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Old 06 Dec 2002, 12:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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err A funny X-Mas Poem...

Got it from a freind who emailed to me...might be one you alreay heard but I'll post anyway...

----- Original Message -----
image of Christmas...............(lol)


'Twas the week before Christmas,
and Santa was stressed.
So he sparked up a doobie,
and tried to get messed.

As he toked on his blunt,
and let the high set in.
In walked head elf,
Edgar Delwin.

We got a small problem,
Edgar said with a moan.
We're out of supplies,
and our budget is blown!

We're all out of money,
he said with a jeer.
We blew it on,
pot, cheap women and beer.

If we're gonna save Christmas,
we're gonna need cash.
We promise we won't spend it,
on Vodka or hash!


We need to buy supplies,
to finish the gifts.
We'll work day and night,
in 12 hour shifts!!

I don't have a dime,
Santa said with a shout!
When I divorced Mrs.Claus,
the bitch cleaned me out!

So they were all out of money,
and short on time.
But to have no Christmas presents,
would be a crime!!

I will save Christmas!!
There's always a way.
Said Santa aloud,
as he jumped on his sleigh.

And with that he was gone,
vanished into the sky.
Edgar turned to his mate,
and said,"Let's go get high"

To make some fast money,
Santa knew he had the answer...

Just shake a little ass,
as a MALE EXOTIC DANCER!!!

So that's how Santa saved Christmas,
but please keep tight lipped.
'Cause the IRS doesn't need to know,
how much he made while he stripped.
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Old 06 Dec 2002, 12:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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