why do guys worship girls on message boards?

Nullpunkt · 14 Feb 2004, 12:19 AM

I mean really.

I know they're few and far between around these here parts, but seriously...... what the fuck?

Why are so many men so eager to please women they'll never fuck...let alone meet face to face?

Do you honestly think that some girl behind a keyboard will be impressed by the wit and the charm that you and your chintzy ass keyboard possess?

Why do we revere these obviously unworthy pseudo-deities?
Why do we let them have free roam around this place of 1's and 0's?
how come there's no equality when it comes to tolerance and behaviour around here.........

to all the guys who worship women at message boards......i say this:

Stop trying to pander to people who aren't willing to reciprocate, or at least honestly.......
There's a thousand girls around you who are real people, not people posing to be someone trying to attain your infinite attention. Surely you live in a town, with real women with real personalities, and more importantly, real sweater monkeys.

Stop worshipping these invisible ingenues........and start doing something a little more productive.

DC · 14 Feb 2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Møneen.

I mean really.

I know they're few and far between around these here parts, but seriously...... what the fuck?

Why are so many men so eager to please women they'll never fuck...let alone meet face to face?

Do you honestly think that some girl behind a keyboard will be impressed by the wit and the charm that you and your chintzy ass keyboard possess?

Why do we revere these obviously unworthy pseudo-deities?
Why do we let them have free roam around this place of 1's and 0's?
how come there's no equality when it comes to tolerance and behaviour around here.........

to all the guys who worship women at message boards......i say this:

Stop trying to pander to people who aren't willing to reciprocate, or at least honestly.......
There's a thousand girls around you who are real people, not people posing to be someone trying to attain your infinite attention. Surely you live in a town, with real women with real personalities, and more importantly, real sweater monkeys.

Stop worshipping these invisible ingenues........and start doing something a little more productive.

so starscream has drove you nuts basically

Kara · 14 Feb 2004, 12:24 AM

hey I like having my worshippers begone with you Mon begone forever lol

Trevelbond · 14 Feb 2004, 12:39 AM

Its bullshit... its not like you have a hot secretary of somehting... its someone staring at a screen... you don't see them... never will...

Side Effect · 14 Feb 2004, 12:51 AM

i think its stupid. to worship women youve never seen.

except for syn

lol

SC · 14 Feb 2004, 12:54 AM

i dunno why people do it...ask marbles

Dan Snyder · 14 Feb 2004, 01:12 AM

I hate it too, you gotta treat everyone equally.

STICK · 14 Feb 2004, 01:18 AM

Well, I'm not speaking from personal experience or anything, but maybe some people talk off the boards and get to know the other person really well and then flirt with them (no harm I guess) and then the flirting carries over to the boards and comes off as looking like worshipping. Maybe in their conversations, they have actually planned to meet or threw the idea out there or whatever.

I know for me, just talking to people in general is easier on the net cuz there isn't the worry of stuttering, or appearance or whatever, so maybe that translates into the worshipping as well.

By the way, I don't worship anyone over the net....

Hardy · 14 Feb 2004, 01:24 AM

^ except for me

Dev · 14 Feb 2004, 10:28 AM

Well, I tend to treat everyone with respect, but it is in my nature to be respectful to the females of the species.

Quote:

Do you honestly think that some girl behind a keyboard will be impressed by the wit and the charm that you and your chintzy ass keyboard possess?

Yeah, and you know, she married me and I could not be happier.

14 Feb 2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stone Cold

i dunno why people do it...

I think certain people do it because they are desperate for some kind of attention from the opposite sex, which they will likey never get because they are sad and pathetic losers who will do little more than play video games in their mother's basement until they turn 40

Rusty Cooledge · 14 Feb 2004, 02:39 PM

I find it hilarious. I'll go to a new message board and there will be some topic with all these guys going on and on about the one female poster on the board and how sexy she is (When they have not seen a picture of her) and acting like the girl is utterly amazing.

Really, why? Oh well. Guess I'm just gonna sit back, and laugh about it all day.

Hahahahahaha...

14 Feb 2004, 08:03 PM

technically i dont worship girls, i just like fucking with people, and someones gotta e-smack these white bitches

Dan Snyder · 14 Feb 2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starscream

technically i dont worship girls, i just like fucking with people, and someones gotta e-smack these white bitches

Why the white ones?

Trevelbond · 14 Feb 2004, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starscream

technically i dont worship girls, i just like fucking with people, and someones gotta e-smack these white bitches

Oh thats it... I'm gonna play...

THE RACE CARD!!!

You gonna get it now.... oooooooh yeeeah!!!

14 Feb 2004, 12:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nullpunkt givin you the evil eye... Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,646 Rep Power: 29	why do guys worship girls on message boards? I mean really. I know they're few and far between around these here parts, but seriously...... what the fuck? Why are so many men so eager to please women they'll never fuck...let alone meet face to face? Do you honestly think that some girl behind a keyboard will be impressed by the wit and the charm that you and your chintzy ass keyboard possess? Why do we revere these obviously unworthy pseudo-deities? Why do we let them have free roam around this place of 1's and 0's? how come there's no equality when it comes to tolerance and behaviour around here......... to all the guys who worship women at message boards......i say this: Stop trying to pander to people who aren't willing to reciprocate, or at least honestly....... There's a thousand girls around you who are real people, not people posing to be someone trying to attain your infinite attention. Surely you live in a town, with real women with real personalities, and more importantly, real sweater monkeys. Stop worshipping these invisible ingenues........and start doing something a little more productive. __________________

14 Feb 2004, 12:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kara ... Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: ... Posts: 6,444 Rep Power: 562	hey I like having my worshippers begone with you Mon begone forever lol __________________

14 Feb 2004, 12:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
SC ATWA Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 12,344 Rep Power: 782	i dunno why people do it...ask marbles __________________

14 Feb 2004, 01:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dan Snyder World's Greatest Owner Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wherever Joe Gibbs is Posts: 5,115 Rep Power: 45	I hate it too, you gotta treat everyone equally. __________________

14 Feb 2004, 01:24 AM	#9 (permalink)
Hardy **** By ***********s Again Join Date: May 2002 Location: getting pwned somewhere. Posts: 8,105 Rep Power: 380	^ except for me __________________

14 Feb 2004, 12:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Trevelbond A-Boooooooo~!™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 15,038 Rep Power: 2834	Its bullshit... its not like you have a hot secretary of somehting... its someone staring at a screen... you don't see them... never will...

14 Feb 2004, 12:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Side Effect Hanh! Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 12,825 Rep Power: 1197	i think its stupid. to worship women youve never seen. except for syn lol

14 Feb 2004, 01:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
STICK Psycho in my own mind... Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: PG Reppin' Posts: 28,819 Infractions: 1/0 (0) Rep Power: 7820	Well, I'm not speaking from personal experience or anything, but maybe some people talk off the boards and get to know the other person really well and then flirt with them (no harm I guess) and then the flirting carries over to the boards and comes off as looking like worshipping. Maybe in their conversations, they have actually planned to meet or threw the idea out there or whatever. I know for me, just talking to people in general is easier on the net cuz there isn't the worry of stuttering, or appearance or whatever, so maybe that translates into the worshipping as well. By the way, I don't worship anyone over the net....

14 Feb 2004, 02:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
Rusty Cooledge The Aerial Anarchy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: hoots Posts: 483 Rep Power: 16	I find it hilarious. I'll go to a new message board and there will be some topic with all these guys going on and on about the one female poster on the board and how sexy she is (When they have not seen a picture of her) and acting like the girl is utterly amazing. Really, why? Oh well. Guess I'm just gonna sit back, and laugh about it all day. Hahahahahaha... __________________

14 Feb 2004, 08:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
Starscream Guest Posts: n/a	technically i dont worship girls, i just like fucking with people, and someones gotta e-smack these white bitches

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