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Old 02 Feb 2004, 08:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default PWF poster rescued from Flagpole

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A retarded boy was rescued this evening from the flagpole of the John Brown School for Wayward boys. He was chased by 3 kindergardeners who assaulted him and stole his clothes before running him up the pole by his Wonder Woman underoos.

He says his name is "Sam" and claims to be owned by the PWF NWO.

Calls to PWF NWO were sent and they quote: "We don't own any "Sam" we have STANDARDS." then hung up.

Local Firemen rescued the retard then he started asking the police if he could get tickets to thier balls.

Local policemen molested "Sam" with nightsticks but stopped when they noticed he enjoyed it.

A passing by space alien was offered the boy but he politely declined saying "I only abduct smart people."
He then asked directions to Pop Songstress Jessica Simpson's residence and abducted an autistic boy on his way out.

When he started asking WWN reporters to put his picture on the cover we beat the shit out of him and ran him back up the flagpole.

He was last seen crying inthe cold winter night and shivering.


He also appears to have wet himself.
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