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Old 04 Aug 2003, 06:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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My favourite type of joke anyone in for it?

Your Mama is so fat when she goes to McDonald's she has to take out a Home loan just to pay for her meal.
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Why is this in the warzone? Christ you're such an idiot.
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he prolly thought itd end up in a fight with someone
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he prolly thought itd end up in a fight with someone
Well, that was extremely stupid of him, wasn't it?
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Hey c'mon I'm new easie up will ya?

Geez one mistake and you guys are all over it faster then "Mr Bow-jangles on Speed" - Kurt Angle

Oh well may as well post some more stupid jokes

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Ya Mama is so fat she uses a matress as a tampoon

Ya Mana is so fat your father had to put up signs when he's banging her

Ya Mana's so fat her drivers licene's photo says 'continue to the other side'

Ya Mama is so fat if she farted the whole world would die of toxxic poisioning.
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lol I like all but the banging her one
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yo mama is so stupid (how stupid is the bitch?) yo mama is sooo stupid, the bitch thought this thread was funny.(wow, what a dumb ass bitch)
 
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i got alot of these

Ya Mama is so fat, that when i drove around her i ran out of gas

Ya Mama is so fat, when i fucked her i rolled over 3 times and i was still on top of her

Ya Mama is so fat, that when i poured half a cup of water in the bathtub and she sat in the whole thing over-flowed

Ya Mama is so fat, when she is having sex with your dad she says "You Get On Top" and her husband replies "i cant stand hights"

Ya Mama is so fat, when she lies on her bed she appears in the basement

Ya Mama is so fat, that when she sits around the house she realy does sit around the house

Ya Mama so fat, she baves in the North Sea

Ya Mama is so fat, that when she dived into the swimming pool the water jumped out.

Ya Mama is so fat, that when she wear's a blue coat on the beach people say "Surf's Up"

Ta Mama is so fat, she only gets hang overs when she sits on a stool

Ya Mama is so fat, when she wears a White Coat in Alaska everyone shouts "AVALANCH"

Ya Mama is so fat, that by the time you run around her its your birthday

Ya Mama is so fat, that everytime she wears high heels she stikes oil.

Ya Mama is so fat, that when she wears a Yellow Coat everyone shouts "TAXI"
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man,dante...ya gotta come up with some better threads...
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^he will have a more interesting thread the next time he posts one, you see next time he posts a thread he will ask us about, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.
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Can't wait!
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me neither, ive got 5 preperd now
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Ha ha, You can all shove it sideways I get what you're all on about. Fine you win I don't care anymore I've offically stopped caring now may I roll over and die in peace!
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