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Old 13 Oct 2002, 03:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I thought some of these were funny:

An Israeli man nearly died of a heart failure after hiring a call girl to come to his hotel room--and finding out it was his own daughter. The 48 year old businessman recovered, but when he told the torid tale to his wife, she promptly filed for divorce.

A surgeon has warned porn star Gina Wild that her breast implants may be in danger when she steps into the ring for three rounds of a celebrity boxing show on a German Fox TV affiliate. Wild is scheduled to take on former pop star Samantha Fox(remember her one-hit) on October 26. Dr. Thomas Jansen who gave Wild her D-cup implants in 1998 said Although modern implants can withstand a great deal the risk of them being damaged when boxing cna never be ruled out.

A 65 year old Brazilian man had his house hit by cars in three different accidents in one day. Aldo Gomez was awakened at 5a.m. when a car crashed into his home causing litle damage. After tending to the driver and going back to sleep Gomez was awakened again when a second car hit his house. Again the driver was not hurt but the house's gateway was destroyed. Gomez spent the following morning fixing the gateway but after finishing a third car skidded and crushed a lamppost into the house.
 
Old 13 Oct 2002, 03:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol funny shit except the old brazilian dude thats kinda sad
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i'm glad that is your local paper
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Yeah they got this page devoted to all these weird ass stories.
 
Old 13 Oct 2002, 06:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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sounds strange
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When did the Weekley World News become a local paper?
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On the news I heard that this guy shot his neighbour in the head because he thught he was cutting his grass too much.
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wow, that guy must have the worst luck ever, having 3 cars hit his house all in the same day. Oh well, at least they didnt hit him.
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