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Old 26 Sep 2002, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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*Mysterious music plays*
This week on DC's Unsolved Mysteries, we a have the chance to uncover three unsolved mysterious here at PWF, in the next five minutes it takes you to read this post we will try to uncover some of the secrets here at PWF. on the show we have the mysterious disapperance of one of PWF's most loved posters Greensniper, secondly we will try to get to the bottom of how people become a mod, and third we try to find out who is stalking Ilove Christian, so stay tuned and see if you can help solve a mystery!

*The Disapperance of Greensniper*
DC: It started with the apperance of PWF, a site dedicated to wrestling fans aruond the world! Greensniper a poster who always asked do you like me, and "If you" questions was happily posting here since the beginning. Little did we know that Greensniper would disappear!

Iglooman: I was just posting one day and noticed that i didn't get a reply, that's when i started to get suspicious!

Calvin: Hey this Greensniper guy got on my nerves but that didn't mean he had to just leave!

DC: so what happened to Greensniper, and why did he disappear, well here what UM's expert had to say

Dre: I noticed that he was gone, but something else seemed a little weird to me, like this Bad Magik guy, who just happended to show up one day. After investigating the subject i realized that Greensniper was Bad Magik

Bad Magik: Look i have no comment, but i want to say that greensniper is not me

Dre: sure whatever you say Green Magick!

DC: So is Greensniper really Green Magick, er i mean bad Magick, maybe you can help solve the mystery!

*Comercial break*
12 year old kid: Hey mom what's for dinner?
mom: Your favorite
Kid: Really you mean i can have that delicious food
Mom: boy quit talking like a fool and eat your Spam
Announcer's Voice: Spam binging you pointless nonsense for genreations!

DC: Welcome back to Unsolved Mysteries, our next segment is the case of becoming a mod. We question some of the top mods here to see if we can get an answer

White Wolf: Well Sweetie, I really don't know

Vixen: All I know is one day I opened my eyes and noticed that i was a mod!

Dre:
that's what i think about this question

Shynefactory: I change my name from mellow glow to shynefactory, what was the question again

ROCK: It doesn't matter what the question was!

DC: stonecold was to drunk to comment and PS16 was suffering from a hangover and was unavailable as well..We would have go sodagirl to answer but she is in search of a giant glass of milk, but that's for a later show. Anyway KevinPWF may have the answer!

KevinPWF: I can't change it back, I'm not going to do it!

DC: ok, who is in charge of getting the guests on here, and must you really block out their faces with those fuzzy shadows? This is a mystery that will go unsolved, but if you have any information, contact us at 1-800-555-#*^%!. We'll be back after this.

*commercial break 2*
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DC: finally tonight we will look into the mysterious stalking of Ilove Christian. with us is ILC herself:

ILC: Well it was like this, one day i was sitting at home flipping through the lastest issue of Christian Monthly when i heard a knock at my window. I quickly put on my Christian sunglasses cause they reek of awesomeness, and rolled my shoulders, and headed to the window. I looked out and it was dark. I saw a mysterious figure sitting in the tree outside my window, but then i realized it was an owl. anyway, i don't know who knocked on my window, until i say someone run across the yard, they were wearing a jacket that said Y2A on the back but i couldn't figure out anything else about them. I am totally freaked out about the incident.

DC: Police have found a suspect in the case, let's go to Sgt. reekazoid.

Sgt: We do have a suspect in the case but we're not sure, we found out about the suspect through an informer.

Informer(aka Y2A): Yeh i was just running by ILC's house, er i mean i was in the neighborhood on my way home from the library and saw this guy running across the yard, and he jumped into a car with a fozzy bumper sticker and the tag on the car said Y2A. So i called the cops and turned him in.

DC: We now here from the suspect

Jason3D: It wasn't me i don't even like Fozzy!, I'm serious it wasn't me!

Sgt: Sure kid, book em Dano!

DC: Did Jason3D do it, or is the stalker still at large, only time will tell, join us next week, and see if you can help solve a mystery!

*Mysterious music plays*
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Old 26 Sep 2002, 02:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ILC: Well it was like this, one day i was sitting at home flipping through the lastest issue of Christian Monthly when i heard a knock at my window. I quickly put on my Christian sunglasses cause they reek of awesomeness, and rolled my shoulders, and headed to the window. I looked out and it was dark. I saw a mysterious figure sitting in the tree outside my window, but then i realized it was an owl. anyway, i don't know who knocked on my window, until i say someone run across the yard, they were wearing a jacket that said Y2A on the back but i couldn't figure out anything else about them. I am totally freaked out about the incident.
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Old 26 Sep 2002, 02:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn i was hoping the Mystery of why Hot Dogs come in packs of 8 and Hot Dog Buns come in packs of 12 was gonna be spotlighted.

BTW it was RED HERRING!
It's ALWAYS Red Herring right Freddy?
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Old 26 Sep 2002, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL! At first I was offended, but that was hilarious! You should have one every week! Ones involving me at least!
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Old 26 Sep 2002, 03:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Y2A I am planning on having one each week, probally on Wed or Thurs. And about offended you, I'm glad you thought it was funny, I figured since people think you are stalking ILC, that this would try to make them change their minds and give a humorous tone to the situation!
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For the record! I am NOT stalking ILC. All newbies who don't know, I really like her personality, and think she is really cool. I am keeping her name in my sig because I like it. She does too! By the way, ILC, you have a really nice house! lol. JK
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LMAO!!!!

What he said!!!
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I am keeping her name in my sig because I like it. She does too!

It's true, I asked him to keep it!!!
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Old 26 Sep 2002, 03:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Uh huh! So I'm not a stalker, I think?
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hmmm..maybe next week's episode should be why ILC is stalking
Y2A j/k LOL
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I'd love it if she was. LOL
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tee hee....IF???? jk
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I knew that was you outside of my window last night! LOL. See guys, you have it mixed up. SHE'S stalking me.
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This is unsolved mysteries not the twilight zone, so don't be getting to freaky you two!
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LOL! Next week should be the Unsolved Mystery as to who is stalking who!
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