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Old 21 Sep 2003, 04:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???

The Ultrasound guy!!!!

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Old 21 Sep 2003, 04:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone? What is that? Chat amongst yourselves.
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One day and Australian Hunter was on Vacation with his Dingo in Africa in the Great Plains. One the day The Dingo wondered away from his master's campsite while chasing a butterfly. While his was happening a Leopard was stalking the Dingo hoping to make him his lunch. The Dingo Seeing the Leopard coing thinks quickly and starts chewing on scrap bones on the ground with his back to the leopard. Just as the leopard is close enough to attack the Dingo exclaims outlout "Bugger me that was a delicious Leopard I wonder if there are anymore around here?" Hearing this the Leopard quickly retreats thinking to himself "Shit I was lucky, That Dingo nearly had me." Now a Monkey saw all this a distance away and decided he'd go tell the Leopard in exchange for protection for the other preditors, While resting the Dingo sees the Monkey run off after the Leopard and thinks, "That's a bit odd". When the Monkey catches up to the Leopard and tells how about the clever trick the Dingo played, the Leopard was quite angry. So he heading back to get the crafty Dingo with the Monkey riding happily on his back, The Dingo sees the Leopard and Monkey and starts to panic, "Oh Shit! Now I'm totally screwed!" Just as the Leopard is about 6 feet away the Dingo exclaims outload, "Where the hell is that Monkey, I sent him out ages ago to get me another Leopard!"
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A squad of Infantrymen drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar state, but he was alert. As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened.

The American soldier responded, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".

"What happened then?" the medic asked.

"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of shit, and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of shit.

"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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A Frank Guide to Homeland Security Alert Levels
by Frank J.
Everyone has heard of the Homeland Security Advisory System by now and its rainbow of colors, but most are confused of exactly what it means to them about how they should act and live when it is at its different levels of alert. That's why I've decided to create this guide make things clearer to the people.

First, here is what the alert levels mean in general:
- Green (Low): All evil had been destroyed. The world is now a peaceful utopia.
- Blue (Guarded): There's still the occasional pickpocket, so show a little caution.
- Yellow (Elevated): Terror lurks in the shadows; be wary.
- Orange (High): The terrorists are out there and they are coming for YOU!
- Red (Severe): The world is exploding around you. The only law is your own gun.

To be more specific, here is how you should you act in different situations based on the alert levels.

How should I store my firearms?
- Green: Throw them in the fire. There is no more need for weapons.
- Blue: Wrap them in some rags and store them in the attic somewhere in case you need them one day.
- Yellow: Keep both your guns and ammo readily accessible.
- Orange: Load your gun and carry it on you at all times, even around the house.
- Red: The gun should be in your hand, pointed in front of you with your finger resting on the trigger.

I see a stranger outside.
- Green: Maybe he could give your kids a ride to school.
- Blue: He might be lost; ask him what he's doing here.
- Yellow: Stay in your house and avoid him. Strangers bad.
- Orange: Run outside and pistol-whip him while questioning his involvement with terrorism.
- Red: Kill him; no questions asked.

I hear a noise at night.
- Green: That's just the house settling; go back to sleep.
- Blue: Probably nothing, but you better check it out.
- Yellow: Grab your gun and call 911.
- Orange: No time for police; run through your house shooting anything that moves.
- Red: Initiate the house's auto-destruct sequence; leap out window.

You see a hippy.
- Green: Punch him.
- Blue: Kick him.
- Yellow: Punch him then kick him.
- Orange: Punch him then kick him and then stomp on him.
- Red: Strangle him.

You receive a strange envelope in the mail with no return address.
- Green: Rip it open; who knows what fun lies inside!
- Blue: Open it carefully just in case.
- Yellow: Don't touch it and call the police.
- Orange: Can wait for the authorities; toss it out the window and then unload a gun into it.
- Red: For the love of God, immediately flee from the envelope. Hunt down and kill the mailman.

You see some movement in a nearby tree.
- Green: It's probably a squirrel. Hello squirrel.
- Blue: Better check out what it is to be on the safe side.
- Yellow: Might be the escaped monkey from the zoo. Better contact the authorities.
- Orange: It's a ninja! Fire indiscriminately into the treetops.
- Red: Set fire to the tree and all trees around it. No safe haven for ninjas!

You see a strange van parked nearby.
- Green: It must be an ice cream truck. Let's get ice cream.
- Blue: Check to make sure it's legally parked.
- Yellow: Better call the FBI to check this one out.
- Orange: Politely knock on the van door. Kill everyone inside.
- Red: Shoot the van with a rocket propelled grenade. Kill anyone who protests; they're terrorists too.

You realize the person you are talking to is a Communist.
- Green: Kill him.
- Blue: Kill him.
- Yellow: Kill him.
- Orange: Kill him.
- Red: Kill him and burn his body.

You see a stray dog.
- Green: Go pet the cute little puppy.
- Blue: Better check if he has a dog tag so you can get him back to his owner.
- Yellow: Call animal control.
- Orange: It's some sort of terrorist trick. Shoot the dog with a sniper rifle.
- Red: Destroy the dog with a thermite charge and then kill all witnesses.
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Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Huisane were riding across the desert on a camel, they come to a town, they both get off and start to look at the camels arse.
a local police officer came along and said 'what the hell are you doing' and Bin Laden and Saddam respong 'about a mile back someone said 'look at the 2 arseholes on that camel'
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