My Bad Side

A little lady standing next to me,
Isn't she a pretty thing?
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand.
Another fellow can tip his hat,
And I'm as gentle as a pussycat.
But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man.

Cause that's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.

The politician on my t.v.,
Says he's only lookin' out for me.
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run.
But every year he gives himself a raise,
With a chunk of every buck I make.
Now he's talkin like he wants to take my shotgun.

That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.

Aint lookin for no trouble.
Don't wanna start no fight.
Don't want more than I got commin'
I only wanna do what's right.
Just treat me like I treat you,
And we'll get along just fine.
But mister take one step across that line.

And that's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.

I like Van Halen and I like George Jones.
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones.
Bocephus when he rocks-n-rolls still kills me.
There oughta be a law against cowboy rap,
And all that boy band crap.
A little sissy in a cowboy hat aint country.

No..but that's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
Yea that's a real good way to get on my bad side.

That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.

That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.

[Mr. Submission]

yeah.... right, milk is best when its off.

?????????? And I thought my head was fucked up that made no sense ???

[Mr. Submission]

that was an example of the sense that you're making right now. lmao

LMAO and i'm not making much of that am I LOL

[Mr. Submission]

lol

*grabs the mic to sing again*

did you know that you could kill your wife
and there's no such thing as doing 25 to life
as long as you got the cash to pay for cochran

did you know that if you were caught smoking crack
mcdonald's wouldn't even wanna take you back
you could always just run for mayor of D.C.

*slams the mic and cracks a beer*

[Dade]

mmmmm gotta love SPAM.

[The_One]

tastes good......