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Old 09 Oct 2002, 03:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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*Unsolved Mysteries music plays*

DC: Welcome to another edition of Unsolved Mysteries. This week we have an interesting show, as our main case today is the disapperance of Vixen. Also on the show we will try and discover the mystery behind the death of the San Dimas High Marching Band, and just who are the two people stlaking Edge and Christian these mysteries are next on Unsolved Mysteries!

The Case Of Vixen: A Wolf in Hiding

DC: We go to the headquarters of PWF, the last place Vixen, a self proclaimed supermodel, and one fine wolf, was last seen.

ShyneFactory: Sooooo what you are saying is that you want to know where i was when she disappeared?

Sargent Blueballs:Son, all i asked was have you seen Ms. Vixen, i didn't say nothing about her disapperance

SF: Umm...you must did, gotta go!

Shynefactory runs off, around the corner walks WhiteWolf

SBB: Excuse me, have you seen this girl..(holds a pic of Vixen up)

WW: Sure i have who hasn't that is StarSCream!

SBB: WHo?

WW: you know Starscream, well it's his av anyway. Well i have to go, i have a graphics competition in a minute. bye

SBB: (ponders to self about starscream, when he notices Stonecold coming down the hall) Hey you!

SC: What do you want, i don't have anymore beer to0 hand out
*pissed off Blueballs begin to pounds SC until he gets some answers*

SC: Go ask PS!^, she is a mod in the OT, and taht's the bottom line cause i have a concussion and need to go to the hospital now for treatment!

*at the door fo PS16, Blueballs notices someone else is in the office with her

SBB: who are you?

KevinPWF: Me, who me, you don't know me?

SBB: Which one of you made Vixen a mod, and who is behind her disappearance?

PS16: It was...look over there!

*As blueballs turns, Kevin knocks him over the head with a vase form PS16's desk.*

Lou Diamond Emerald: Tonight on the Evening News, a police sargent is missing!

DC: Will we ever know what happen to Vixen, and what has become of Sargent Blueballs, if you have any information, contact us here at Unsolved Mysteries. We will be back after this!

commercial break
Unsolved Mysteries now can be seen in reruns of the Offtopic, just go back and look for them

DC: Welcome Back! Our next case is the mysteries murder of the San Dimas High Marching Band. We go now to Calvin who is at San Dimas

C: I'm here at San Dimas High, where the only surviiving member fo the San Dimas Marching Band is here to share his story with us.

Marty: Ok, it's like this, this one time at band camp we were on a stage playing the San Dimas fight song, and this telephone booth popped out of the sky.

C: hold up, a telephone booth, are you sure the heat wasn't getting to you?

M: Look i know what i saw, anyway, these two guys got out, with this redheaded chick. They said they were time travellers

C: ok this is ridiculious, time travelers?

M: that's what i said, anyway they said they were Bill and Ted, and the girl only talked about wanting a flute and someone to say her name.

C: This is getting weird

M: so as i was saying, the three of them said they wanted in our band, and asked if they could play with us. The next thing i know they hit the band leadre over the head with a box of legos, and Ted, astarted yelling there is a bomb on the bus...Well since we were outside we didn't go know where...then Bill said just playing and threw something at the stage were we where at. tehn they got back into the phone booth and were gone..the next thing i knew something exploded, adn people were dead, except for me.

C: yeah sure buddy, okay officers you can take him now. Well it looks like another case of a mentallly insane band student killing his buddies, bac,k to you DC!

DC: um thanks Calvin. Very strange indeed. We will be back.

commercial break

It's here...are you scared..because you shouldn't be, it's the new Spam in the red can...that's right let's brighten things up, no more blue, just a red can..so go out and get it today.

DC: Our final case is the stalking of Edge and Christian. We will here first hand from the men being stalked

E: this reeks

C: yeah it totally reeks, there E, i mean our kazoos are gone

E: Now who is going to play my most awesome entrance theme?

C: Well i Know who it won't be, the Unamericans

E: Christian you know sometimes little bro you scare the bejeepers out of me

C: Like i totally didn't understand what you just said

E: and i thought you knew me?

C: see this is why i went out on my own

Poliece Chief Walker: Hey guys, can you two focus what did the stalkers look like?

E: Well they were chicks

C: yeah chicks rule, even those dixie chicks

E: hey they are cool,

E&C singing: Ready to run, i'm ready...

PCW: What the hell, hey you two i need a better description

C: hey porky we don't have one

E: yeah that's all folks

PCW: well who would want you're kazpps

E: it had to be someone from Raw!

C: Probally that witch Molly

E: Yeah cause that is as close as she can get to a guys lips

C: Good one bro!

PCW: Molly it is. I will go arrest her.

*later on*
Molly: but you don't understand i don't have any kazoos, i am a pure person and would not steal.

PCW: yeah whatever fat ass, and what are these.

Molly: i don't know where they came from.

PCW: Here you go guys, here's you're kazoos back. and i think those two young girls over there want your autographs. I'm taking Molly downtown. Let's go honey

Molly: but I'm innocent...
(the cop and molly drive off)

E: hi, we're Edge and Christian

ILC and EB: yeah we know now get in the car boys!

C: what is with the guns?

ILC: Get in now, we're going for a ride

EB: hehe, a long ride!

DC: I guess that's the end of E & C, oh well..Join us next week and see if you can help solve a mystery!

*Unsolved Mystey music plays*
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DC: Our final case is the stalking of Edge and Christian. We will here first hand from the men being stalked

E: this reeks

C: yeah it totally reeks, there E, i mean our kazoos are gone

E: Now who is going to play my most awesome entrance theme?

C: Well i Know who it won't be, the Unamericans

E: Christian you know sometimes little bro you scare the bejeepers out of me

C: Like i totally didn't understand what you just said

E: and i thought you knew me?

C: see this is why i went out on my own

Poliece Chief Walker: Hey guys, can you two focus what did the stalkers look like?

E: Well they were chicks

C: yeah chicks rule, even those dixie chicks

E: hey they are cool,

E&C singing: Ready to run, i'm ready...

PCW: What the hell, hey you two i need a better description

C: hey porky we don't have one

E: yeah that's all folks

PCW: well who would want you're kazpps

E: it had to be someone from Raw!

C: Probally that witch Molly

E: Yeah cause that is as close as she can get to a guys lips

C: Good one bro!

PCW: Molly it is. I will go arrest her.

*later on*
Molly: but you don't understand i don't have any kazoos, i am a pure person and would not steal.

PCW: yeah whatever fat ass, and what are these.

Molly: i don't know where they came from.

PCW: Here you go guys, here's you're kazoos back. and i think those two young girls over there want your autographs. I'm taking Molly downtown. Let's go honey

Molly: but I'm innocent...
(the cop and molly drive off)

E: hi, we're Edge and Christian

ILC and EB: yeah we know now get in the car boys!

C: what is with the guns?

ILC: Get in now, we're going for a ride

EB: hehe, a long ride!

DC: I guess that's the end of E & C, oh well..Join us next week and see if you can help solve a mystery!

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LOL, next week u can do the downfall of the NBP, and why is STICK such an asshole?
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I already had these stories topics planned last week, I'll use the Truth next week i just need something to use you in, that way the internet ratings will go through the roof..I try to use situations that happen at PWF
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