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Old 01 Oct 2002, 01:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Name all the celebrities that have made you whip it out and jerk it.

Which celebrities have made you masturbate? I know I've got a couple. I've jacked off so much, I've developed a special kind of bond with my hand. I call her "handsome" and we have sex frequently. Then, when I feel like getting Handsome jealous, I cheat on her with my left hand, "Handicap". I know. I'm a pig. Anyway, when telling who've you jacked off to, try to add the movie, video or clip that you prefer spanking the monkey to.

I've flogged the dolphin to:

Britney Spears (the videos "Stronger", "Slave 4 You", The one in my avatar)

J'Lo (My love don't cost a thing video)

Pamela Lee (The Pam/Tommy home movies)

Stephanie McMahon (Pretty much whenever she walks on screen. *Hangs head in shame*)

Madonna (The old videos of her where she was actually hot. Not this modern crap she does where she looks like a retired prostitute)

'Lil Kim (While listening to the song "How Many Licks". Damn, she's skanky)


Other people I'd prefer not mention, but thouroughly enjoyed

Estelle Giddy
Leonard Nimoy
Joanie Laurer
The chick from "Full House" that wasn't the Olsen twins
Fred Savage
Malcolm in the Middle
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Old 01 Oct 2002, 01:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn, you're sad.... Apparently, you jerk it at any and everyone.
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Old 01 Oct 2002, 01:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01 Oct 2002, 05:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How old are you again? Four? Go away man. Go jackoff to the Golden Girls and quit waisting our time.
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Which celebrities have made you masturbate? I know I've got a couple. I've jacked off so much, I've developed a special kind of bond with my hand. I call her "handsome" and we have sex frequently. Then, when I feel like getting Handsome jealous, I cheat on her with my left hand, "Handicap". I know. I'm a pig. Anyway, when telling who've you jacked off to, try to add the movie, video or clip that you prefer spanking the monkey to.

I've flogged the dolphin to:

Britney Spears (the videos "Stronger", "Slave 4 You", The one in my avatar)

J'Lo (My love don't cost a thing video)

Pamela Lee (The Pam/Tommy home movies)

Stephanie McMahon (Pretty much whenever she walks on screen. *Hangs head in shame*)

Madonna (The old videos of her where she was actually hot. Not this modern crap she does where she looks like a retired prostitute)

'Lil Kim (While listening to the song "How Many Licks". Damn, she's skanky)


Other people I'd prefer not mention, but thouroughly enjoyed

Estelle Giddy
Leonard Nimoy
Joanie Laurer
The chick from "Full House" that wasn't the Olsen twins
Fred Savage
Malcolm in the Middle
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Old 01 Oct 2002, 06:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Not only have we established you people are sick heartless bastards, you are also liars. Everyday, I read post after post about "where's the strange places you've had sex?" "How often do you have sex?" "How old were you when you had sex?"

As my buddy HHIG v.3 would say, "pffft!"


You people have never had sex with anybody. Don't bullshit me. If you did, you'd be a lot cooler than to hang around an internet chat forum and try to make friends. At least I'm being honest with my sex-life. I'm not living in the closet like you people. Besides, even if I wanted to live in my closet, I literally couldn't. I wouldn't be able to fit. Too many blow-up sex dolls in there.
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Not only have we established you people are sick heartless bastards, you are also liars. Everyday, I read post after post about "where's the strange places you've had sex?" "How often do you have sex?" "How old were you when you had sex?"

As my buddy HHIG v.3 would say, "pffft!"


You people have never had sex with anybody. Don't bullshit me. If you did, you'd be a lot cooler than to hang around an internet chat forum and try to make friends. At least I'm being honest with my sex-life. I'm not living in the closet like you people. Besides, even if I wanted to live in my closet, I literally couldn't. I wouldn't be able to fit. Too many blow-up sex dolls in there.
LMFAO! Hey don't bash me, I'm a 14 who has never had sex. I admit it, I'm a virgin.
 
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Here's a thought: If you don't like our threads, you little jizz-drinking fuck, don't read them. No one is holding a gun to your head, saying you have to. So what if we are joking. BIG DEAL. Don't go self-ricious with us cus we all know you've pulled the same shit.
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Not only have we established you people are sick heartless bastards, you are also liars. Everyday, I read post after post about "where's the strange places you've had sex?" "How often do you have sex?" "How old were you when you had sex?"

As my buddy HHIG v.3 would say, "pffft!"


You people have never had sex with anybody. Don't bullshit me. If you did, you'd be a lot cooler than to hang around an internet chat forum and try to make friends. At least I'm being honest with my sex-life. I'm not living in the closet like you people. Besides, even if I wanted to live in my closet, I literally couldn't. I wouldn't be able to fit. Too many blow-up sex dolls in there.
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Old 01 Oct 2002, 08:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Here's a thought: If you don't like our threads, you little jizz-drinking fuck, don't read them. No one is holding a gun to your head, saying you have to. So what if we are joking. BIG DEAL. Don't go self-ricious with us cus we all know you've pulled the same shit.

Fuck you, you internet chatting virgin. Don't you have a "Star Wars" convention you're supposed to go to where you can catch up with all the other nerds? I heard it's your turn to fuck Chewbacca in his fat hairy ass. Congragulations!
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Marbles is what all you wannabees want to be. he is who you think about when you touch yoursleves at night. He is the person you think about everyone someone says, "what do you want to be when you grow up?" Hes the person your girlfriend thinks about when youre inside her, and hes the one your parents really wanted. His dick is the one your dick looks up to. He is the marbleous one. The one that YOU ALL WANT TO BE
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Here's a thought: If you don't like our threads, you little jizz-drinking fuck, don't read them. No one is holding a gun to your head, saying you have to. So what if we are joking. BIG DEAL. Don't go self-ricious with us cus we all know you've pulled the same shit.
Don't waste your time with this little shit DR. He's just trolling for responses to validate his pointless existance. I already dealt with his crap yesterday.
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Don't waste your time with this little shit DR. He's just trolling for responses to validate his pointless existance. I already dealt with his crap yesterday.

I do have a meaningful existence. It's my duty to scour internet forums and expose lying virgins. See, I got this kind of radar. It goes whacko whenever it senses.......*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP* HOLY SHIT! IT'S ABOUT TO ERUPT!!!! Y2JERICHOADDICT, WATCH OUT!!!! IT'S HEADED IN YOUR DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!
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always Trish Stratus... always... but Bad magik... ur a virgin?! I'm 12 and I'm not a virgin... damn...
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Right...................... I've heard that one before.
 
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Right...................... I've heard that one before.


LOL! So have I! One time when I was six, me and my buddy were talking and he told me he had sex with another six-year old girl in the forest. Needless to say, it was obvious he was lying his ass off, but at least his story was more convincing than 99% of the posters here.
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