiles. He stands up and raises his arms in the air, laughing as people throw their soft drinks and popcorn at him in the ring, but he pays no mind to them. Ninja Lo regains awareness and beats on the canvas in anger, while Tglancy is pulled out of the ring by a beaten Willard and Craze.

Johnson: Well the son of a bitch did it...

Darcy: Love him or hate him, and you probably hate him, Thano is now the man to beat. And with all the returning legends, can he hold onto it for long?

Johnson: I think we may see a new star born here Darcy... what the...

Kdawg slides into the ring and stands behind an unaware Thano. Thano turns around to see Kdawg standing there, and they stare at each other for a time. Kdawg finally extends his hand, and Thano accepts it. You can see Kdawg mouth something to Thano as Thano does so back. Kdawg steps back unexpressionless, and rolls out of the ring, walks up the ramp, and dissappears. Thano turns back to the boos from the audience.

Darcy: Take a good look at him, he's champ and there is nothing you peons can do about it!

Johnson: It looks like the Era of Thano has begun in the wOwF.

Thano climbs a turnbuckle and holds his title in the air to the jeers of the crowd as we fade out.
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