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Old 16 Sep 2003, 09:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of sh1t in her

2. When eating honey
- Remember that it came from a bee's Puke. (wanna eat mine?)

3. When eating Vegetables
- Remember that they probably grew in some kind of Sh1t.

4. When eating Meat (especially ground/shreded)
- Remember you might be eating one of the testicals, butt, or other privates.

5. When eating rice or other foods that grow under water
- Remember those orientals or whomever cant allways hold it, and eventaully just take a piss in the water.

6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that!?)
-Well, you already know...

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remember that Aspatame can slow down your brain
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Old 16 Sep 2003, 09:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Only one? Time does not exist. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". OK, I will eat his or hers. Three what? At time t. Oh four. The past and future are one. FiveI don't know when. Are you a man or a woman? The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". Not many people express themselves that way. Are you still located in? Time does not exist.
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Old 16 Sep 2003, 10:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.The Wanderer , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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Old 16 Sep 2003, 10:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 16 Sep 2003, 10:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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by the way wanderer the syn sig is hilarious
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Old 17 Sep 2003, 07:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Number 5 really makes me think about Rice, I love rice but now I'm a little edgey. Then again we all know this.

8: When in McDonalds every food item there HAS been spat in.
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9. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else's comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.
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Old 17 Sep 2003, 04:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that one doesnt bother me in the least cuz your mouse would be the same way
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Old 17 Sep 2003, 11:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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There is no denying it but your parents really had sex to have you.
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