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Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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and thats why u never trust a money with a stun gun
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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so i says to the guy i says...

"look pal, i like jello...but i dont want it all over my body"

then he says to me he says..

"my name is william, and im a homo, please let me lick it off you"
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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....and thats why I don't like armadillos
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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once, but it hurt like hell
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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...how many times do I need to tell you?? thats not what pudding pops are for
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought you said everybody played that game
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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... and then I said "Look buddy, your car was upsidedown when we got here. And as a far as your grandmother's concerned, she shouldn't have been mouthing off."
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and she was all going "Oh, oh, OH, oh, oH, oh" and I told her "before I can teach you the alphabet, we have to deal with that stutter"
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Trust me it will fit........I've done it a million times and hey if it doesn't we can just get some grease to make it slide in easier!
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...yeah but the secret service agents wern't too happy when they heard the word "gun" come out of my mouth.
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...i told them to hold the onions, and they did, but i dont know how that ***** got in there....
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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.....I didn't know you weren't supposed to do that
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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...so thats what high voltage means
 
Old 02 Dec 2002, 02:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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...I'm sorry, where did you say she put the trumpet mouthpiece???
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.......how the hell was i suppose the know the pope doesnt smoke weed
 
 


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