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Old 23 Nov 2002, 01:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. Q: Why did "Frosty The Snowman" pull his pants down?
A: He saw the snow blower coming.


2. Q: What do women and a condom have in common?
A: They spend more time in in your wallet than on your dick!


3. Why is it when a man talks nasty to a women it's sexual harassment...

But when a women talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute.


4. Q: What`s the difference between a priest and a homosexual?
A: The way they say "aaahhhhhh-men".


5. There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...


6. Q: What do Britney Spears and Pepsi have in common?
A: Both sport plastic jugs.


7. Q: Why doesn`t Osama Bin-Laden have sex with his 5 wives?
A: Every time they spread their legs, he see`s Bush.


8. Q: Why did Santa get arrested?
A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!

9. Q: What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

10. 3 reasons why it sux to be an egg...
-- You only get laid once.
-- The only person who ever sits on your head, is your own mother.
-- It takes 3 minutes to get hard.


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Old 23 Nov 2002, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A drunk will drive through a stop sign. A stoner will wait for it to turn green
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The bag.....
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FUCK OFF STICK! Quit harassing me. I try to be nice to everyone I meet, but your just A FUCKING LOOSER!
 
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FUCK OFF STICK! Quit harassing me. I try to be nice to everyone I meet, but your just A FUCKING LOOSER!
Yeah, I'm the loser when you're the dumbass getting mad on the internet. Fuckin retard.

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Please at least tell me how I upset you? I don`t like to argue with people.
 
Old 23 Nov 2002, 01:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You didn't upset me, I just think you're a moron.
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