ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum

Go Back   ProWrestling Fans WWE TNA Forum > ProWrestlingFans > Archives

Archives PWFans Forums Archives - Where all the old threads go...

Police say most stupid burglar they have ever come across
 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 17 Feb 2004, 10:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
Oeo
Oh, you didn't know?
 
Oeo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 9,773
Rep Power: 302
Oeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of FamerOeo is a PWF Hall of Famer
Default Police say most stupid burglar they have ever come across

Police in Germany are searching for a burglar who they say is the most stupid they have ever come across.
The unknown man broke into the building of a wood sales company in Bremen overnight.

Officers believe he initially broke open a coffee vending machine and destroyed most of it before discovering it took only tokens and there was no money inside.

A police spokesman said: "One might remark that this was written down on a large sign on the front of the machine, but then it was dark."

The burglar then stole a mobile phone, which only works in the grounds of the company, and a cordless screwdriver - but forgot the batteries and charger.

Finally, they say the intruder drank a can of coke that had been standing in one of the offices and was 12 months past its sell-by date.

Police are confident they will find the man soon, saying he should be easy to spot.

"He's the one who is stranded with a load of useless junk, looks tired, is sick to his stomach and is probably the laughing stock of all his mates," explained the police spokesman.

News Source: Ananova
---------------------------------------------------------------------

well slap my stave and call me granny.....this guy's light never got turned on.....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by STICK View Post

Maybe someone swapped your keyboard with Toof's. His always seemed broken too.

Last edited by Oeo; 17 Feb 2004 at 10:16 AM. Reason: soap, soap, soap, soap......the eternal question is no longer.....'sup y'all?.....
Oeo is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 11:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
givin you the evil eye...
 
Nullpunkt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2,646
Rep Power: 29
Nullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud ofNullpunkt has much to be proud of
Send a message via ICQ to Nullpunkt Send a message via AIM to Nullpunkt Send a message via MSN to Nullpunkt Send a message via Yahoo to Nullpunkt
Default

po' boy....

I almost feel sorry for the boy........so much so i'd let the poor bastard go because he's so obviously a few beers short of a six pack.
__________________
Nullpunkt is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
Tom Hanks With-A the Aids
 
Forgotten Sin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Charlottetown, PEI
Posts: 22,635
Rep Power: 727
Forgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICK
Send a message via MSN to Forgotten Sin
Default

Dipshit. The Year-old coke must've tasted pretty bad.
__________________




Forgotten Sin is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 02:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
Dev
KOBASHI KOBASHI KOBASHI!!
 
Dev's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Posts: 3,150
Rep Power: 1295
Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!Dev , Lightspeed to Endor!
Default

No one ever said intelligence was a prerequisite for petty thievery.
__________________

Dev is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 04:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
Vicious Vixen
 
Monica's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PA
Posts: 5,897
Rep Power: 810
Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.Monica is a god damn rich cunt.
Send a message via MSN to Monica Send a message via Yahoo to Monica
Default

These bugulars keep getting more stupid as the years go on.
__________________
Monica is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
Tom Hanks With-A the Aids
 
Forgotten Sin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Charlottetown, PEI
Posts: 22,635
Rep Power: 727
Forgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICKForgotten Sin is a STICK
Send a message via MSN to Forgotten Sin
Default

this is the definition of stupid:

__________________




Forgotten Sin is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
I just don't give a fuck!
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shit Jersey...I want to get the fuck out of this state
Posts: 7,766
Rep Power: 656
SPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICKSPEED is a STICK
Send a message via AIM to SPEED Send a message via MSN to SPEED Send a message via Yahoo to SPEED
Default

What a fucking idiot
SPEED is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
Hanh!
 
Side Effect's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 12,825
Rep Power: 1197
Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.Side Effect is Jeff Goldblum's first spoken line on film.
Default

lmfao @ oeo's story, what a stupidfuck

and sin's story is pretty funny also
Side Effect is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 07:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
Extreme.
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 3,685
Rep Power: 0
Darkstar Nobody Likes This Poster... Especially STICK...
Default

Was that guy high or Drunk when he did that...What a dumbass..
Darkstar is offline  
Old 17 Feb 2004, 08:38 PM   #10 (permalink)
Sam
Property of the U.S. Gov.
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ft. Lauderdale
Posts: 12,761
Rep Power: 920
Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.Sam is a god damn rich cunt.
Send a message via AIM to Sam Send a message via MSN to Sam Send a message via Yahoo to Sam
Default

Hey, BM... they're after you.
__________________
Sam is offline  
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The No Fun Police Win Again Dade Entertainment 20 10 Jun 2006 08:16 PM
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer... Dante Off-Topic 53 17 Apr 2006 08:52 PM
WHAM! of the day. Stupid people do stupid things. Toof Off-Topic 7 14 Apr 2005 01:34 PM
The Police... Alth Off-Topic 7 13 Mar 2004 05:45 AM
Stupid People Do Stupid Things Kryptonite Archives 12 09 Jul 2003 08:15 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:41 PM.

Attribution:
Powered by Yahoo Answers



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2 © 2011, Crawlability, Inc.