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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as an adverd, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive (Mary doesn't give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck." Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings" How the fuck are you? "
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it! "
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked now. "
Aggression "Fuck you! "
Disgust "Fuck me! "
Confusion "What the fuck? "
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business! "
Despair "Fucked again! "
Incompetence "He fucks up everything! "
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here? "
Lost "Where the fuck are we? "
Disbelief "Unfuckingbelievable!! "
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass! "

It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?!?!"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative useds of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck?" Use it frequently in your daily speech--it will add to your prestige.

Today, turn to someone and say "fuck you."
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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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George Carlin said something like that as well.
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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is one magical word which, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as an adverd, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive (Mary doesn't give a fuck) or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck." Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings" How the fuck are you? "
Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it! "
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked now. "
Aggression "Fuck you! "
Disgust "Fuck me! "
Confusion "What the fuck? "
Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business! "
Despair "Fucked again! "
Incompetence "He fucks up everything! "
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here? "
Lost "Where the fuck are we? "
Disbelief "Unfuckingbelievable!! "
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass! "

It can be used as an anatomical description: "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this fucking water coming from?!?!"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative useds of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck?" Use it frequently in your daily speech--it will add to your prestige.

Today, turn to someone and say "fuck you."
LMAO have not heard that since Opie and Anthony got cancelled.
 
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its a great bit
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It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
FanFUCKINGtastic...
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I love this post
lmao..me too....in some weird FUCKING way...

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you're abso fucking lutely right

I should have said I fucking love this post
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