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Old 05 Oct 2002, 12:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking 50 Fun Things To Do At WallMart ( or Kmart lol )

1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4..Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11.Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12.Play with the automatic doors.

13.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

15.Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17.Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20.Put M&M's on layaway.

21.Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22.Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23.Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around
saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26.TP as much of the store as possible.

27.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28.Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30.When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31.Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32.Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33.Take bets on the battle described above.

34.Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36.Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37.Dart around su****iously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42.Two words: "Marco Polo."

43.Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44."Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46.When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in

50.Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and it.


lol i thought these were funny..enjoy!!

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Old 05 Oct 2002, 12:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Those are very funny WW, now let me tell my two fav. things to do in Wal Mart.....


1. Wait until customers step away from their cart, then place items in their cart, so when they go to check out, they dont know where the items came from. This could be especially funny if the customer is a guy and you slip in some Feminine Hygiene products.


2. Do like me and when you buy an electronic item with a security tag, let your wife or whoever go ahead of you with the bag out of the door and make a loud "Beeping Sound" as she walks through the security thing at the door.
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LMAO @ KK'S!!!

That 50 fun things was an old email chain, but I forgot all of them so thanks WW!!!!
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There's a lot of fun stuff to do at Wal-Mart
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Those were hilarious guys. I love little vignettes like that.
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LMFAO!!! Here're a couple of TM2's

1: Walk up to one of the older women employees and ask "do you sell Playboy Magazine?"

2: (For men only) Walk up to a guy employee and ask "Where are the tampons?"

3: Walk up to an employee and ask "Where are the condoms?"

Isuggest the first one and the last one for ppl 10-14...
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I always enjoy a good game of tinfoil football in K-Mart.
 
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Me and my friends actually do some of this stuff...we go in and try to see how long it takes them to kick us out, then tell them we are with some protective services company and that security needs to work on their times more. So here are some of the things we do

1. Play follow the leader through the store, while tossing a ball over your shoulder without looking to the person behind you in line, then the person in the back must through it up to the person in the front.

2. Get the Chainsaws and play a game of baseball.

3. Play a game of golf, using one of those sticks that have a horse's head on the top as a club.

4. Have wheelbarrow races

5..Have a fight with the noodles that are meant to go in a swimming pool

6. get a live goldfish out of one of the tanks and leave it a random places in the store

7. Go to the hunting department and get some orange vests, put them on and run through the store yelling don' shoot!

8. in the parking lot push someone down hill in a shopping cart to see how long they can go (this is best at night when it is dark)

9. for the guys (have someone put a bra on and run up to another guy in the store and say does this color match my eyes?

10. get some pillows and pile them in an aisle and run and jump in the pile.

There's more but these are some of the funnier ones...The longest we managed to go was one hour and 15 minutes before they found us and told us to get out, right in the middle of our plastic sword fight.LOL
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lol!! all of these r hilarious!!
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Ever watch your friend get thrown out for molesting a manniquin?
These are also the type of guys to bribe a lil kid to hang with them at the mall and wait to see Mall santa.
When it's the kid's turn they pay him to act scared then they show him it's OK by sitting in Santa's lap.

But when they sit they jump right up and yell....."HE'S GOT A HARD ON!!!!"

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