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Old 07 Oct 2002, 02:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Can someone PLEASE tell me what it's like to have sex?

Dude, I'm like seriously dying to know! What's the best way you can relate it for me? I just wanna know the ropes. How do tits feel like? How does female genitalia taste? Does it feel weird getting sucked? How about actually sticking it in? Please, I've practiced on pretty much everything in the house. Please tell me what I can use to get the most authentic pussy experience.
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Old 07 Oct 2002, 02:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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mr marbles you gotta stop acting like this, for all of our sakes. but if your dying to know, go hump a warm apple pie.
 
Old 07 Oct 2002, 02:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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mr marbles you gotta stop acting like this, for all of our sakes. but if your dying to know, go hump a warm apple pie.
I'm sorry, LOL!!!!!
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Cool Well....

Well marbles...forget about that.It's not important and not as what
you are thinking.Oh wait,I've no experience in sex.Don't get me wrong
.....yeah.Mmm...I think that's all I can say.Well,how old are you?
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Well marbles...forget about that.It's not important and not as what
you are thinking.Oh wait,I've no experience in sex.Don't get me wrong
.....yeah.Mmm...I think that's all I can say.Well,how old are you?


I'm 16.
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Cool oh ok

Oh I can understand.You are 16 huh?I think it's because of your age.
Yeah,it's normal for guys in that age having these kinds of thoughts.
When you get older...you won't bother about it.I mean,you won't give
a damn if you don't have sex.Relax...you'll be fine.
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marbles are you home schooled or what, you need to go to bed to get ready for school tomorrow
 
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It's a bit of a hassle to tell you the truth. I give and give and give (and enjoy it). but the rock still wants more.

His tightness isn't so tight anymore.
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LOL! good one man..
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About that apple pie thing..I read a story a while ago about some dude getting hardcore burns on his cock from trying to fuck a really hot apple pie...man..talk about embaressing!
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God, you are so pathetic Marbles, you just need to grow up and stop acting like a damn 9 year old. It's really disappointing to hear of a sixteen year old just using curses and sexual innuendo to gain attention. It's not like I'm some thirty year old freak saying this, I'm seventeen...
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well, for the most authentic experience. i've found that the real thing does the trick quite nicely.

BUT i read an article once about a guy who did this kinda thing for a living (i dunno how he made money). but he said the most realistic experience was Covering your dick in Egg white, and fucking a wine bottle.

Although i dunno how the hell you'd get your dick in a wine bottle in the first place.
Still that what i read.
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this is the funniest post ive ever read.
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About that apple pie thing..I read a story a while ago about some dude getting hardcore burns on his cock from trying to fuck a really hot apple pie...man..talk about embaressing!
Talk about desperate. He didn't even wait for the pie to cool down.
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I actually read about a local dude who broke into someones backyard, got into the hot tub and goy his ***** caught in one of the jets after he tried humping it.
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