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** Steve Irwin in **THE HOGAN HUNTER 3: THE SIX DOLLAR MOD!"**
 
 
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Old 28 Sep 2002, 01:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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**Our hero is being dragged behind TheRock's mom's car by a claw rope**

Steve: "CRIKEY! I'm gonna be scarred for life if..."

**The rope SNAPS! on a curve and Steve flies into some bushes.**

Steve: "Now what will I do?"

**The car stops three houses down at TIMY's house.**

Rock's Mom: "AND BOY IF I EVER SEE YOU WEARING MY GOOD CURTAINS FOR A SHIRT AGAIN A'HM GONNA TAN YOUR HIDE!!"

Therock: "Yes ma'am..i'm sorry momma."

TIMY+HHIGv3+RVD: " I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOOOOUUUUU..."

**His mom guns it and takes off.**

TIMY: "Why do we gotta keep RVD at my place?"

HHIGv3: "Cause my mom says if she finds one more kidnapped wrestler in my room that "We can't afford to feed him. So we're taking him to the BIDE-A-WEE home."

**They start up the walkway when someone on the roof gets thier attention.**

French guy: "ELLO? Vat do you vant down dere?"

TIMY: "HEY who are you?"

French guy: "I'm FRENCH. Where else do you think i get this OUT-RAGEOUS ACCENT?"

TIMY: "What are you doing in MY HOUSE?"

French guy: "MIND YUR OWN BIZNESS!!! You.. MARK!! Silly little Taker retard mark!!!"

TIMY: "Well can we come in to MY HOUSE?"

French guy: "NO! Now GO AWAY or i will taunt you a second time! Your muther was a HAMPSTER and your fathur smelt of Taker's Ass!!"

**The French start pelting them with objects from the house and the boys run from them dragging RVD behind.**

French guy: "And if you think you got a nastee taunting this time..you ain't heard nuthin yet!"

Steve: "CRIKEY! It's the FRENCH!"

**Steve looks up horrified as a HUGE stuffed Bunny dressed up like Undertaker is thrown off the roof and lands on him!**

**The boys stop down the street where they run into Steve Austin and Mark Madden.**

Therock: "HEY IT'S THE BIONIC DUMBASS THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN! YOUR SHOW SUCKS! THIS IS THE ROCK'S SHOW! GO GET ME A ..."

Pris: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"

Therock: "DAMN THE PEOPLE'S EARS ARE RINGING!"

Mark Madden: "You gotta be a Rock Mark! Your friend in the HULK HOGAN UNDEROOS must think you're a nimrod!"

HHIGv3: "Wow this guy must be psychic he's readin my mind."

TIMY: "He better RESPECT and not read MINE!"

RVD: MMHHHMRRRRHPPPHH!!! ("DUDE! There's nothing to read there but braille!")

Pris: "Why do you boys have RVD tied up and gagged?"

HHIGv3: "Cause it's part of my plot to Kidnap HULKAMANIA and use it to get more HULK HOGAN FIGURES than i could ever lick."

Mark Madden: "Well the SHADY PINES Nursing Home is across the street. Hulk Hogan lives there!"

Steve: MMRRRRRPPHHH!! MRRRHHHPPPHHH!! (" CRIKEY! Somebody get this damned bunny off me!")

**The boys leave RVD behind with Pris and Mark Madden and head over to the Nursing home.**

TO BE CONTINUED...
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ROLFMAO, love the Holy Grail refrence
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While most of these are funny this one seemed like Raw, meaning it's getting worse, hopefully it was just a filler for the real funny shit in part 4, remember too many of the same story and it gets hard to top the last one, but keep it up, and don't disappoint in number 4!
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Well it's only going to part 5.

Which i have all planned out already heheh.
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