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Old 22 Jan 2004, 11:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Macho Man the Animated Series...

Episode 2!!

“Macho Gets a Hangover”

Scene 1 – “STFU Kids!!!!”

Scene 2 – “Uncle Scott”

Scene 3 – “The Adult Store”

Scene 4 – “Machos Bedroom”

Scene 5 – “Ay Yo… Ice cream”

=Scene 1 is next=

=HOGAN=
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Old 22 Jan 2004, 11:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Scene 1 – “STFU Kids”

(Exterior shot, Macho Man’s House, Suburbia)

(The Kids wake up with the sunrise)

(The Kids Arise and walk to Macho’s bed)

Kid 4: Hey!! Wake up and cook me breakfast you lazy asshole!!!

(Macho stirs)

Macho (Groggily): Candi Will do it…. Candi!?!?!?

(He sees that she is gone)

Macho: Whaaaaa!!!

Kid 7 (Yelling): Oh Great… who would have guessed?? That fucking whore took off on y…

(Macho Cracks him in the Jaw with a Jab… Sending him flying into the wall… Plaster falls on his head)

Macho (Angry tone of voice): BE “PC” OR DON’T SPEAK!!! YOU LIL PRIEST VICTIM WAITING TO HAPPEN!!!!

(One Kid in the back sobs Uncontrollably)

Macho: Look kids... Macho Was Promoting his hit CD last night… and he got Plastered… He has a very bad headache… so… SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

(4 More kids start crying in the back, Macho clutches his ears)

Macho: I swear to god I’ll call him if you don’t quiet down!!!

(There is instant silence)

Kid 2: Macho Please… don’t do it!!!

Macho: I’m not dealing with this…

(Macho hits the speed dial on his phone)

The Kids: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Macho (Into Phone): Yeah… its me… are you coming… I know Hogan’s a bitch… I’ll see you in a few… uh huh… yeah… ok… bye then…

Kid 3: Is he coming??

Macho: OOOOOHH YEEEAH!!!!

Kid 4: You Shit-faced Drunk!!! You totally fucked us over Macho!!!

Macho: Deal with it… OOOH YEEAH!!
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Scene 2 on the way...

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Old 24 Jan 2004, 11:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 24 Jan 2004, 03:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Scene 2 – “uncle Scott”

(Tires Squeal… a crashing sound is heard… The living room wall caves in as a 1980 Honda Civic makes its entry)

Kid 5: Oh Fuck dude… he’s here…

Macho: OOOH YEEEAH!!! Scott Hall is in the house!!!!

Hall: Ay yo… Macho man… jou wan me ta watch da kids??

Macho: Yeah I was uhh… out late last night… sound… hurts… OOOOH YEEAH!!!! Owwie!!! I’ve gotta stop going that…

Hall: Ay yo… I bin dere… I am dere… ah muh gawd I’m fucked up right naw…

Kid 6 (Rolls His eyes): Its your own damn fault!

Hall: AY YO!!! Its society’s fault!!! Muh mothers Fault!!! Anyone but muh fault!!!

(Kevin Nash Crawls From the wrecked Honda… he is about 50 Lbs. Overweight)

Nash (Whining): My Baaaaaack!!!

Macho: Again Nash??

(Nash tries to stand and falls)

Nash (Whining): My Kneeeeees!!!

Hall: Ay Yo… Kids… Help me put him onta’ th’ couch…

(The Kids surround Nash like ants… They all simultaneously try to lift the Goliath)

(Screams are heard)

(Kid eight’s arms are ripped from his sockets. He falls to the ground, screaming in agony.)

(Macho gets dry heaves. Hall Vomits)

Macho (To Hall): Oooh…. That was disgusting…

Hall: What was??

Macho: Nevermind…

(Nash Rolls himself onto the couch)

Nash (Whining): My Beeeeeeer??

Hall (To Nash): Ay yo… Almost forgot…

(Nash is fed beer in a bottle by Hall)

(He dribbles all over the place)

Macho: You Kids get outta here… We have adult things to do…

Nash (Whining): Have you got the tape Scoooooott??

Hall: Ay Yo… A-Course I do…

(Hall Looks around)

Hall: Ay yo... Me and the kids are making a trip to da store…

Macho: Oh uhh… Just remember to get “Super-Cocks from the Red Planet 8” Nine Sucked…

Hall: In da’ car Kids!!

(He pulls the car out revealing the wreckage that once was the living room wall)
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Scene 3 by next Wednesday... Busy schedule....
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Damn Trev,This is good stuff,Keep it coming...
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Old 02 Feb 2004, 11:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Default SCENE 3 – “The Adult Store”

(Hall and the 9 Kids enter the store)

Hall: AY YO!! Its Suuuuuuuurvey time!!

(The Kids Groan)

Hall: Whose here to see some pussy??

(2 guys in the back clap lazily)

Hall(Suspiciously): Who is here to see some cock??

(The Clerk Claps)

Hall: This is a triiiicky one… Who is here to see Scott Hall???

(Silence)

Hall (A little annoyed): This is a triiiiickyer one!!! Who wants to pay for this stuff for me…. Cause I’m an unemployed alcoholic???

(Chyna comes out from behind the “Gay Hentai” section)

Chyna: Scott Hall!?!?!

Hall: Survey says: Chock up another one for the good guys!!!!

(Hall Swigs some Whiskey from his flask)

Hall (To Chyna): Holy shit!!! You are a chick!!!

Chyna (In a Man’s Voice): If that’s what you want me to be…

Hall: Ummm… okay…

Chyna: What are you doing here anyway?
Hall: Macho sent me… (He sees the tape) Aaah! There it is….

(He takes it off the shelf)

Chyna: Oh… That’s a good one.

Hall (A little freaked out): What!?

Chyna (Quickly): Nothing!

(Just then Nash enters the cheap video store… on his stomach)

Nash (Still Whining): Pick… up… some…. Beeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!

Hall: Jesus Nash!! How did you get here??

Nash(Whining): I craaaaaaaaaawled…

Hall: Well kids…. Lets get back to Macho… Chyna, are you gonna join us??

Chyna: Uh… sure…

(The group enters the car, heading back to Macho’s house.)
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Scene 4 coming soon...
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Old 03 Feb 2004, 06:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 06 Feb 2004, 10:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Default Scene 4 – “Machos Bedroom”

(The kids, Hall, Chyna, and Nash, all enter the house through that hole in the living room)

Macho (Excited in a childlike way): Didja get it!?!?!?!?

Hall: Ay Yo… I got it…

Nash (On the ground): I’ll just watch from here.

Chyna: Hi Macho!

Macho: The hell is he doing here? Oh… it’s Chyna.

(Chyna stares into space)

Macho: Oh… uhh… you kids go somewhere while we watch this.

(The kids head into Macho’s Bedroom)

Kid 6: Jesus Christ. Where’s the remote??

Kid 3: It’s over here… under this dead rat!!

Kid 5 (Shocked): That’s not a rat!!

(One of the kids picks up the object, Macho enters the room)

Macho: WHAT are you doing with my pubic wig?!?!?! I need that.

(Kid 5 vomits on the wig)

Macho: Ahh screw it. Start the tape Nash!!

Nash (Faintly, From the other room, Whining.): My finger!!!

Macho (Leaving the room): Ok, I’ll do it. Stay out of my drawers kids.

(The kids instinctively swarm the dresser)

(They find 7 dildos, Stacks of gay porn, and a dime bag.)

(Hall and Macho enter the room)

Macho: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!!!

Kid 8: What didn’t you tell us??

(Macho tears out his throat)

Kid 8: Gasp!

(He collapses)

Macho: Any other questions??

Kid 2: Do you use all this stuff??

Macho: I’m holding it for a friend.

Hall: Shut the fuck up man!!

(Hall knocks out Macho with Chloroform)

(Hall chases all the kids and individually chloroforms each kid. Of course, not without stopping 3 times to drink from his flask)

(Hall enters the living room)

(He walks over to Nash with the chloroform. He is already passed out… Beer cans surround him and his finger is mangled and broken from pushing play on the VCR.)

Chyna (Also surrounded by beer cans): He can’t handle his beer can he??

Hall: I guess not. Lets go somewhere.

Chyna (Flirtatiously): Sure Scott.
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In case you didn't notice... Kid 8 lost his arms earlier... now his throat has been ripped out.

I might have this one done tonight.
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Default Scene 5 – “Ay Yo… Ice cream”

(Macho and the kids start waking up from their chloroform induced sleep.)

Macho (Groggily): Damn that Hall… Lets got some ice cream kids!!!!

(The Kids cheer and some groan)

(The kids and Macho enter the Ice cream parlor… Macho walks behind the counter and Screams)

Macho: YOU!!! You have defiled my store!!!

(Hall and Chyna are on the floor smoking)

Macho: Can’t you read??? NO SMOKING!!!

(He points to the sign)

Kid 1: They were fucking, stupid.

Macho (To Kid 1): Language!!!!

(The kids groan)

Macho (Excited): Lets have some ice cream!!! OOOOOOOH YEEEEAH!!!!!

(Hall and Chyna are sitting in a booth later on)

Hall: You were great…

Chyna: So were you… I have so (She is cut off)

Hall: I have to admit I was a bit surprised by that dildo…

Chyna: That’s what I have to talk to you about. I ha…

Hall: Tell me later…

(He nibbles her ear. He caresses her thigh. He stops suddenly.)

Hall (A little scared): What’s this lump??

Chyna: Scott I’m a…

(Camera Cuts to exterior shot of the Ice cream Parlor)

(Screams are heard… girlish blood curdling screams.)

(A gunshot is heard.)

(The Credits Roll)

-The End-
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Its a cliff-hanger... Tune in next time... who survived??

Hall??

Chyna??

Who would Trevelbond Kill off this early in the series??

All this is the result of a hangover... drink responsibly!!

OOOOH YEEEEEAH!!!

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Funny shit. Both this episode and the first one (which I just read tonight). Very funny stuff you got goin man
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