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Old 15 Nov 2002, 07:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Fun Things to do When Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17.Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!! tee hee...those were funny
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Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Flip off Cops as they pass, I have never been stoped for that yet.

But I have been stoped for speeding, driving nude "once" although I have done it many times lol!, and not wearing a seat belt.
 
Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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my list

road rage
flipping people off as i go by
riding peoples ass
honking for the hell of it and swearing at them as i go by
running red lights
speeding


those are my favorite things
 
Old 15 Nov 2002, 08:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol those are pretty funny Angle
 
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I like blasting the bass from my three 12" sub's while puffing a blunt in traffic...CLASSIC!!
 
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Blast whatever metal I have going on my stereo and ecourage the old folks in the car next to me to rock out with me!
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Turn Up That Fucking COC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lmfao @ these..... I thought I was the only one who did weird shit driving....lmao...guess not just glad we are ALL in different towns hahahaha

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Ooooooooooooooooooo.....close ur eyes & hit the gas!!!!!
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