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Old 04 Dec 2002, 05:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Idiot Story #1

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediatly mailed in his $40.



Haha, what a dumbass!!



Idiot Story #2

A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. He read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.



I think guy is even more of an idiot!!
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Old 04 Dec 2002, 05:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ONLY 6 FUCKIN VIEWS?!?!?!?! COME ON PEOPLE!!!! iS IT REALLY THAT BAD THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN VIEW MY THREADS?!?!??!?!? PLEASE, I KNOW I'VE PISSED SOME PEOPLE OFF HERE, BUT NO ONE EVEN VIEWS THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! I SAID IT THE OTHER NIGHT BUT I'M SERIOUS THIS TIME, I AM NEVER MAKING ANOTHER THREAD HERE!!!!!
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LMAO @ the last one.
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I read it. I was actually trying to find the story of the SF guy. I can't remember it but there are a lot of fuckin idiots out here so I'm sure it happened.
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and the best story of them all goes 2....the paranoid psycho poster! vvvvvvvvvv

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Hey STICK that was awesome. I have both books of America's Dumbest criminals. Man this was as fun as the book.
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LOL! Thanks for the humor Stick!
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Stick, u r the mater of funny shit bro, seriously
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ONLY 6 FUCKIN VIEWS?!?!?!?! COME ON PEOPLE!!!! iS IT REALLY THAT BAD THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN VIEW MY THREADS?!?!??!?!? PLEASE!!??!!!!
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Idiot Story #1

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediatly mailed in his $40.



Haha, what a dumbass!!
id do that. seriously.
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