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Old 26 Oct 2002, 04:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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WTF is this????????? I don't get it



Cheerio Poem

by Alex Linsker
Threw a Cheerio into the hamper last night
I didnít mean to, it was an accident
Like when you pour orange juice on your cereal
Well, not if youíre one of those people who like orange juice on their
cereal
If itís an accident
If you meant to pour milk instead
Like two percent or skim
Whatever
You know what I mean
Anyway
I threw a Cheerio into my clothing hamper
I donít know why
I donít usually do things like that
Really
Please believe me; Iím not a weirdo freakoid
I just come across that way
To some people
And if youíre wondering what a Cheerio was doing in my room to begin
with, then you can wonder on, cause Iím not going to tell you
Anyway
As soon as I threw the Cheerio into the hamper, Iím like
`Oh my God, I just threw a Cheerio on top of my underwear!í
Unfortunately, it wasnít on top of my underwear
It wasnít on top of anything
It had disappeared
You know the phrase: ĎNeedle in a haystackí
Try: ĎCheerio in the laundryí
Itís impossible to find
Really
You should try it sometime
Well, maybe not -- itís depressing
For me, anyway. You or a friend might find it uplifting or something
Probably not
Unless itís some sort of kinky sex thing
But I donít want to think about that
I mean, who would find Cheerio-searching-in-dirty-laundry a kinky sex
thing, and
How would one go about it
I really donít want to know
Anyway
I found the Cheerio by taking every piece of clothing out of the
hamper and shaking it
I had to do this twice
Because the Cheerio didnít come out the first time through
On the second round, it fell out of a pants pocket
Now
My question is
How did a carelessly thrown Cheerio end up in my pants pocket
I really donít want to know
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol...i dunno i don't get it either?
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats a great poem, whats the prob?
 
Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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O'm not sure I get this thread....
 
Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dang, i aint had cheerios in a long time.....What was the question again......
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:03 PM   #6 (permalink)
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THE FUCK?!?!?!
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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exactly....
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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whoever wrote needs to be kicked in the nuts
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what is you people problem...all poems dont have to have a real deep meaning...its entertaining....
 
Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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what is you people problem...all poems dont have to have a real deep meaning...its entertaining....
I'm not saying it's BAD....necesarily......
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Old 26 Oct 2002, 05:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ok the Hamper, metaphorically speaking is the world, which houses all of the ppl, represented by the dirty clothes. The cheerio is symbolic of the writer who obviously has gotten thrown around his/her share of times in this troubled world, and undoubtfully has suffered many times at the hand of evil ppl which is shown by the cheerio winding up in the pocket. Then the writer shows his/her escape from the throws of the evil world by writing the cheerio escaping the pocket of the dirty clothing.

Now see, that wasnt so hard.
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^^^^That was a total load of shit BTW.......
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Now I'm even more confused
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