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Old 27 Jul 2003, 12:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yeah that's right my ***** is sore.It's like a burning sensation and it's making me really uncomfortable.I think I'm gonna go see my doc about it eventhough it's only started bothering me this morning.

Have you ever had any trouble with the privates department? What exactly and how did you eleviate the pain?

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Old 27 Jul 2003, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah, the only problem i've had in the privates department is this:

It's too fucking big.

imagine my disappointment when a girl goes "nuh-uh, you ain't sticking that novelty-sized thing in me".
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Old 27 Jul 2003, 12:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the other week I was taking a piss and somehow when I went to flush the toilet I bumped into it and the toilet seat fell down and whacked my dick. That hurt like hell. I was in pain for a couple of hours and than it just went away.
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Hmmmm my testicle was sore the other day. I have no idea how it got that way and I figured time was the best remedy.


Awhile back, both testicles were hurting and it was killing my abdomen as well. I think I took aspirin or something for it that time. I might have taken some Pamprin cuz that relieves pain. It finally went away after a while. Sore nuts hurts a lot
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It was my right testicle....
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oh ok.
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Id rather not say......
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awwwww why not?
we're all very accepting here.

there's no shame in admitting that you had a little bit of extra cheese on the ol' taco there. (as long as you got it treated...)


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LMAO, I know
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glad to see you're a good sport ILC.

*covers boy parts just in case ILC is playing possum*
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