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Old 30 Nov 2002, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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err BM the giraffe hunter!

Crickey! I'm on the hunt for the elusive American giraffe! My search has brought me to a small ghetto in Florida. The deranged giraffe was willing to talk to me.

BM: So what are your parents like?
TM3: My dad is a drunken inbred perv by the name of Al and my mom was an old giraffe from the zoo. But my mom and dad got divorced so my new mom is a cat.
BM: Crickey! That's disgusting!
TM3: Why are you insulting my parents? I just want some respect!
BM: Crickey! The giraffe is more annoying than my old alter!
Greensniper: Hey stop dissing me!
BM: Crickey! Well moving on, what's school like for you?
TM3: I have no friends and I can't do the work because my head is too high up in the air.
BM: Do you have a girlfriend?
TM3: I used too, but then her sight came back and she dumped me.
BM: Crickey! She's a smart girl! Have you ever had sex?
TM3: I tried having sex but I can't get an erection.
BM: Crickey! That's more than we needed to know!
TM3: Please leave me alone. I just want some respect!
GreenSniper: Me too!
BM: Crickey! Look at how annoying these two creatures are! So are you the ugliest kid in your school?
TM3: No, my brother who is a walrus is uglier than me.
BM: Sorry, but I've run out of time!

BM: Remember kids, never go searching for dangerous animals or freaks without your parents permission. Until next time, this has been BM the Giraffe hunter!
 
Old 30 Nov 2002, 09:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. No, don't worry. I liked the story. It's just that HIJ used to write a lot of Crocodile Hunter parodies. Reading that story just reminded me of him, that's all. Good job, though.
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Old 01 Dec 2002, 01:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LMFAO, reading that and looking at your Hogan avatar is just too funny

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that hurt... but it was pretty funny... nice work
 
 


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