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Old 02 Feb 2004, 08:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default WWE Superstar's life snuffed out in tragic accident.

On the "Road to Wrestlemania" tour Chris Jericho's "life" was shattered last night.
The WWE Tour bus tipped over ending the young superstar's hopes and dreams.


the Jeritron 5000 was smashed beyond repair as it sat next to the bus awiting to be loaded onto a nearby truck, when Mark Henry sat down next to Jazz on the bus.

Chris Jericho was crying uncontrollably about his Jeritron 5000 saying his life is over.

Henry was not injured but Jazz was smothered and ha dto be hospitalized due to internal injurys.

The force of the bus tipping pushed over Zach Gowen and he fell into Triple H, knocking the World Champion to the ground.

Zach Gowen needed medical attention after Triple H smashed his other leg with a sledgehammer.

Triple H was taken to a local hospital for a bruised ego and refused to share the ambulance with Gowen who had to wait for a second ambulance.

Randy Orton blamed the accident on Mick Foley saying he was "A coward for not being under the bus."

Paul Heyman blamed Eric Bishoff who blamed Paul Heyman for the accident.

John Cena was cleared of any wrongdoing since nobody saw him nearby.

Henry handler Theodore Long accused the bus company of rascism since Henry was not seated at the rear of the bus.

Bill Goldberg was asked for comment but just grunted and walked off.

Jerry the King Lawler said: "How tragic..Coach wasn't under it."

Both Shane "Hurricane" Helms and Rosey the S.H.I.T. were treated for pulled back muscles as they stupidly tried to lift the bus over thier heads and put it back on its wheels.

In an unrelated story NYC Police responded to a riot at Madison Square Garden this afternoon while WWE Superstars Trish Stratus, D-Von Dudley, and Jonathan Coachman were signing autographs.

Coachman allegedly accosted one fan for refusing to take his autograph.

Several arrests were made but Coachman was hospitalized when an assailant put him thru the autograph table then fled.

The suspect was male black, tall, bald and wearing a 3-D shirt. he remains at large.

Coachman insists the attack was Racially Motivated and NYC Hate Crimed detectives are investigating.


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