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Old 27 Nov 2002, 12:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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EIGHT HORNY NIGHTS

By "Dick" Tracey, Privates' Inspector

(Starring the men, women, and retards of PWF)


OPENING SCENE:



(We open in a luxurious, elegant mansion. The walls are beautifully decorated with famous Renaissance painters, and pricy chandeleers and stained-glass windows are fluttered about. Little does anyone realize the windows will soon be stained with something else. Princess Steph walks through the living room of her palace, wearing lace undies and brandishing a vibrator. She teases the camera a little bit, before she hears a knock at the door.)

KNOCK-KNOCK


PSteph: Be right there!

(Princess Steph opens the door. Standing there is a buffed man of muscle and greatness, wearing a red hard-hat and a tool-belt)

THE TRUTH: You called for a plumber?

PSteph: Yes.

TRUTH: What seems to be the problem?

PSteph: A have a leaky hole. I can't seem to stop the flow. It just keeps coming and coming.

TRUTH: I'll have a look at it. And that's THE TRUTH.

PSteph: What?

TRUTH: I said, THAT'S THE TRUTH.

PSteph: What the hell does that mean?

TRUTH: How about you just shut your mouth and follow me.

(They go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, they go back to the living room)

PSteph: Well, thanks for fixing my plumbing. But damn, I'm out of money. I wish I could repay you somehow.

TRUTH: It's oka.....

PSteph: I know. How about you let ME adjust YOUR leaky pipe, Mister plumber?

(PSteph and TRUTH strip down. Cheesy jazz music fills the room)

PSteph: Now I'm gonna take your throbbing....

Director: CUT!!!!!!!

(The scene is interrupted by the director)

PSteph: What the fuck is your problem? I'm doing everything your piece of shit script is asking me to. What, do you want me to wipe his ass too?

Director: Honey, relax. There was nothing wrong with your performance. But WHO THE FUCK IS THAT LOOKING THROUGH THE GODDAMN WINDOW? He's ruining the scene!

TRUTH: Oh him? Don't worry about him. He's just my faggot stalker "Saggy". He does this to me all the time. You'll get used to him.

Director: I don't give a fuck who he is or how much he "sags". He's screwing up my scene. HEY YOU, DUMBASS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

(Saggy pries his face away from the window, sheds a tear and leaves.)

Director: Goddamn, that guy was ugly. Anyway, everyone out of the scene!! Lights......camera......action!!!

(Director calls action and the scene resumes)

PSteph: Mmmmnmmm..,.... your cock.......it's just sooo.......mmmm....

(TRUTH puts on a pleased face, but for some odd reason, he is refraining from getting an erection)

Director: CUT!!!

(Director runs over to the TRUTH)

Director: Truth, what the hell are you doing? I need you to be HARD. What's the matter with you? Why are you holding back?

TRUTH: You don't understand. It's for safety reasons. You see, I have a larger than average cock. It's so large, that....

Director: Beautiful! I wanna see it!

TRUTH: But the fire department has warned me.....

Director: Well, I'm warning you. That cock has better be hard, or else. Roll camera!

(Director calls ACTION, and the scene resumes)

PSteph: Mmm. I can't wait to have this cock inside of me.,,,,

(TRUTH fears what will happen. But for his job's sake, he knows he MUST do it. Therefore, reluctantly, he starts his erection.....)

TRUTH: Okay.......here we go!!!

(TRUTH's dick starts rising)

Director: Excellent! That's what I wanna see!

(The dick grows two feet! But it's still growing......)

Director: Yes! Yes!

(It reaches eight feet. It's approaching ten feet)

PSteph: (Nervous and a little frightened) Yeah. Heh heh......can't wait to have that inside of me.......(picks up cell phone) Hello, 911? What should I do about an incredibly streched vagina?

(Meanwhile, the cock is still growing. It has reached fifteen feet.....sixteen......)

Director: (Silently, to himself) .........holy shit, that's a huge cock.........

(THE TRUTH's dick starts taking over the whole room........)

Stagehand: Ow!! My freakin' eyeball!!!!!

(The TRUTH's dick puts out a poor fellows eyeball. It's still growing.....)

Stagehand 2: OHMYGOD!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(TRUTH's dick stabs right through the chest of stagehand 2. He collapses dead and blood is everywhere. Dick is still growing. It begins crashing through walls and windows)

Director: Alright, that's it! TRUTH, I demand your ***** stops growing! End this madness!! Put that fuckin' erection away!

TRUTH: It's too late man, I warned you.

(Dick reaches the ceiling. It bumps into the chandelier)

PSteph: Oh oh!! The chandelier is wobbling!!! It's.....it's......it's gonna fall!!!! DUCK!!!

(The chandelier falls. TRUTH and PSteph dodge it and survive. The chandeiler crashes to the ground. TRUTH and Steph hear a bloodcurdling scream.......)

Steph: GOOD LORD!!!

(Steph looks to the corner. Laying there is the director's corpse. Laying there underneath a Chandeiler. He is horribly crushed and obviously dead. Meanwhile, TRUTH's erection stops. The dick goes back to normal and he puts it back in his pants)

Steph: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED OUR DIRECTOR!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!

TRUTH: Hey, I warned that bitch. Nobody rises this beast from the ground. He means buisness. Now he owes me a fuckin' cheque, whether he's alive or not. And that my friends, IS THE TRUTH.

(TRUTH leaves, perfectly satisfied with the day's work)

PrincessSteph: Damn. Now I'm stuck here. No director. No co-worker. No way to finish the scene. What should I do?

(Saggy pops into the room through one of the busted windows)

Saggy: TRUTH! I have arrived! Now where ya at?

Steph: He went home, you prick.

Saggy: Damn. That sucks. Well, I may as well just leave to.

Steph: Wait! Wanna help me finish this scene?

Saggy: Sorry. Can't. Lost my dick a long time ago. I think I might know someone though. I'll send him over. Well, see ya.

Steph: Shit. Looks like I've got no one. Oh the hell with it. I'm out of here. Last time I ever.......

(Steph opens the door and is about to leave. However, she is shocked at what she sees. She lets out a spine-tingling scream)

Chyna The Goat: Time to (baaaaaa) tap this old goat's ass (baaaaa).



MORE TO COME..........
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Old 27 Nov 2002, 12:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that one to me was funnier then the last one, well the last one wasnt funny to me....
 
Old 27 Nov 2002, 12:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that's some funny shit man
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Old 27 Nov 2002, 12:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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SCENE TWO:




(We open in a dank, dark cellar. The horrid concoction of the odor of urine and perspiration fills the room. There are whips and chains all over the place. STICK and THEMAN2oo2 are tied to a wall. Evil-Ryan is on his knees, crawling around. Devil's Playgirl walks through the cellar, carrying a whip and weaing leather panites. KrayzieGurl and Whitewolf are having lesbian sex in the corner)


DP: (WHIP!) Who here are my bitches?!!! (WHIP!)

(Evil-Ryan raises his hand and STICK raises something else)

DP: Have you all been naughty?

Ryan and STICK: YES

TheMan2oo2: (Crying) I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!

DP: Quiet, you! Now, who wants mistress Playgirl to whip their asses?

Ryan and STICK: We do.

TheMan2oo2: But I'm missing Garfield!!! I'M MISSING GARFIELD!!!!! LET ME GO, I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!!

DP: I wish that guy would shut up. You agreed to this, didn't you? Anyway, I'm about to spank the shit outta you guys.

TheMan2oo2: BUT I'M ONLY 11!!!!!!!!!

DP: Big Deal. If Seattle teachers can fuck children, I can too. Shut your mouth.

(DP bends Evil-Ryan over her lap and begins spanking him, and simultaneously begins sucking STICK's cock)

Man2oo2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Stop hurting my friend!!!! And what are you doing to his mister happy? (Gasp) Oh my god, are you biting him?!!!!

(STICK glares at TheMan2oo2)

STICK: Godammit kid, don't you even know how sadomasachism works?

TheMan2oo2: YOU'RE A SATANIST?!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID?!!!

Ryan:..........what a retard.

(It's time to switch positions. STICK fucks DP up the ass and Ryan begins licking pussy)

TheMan2oo2: I'm tired of this. I have school tomorrow. Can't you untie me so I can go home? And what are you doing with your tongue on her crotch? That's gross! Girls pee out of that, you know!

STICK: Let me be the one to whip him. PLEASE, I beg of you, let me beat the shit outta him.

DP: Don't worry. He'll shut up soon enough.

Evil-Ryan: Oh my God! Kid, what the fuck are you doing?

(TheMan2oo2 stands in the corner, urinating)

TheMan2oo2: Peeing. That's what I do when I'm feeling scared. It just feels uncomfortable without my blanket here.

(STICK and Ryan are about to heave)

DP: Don't! You guys will blow the scene. Just keep fucking me and ignore him.

(Pretty soon, the scene's almost over. All the positions are about through. Ryan and STICK get ready to cum on DP's face)

DP: WAIT!!!

STICK: What?

DP: I almost forgot. There's one more thing the script says I have to do. Now it's time to.......FUCK TheMan2oo2!!!!!!

Ryan: Oh oh.

STICK: Kid, you're up.

TheMan2002: Alright!!!! I've been waiting my whole life for this!!!! Ever since 1991!!!!! Now what should I do?

DP: Aw, man.

(DP grabs TheMan2oo2's dick and jerks it a little)

TheMan2oo2: Oh yeah! Who's your daddy? Que-est ton pere? You're my bitch, aren't you?

DP: I can't take this anymore.....

(DP picks up the phone)

DP: Hello, police? I just molested an 11 year old.

(The police break down the door and arrest Devilz Playgirl in seconds)

STICK: Hey, why'd you do that?

DP: (Being loaded in a sqaud car) Anythings better than going all the way with that guy. Just tell him that I had to........I had to........aw fuck it. Just tell him when he gets a little older, he'll understand.


COMING SOON, PART 3!!!!!!
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Old 27 Nov 2002, 12:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*can't stop laughing* oh my god that was fuckin funny as hell lmfao *can't stop laughing* :laugh: Oh man that's some funny ass shit lmfao
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LMFAO! Good job Marbles, good job.
 
Old 27 Nov 2002, 03:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Man, that ain't right, and when do I get to be in one cuz I'm the freak who all the ladies want to please
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Old 03 Dec 2002, 09:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hey M-Mac, u need to make part 3, pronto
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LMAO. Thats too funny
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