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Old 11 Dec 2002, 04:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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a little boy and a pedifile are walking through a storm and through the woods the little boy said i am scard the pedifil replied how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone
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Old 11 Dec 2002, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12 Dec 2002, 12:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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.......so ummmmm..........wheres the funny part?
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Old 12 Dec 2002, 12:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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a little boy and a pedifile are walking through a storm and through the woods the little boy said i am scard the pedifil replied how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone
so this is funny how?
 
Old 12 Dec 2002, 12:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her.

'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

`I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy'

At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and '... then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.'
 
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'Mummy, Mummy. I was at the playground and Daddy and...' Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the stop, so Little Johnny tells her.

'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.

`I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy'

At this point Mummy cut him off and says, Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat and '... then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Navy.'
now thats funny
 
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now thats funny
thanks Kurt. should I post another one?
 
Old 12 Dec 2002, 01:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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thanks Kurt. should I post another one?
sure jokes are appreciated
 
Old 12 Dec 2002, 01:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I still kinda like Mavrick's joke about the "scard petifil".
Mavrick is a joke...a bad one
funniest part is the damned spelling anyway
 
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thanks Kurt. should I post another one?
yes, you should.
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A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married.

Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.

The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel tile wedding, it'd be fine by him.

The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other.

They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes and one look at the guy's naked body made the girl faint and fall to the floor.

After she came to, the guy asked,
'I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?'

The girl said,
'You told me it was just like a baby.'

The guy replied,
'Yes, eight pounds and 21 inches
 
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A young couple are on their way to Las Vegas to get married.

Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they had not been intimate was because she was very flat-chested. If he wished to cancel the wedding, it would be okay with her.

The guy thought about it for a while and said he did not mind if she was flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wanted to make a confession. He said that below his waist he was just like a baby, and if the girl wished to cancel tile wedding, it'd be fine by him.

The girl thought about it for a while and said that she did not mind and she also believed there were other things far more important in a marriage than sex. Both were happy that they'd been honest with each other.

They went on to Vegas and got married. On the wedding night the girl took off her clothes and she was as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes and one look at the guy's naked body made the girl faint and fall to the floor.

After she came to, the guy asked,
'I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?'

The girl said,
'You told me it was just like a baby.'

The guy replied,
'Yes, eight pounds and 21 inches
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man you guys mut be like 8 years old do you not know what a pedifile is its somone that raps kids then kills them now do you get the joke young one's
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