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Old 09 Feb 2004, 05:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Angry Why I dislike the obese

I know this may come to a shock to some of you, but there are some people that even your good ol' buddy JR dislikes. Yes, that's right, I have an extreme hatred for the morbidly obese. I know some of you young folks are sitting there in your computer chairs thinking " How is that possible? JR loves everybody right?" but, what you all have to understand is it's not that I dislike them just because their disgusting to look at, they smell, and looking at them makes me wanna toss my home-made BBQ. No, it goes far beyond that my young saucy friends.

The reason I have a great hatred for the overweight folk is because they're always in my way. Every time I go some where like a football game or to a movie with my lovely wife, Jan, I'm forced to sit next to some obese tub of lard who's always taking up all the darn space and ruining my day. If you ask me, fat people should be forced to lose weight no matter what the cost is. Because, they're annoying and a they get in the way of thin, slender, attractive people like myself.
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 05:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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But don't the fatties love to eat BBQ? You should market it to them. Maybe get Big Show or Rikishi to be a spokesperson. You need to embrace the fat.
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 06:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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But don't the fatties love to eat BBQ? You should market it to them. Maybe get Big Show or Rikishi to be a spokesperson. You need to embrace the fat.
Hmmm....that's a very good idea. I could do that or, I could create an all new low-carb BBQ sauce so that it could help "those people" Finally lose some gosh-darn weight.


Thanks for the idea young lady.
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I hate to ask this but aren't you a little obese yourself JR? So I guess that means you hate yourself and you should force yourself to lose weight and stop eating all of that BBQ food.You should make "Good Ol' JR's Diet BBQ Sauce,for people who like your sauce and are on a diet.

Oh,and Exo isn't a young lady
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I hate to ask this but aren't you a little obese yourself JR? So I guess that means you hate yourself and you should force yourself to lose weight and stop eating all of that BBQ food.You should make "Good Ol' JR's Diet BBQ Sauce,for people who like your sauce and are on a diet.

Oh,and Exo isn't a young lady

My young sir, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I'm in great physical shape. Yes, I may sometimes look a bit hefty when you see me on TV, but that's just because Television adds ten pounds on your body. I can assure you that, I'm not overweight in any sense.

And what did you mean when you said €XDS isn't a young lady? Just because she seems a bit butchy at times doesn't mean that she still isn't a sweet young girl.
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LMAO, oh JR, you big lug. come here
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LMAO, oh JR, you big lug. come here
Aww shucks, I never knew you cared €XDS.
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tee hee.
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My young sir, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I'm in great physical shape. Yes, I may sometimes look a bit hefty when you see me on TV, but that's just because Television adds ten pounds on your body. I can assure you that, I'm not overweight in any sense.

"Hefty"? You look like a beluga in a cowboy hat, you redneck asshole.

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Yup, just slap a cowboy hat on that fucker and you got JR.

Anyway yeah, depends though. I've seen some big people that scared the shit out of me with how fast they were. Then I see some fuckers that are so fat they can't move without a scooter.
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Old 09 Feb 2004, 07:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"Hefty"? You look like a beluga in a cowboy hat, you redneck asshole.

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Yup, just slap a cowboy hat on that fucker and you got JR.

Anyway yeah, depends though. I've seen some big people that scared the shit out of me with how fast they were. Then I see some fuckers that are so fat they can't move without a scooter.
Oh Ryan, you big kidder you.

And that Beluga is one handsome creature. Thanks for the comparison my good friend.
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awwwwwww, he's so cute
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Aww... great to have you back JR...

Be sure to sell plenty of your BBQ sauce to them damn Fatties....
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I hate you JR. I hate you so fucking much.
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lmfao JR........good to have you back fuckin fat man.....err......jolly good person
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