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Old 23 Nov 2002, 11:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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(We open in a swanky apartment. There are leopard skinned sheets adorned over the walls and couches. I Love Christian walks through her living room in a red robe, pacing nervously. Her giant breasts bouncing back and forth, like basketballs on the hard surface of the court. Suddenly, the doorbell rings.)


DING-DONG


ILC: Coming!!!!

(She opens the door. Standing there is a pizza delivery man)


Kurt Angle: You ordered the pizza with extra sausage?

ILC: Yes. But spare me the pizza.

(Cheesy jazz music fills the room. ILC and Kurt Angle strip down nekkid)

ILC: (Sucking) Mmmmm. Mmmm (gag) MMMHMHMMMM...........

KA: Uuuhhhhhhhh.......hhhhuuhhhhhh........

ILC: Mmmmmmm...........hey what the fuck?

KA: Sorry.

ILC: Sorry? How the hell do you explain this?

KA: I'm sorry. This usually never happens to me! Honest!

ILC: Goddamnit, I asked you to take those fucking pills, didn't I?

KA: I did! They're giving me cramps!

ILC: What the hell are you talking about?

KA: The pills that were in your purse!

ILC: No you moron! You were supposed to take your Viagra! You idiot, you just digested my birth control pills!

(Kurt Angle grows breasts, starts crying like a woman, and leaves the room in embarrasement. The scene finishes. This scene is to be nominated for an AVN award next Spring for "worst porn scene ever")





(We open the next scene in a quiet hospital room. Tyler Durden is having a proctology examination from Dr. Red-Star)

Red-Star: Nurse, I'm gonna need some back-up.

(Sodagirl, Edgez Baby and Blu Angel walk into the room)

Sodagirl: What's going on?

Red-Star: It appears as if his gonna need a complete body cavity search.

EB: No problem. After all, I'm the "head" nurse.

(Red-Star leaves the room. EB starts making out with Tyler while Sodagirl swallows his cock and Blu Angel tickles his ass. Lots of moaning and more stupid jazz music)


Tyler Durden (Reaching climax) WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!!! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!!!!!

EB: Earl Miller.

Sodagirl: Bill Andrews.

Blu Angel: Beats me. That's what I'd like to know.

Tyler Durden: YOU STUPID SLUTS!!!!! IT'S A SEXUAL EXPRESSION!!!!!!

Sodagirl: (offended) How rude!


(Sodagirl, EB and Blu Angel leave in disgust. Tyler stands there with his pants down, erection still lingering)


TD: Fuck. Now what am I gonna do? I need some action. No on second thought, I need a drink. That'll help me relax. I need a refreshing beverage. I need a drink bursting with fruity goodness. I need....I need..........


I NEED SOME FUCKING KOOL-AID!!!!!!!!



KAM: OOOHHHHH YEEAHHHH!!!!!!! (Kool-Aid Man bursts through wall, pants down.)



To be continued..........
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Old 23 Nov 2002, 11:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 23 Nov 2002, 11:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL!!!
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Old 23 Nov 2002, 11:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ROTFLMFAO
 
Old 24 Nov 2002, 12:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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OMG ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!
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Old 24 Nov 2002, 12:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 24 Nov 2002, 01:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Damn........Why I gotta grow tits???
still funny ROFLMFAO
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Old 24 Nov 2002, 02:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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holy shit that is some funny ass stuff
 
Old 24 Nov 2002, 11:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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...It scares me to think about how much porn you have seen to be able to write this so well.
Oh well, Kudos!!!
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Old 24 Nov 2002, 08:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey Mr. Marbles, I think I need to be in ne of ur flicks man, cuz I'm the genetic freak in bed
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Old 26 Nov 2002, 11:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Madness... Good stuff but... madness...
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Old 03 Dec 2002, 09:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 18 Dec 2002, 08:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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LMFAO. Thats some funny shit
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Old 21 Dec 2002, 08:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 08 Jan 2003, 03:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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