Pretty much useless

09 Jun 2003, 02:42 AM

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's

09 Jun 2003, 02:44 AM

AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE! OH THE HUMANITY!

09 Jun 2003, 02:45 AM

That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man! I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!".

09 Jun 2003, 02:47 AM

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Mr. Submission · 09 Jun 2003, 02:48 AM

what... the fuck.
anyway, a LMAO is warranted here.

Mr. Marbles · 09 Jun 2003, 02:50 AM

LMMFAO!!! Wayne's World. Best movie ever.

How about this?

"It's like, people only do things because they get paid......and that's just really sad."

09 Jun 2003, 02:52 AM

LOL

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

09 Jun 2003, 02:53 AM

Am I supposes to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind! I don't mind! Why mind? I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

09 Jun 2003, 02:54 AM

Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick

Mr. Marbles · 09 Jun 2003, 02:55 AM

Did you ever see that Twilight Zone where the guy signs a contract, and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar, but it didn't die, it just kept growing and pulsating and gave birth to baby tongues?

Pretty cool, huh?

09 Jun 2003, 02:57 AM

It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

Mr. Marbles · 09 Jun 2003, 02:59 AM

I say spew. If you blow chunks and she stays, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts.....it was never meant to be.

Mr. Marbles · 09 Jun 2003, 03:00 AM

We're looking down on Wayne's basement.......only that's not Wayne's basment.

Isn't that weird?

Mr. Marbles · 09 Jun 2003, 03:01 AM

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

09 Jun 2003, 03:01 AM

She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

09 Jun 2003, 02:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	Pretty much useless I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's

09 Jun 2003, 02:48 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Submission Secret Agent Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Gold Coast, Australia Posts: 8,221 Rep Power: 810	what... the fuck. anyway, a LMAO is warranted here. __________________

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09 Jun 2003, 02:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE! OH THE HUMANITY!

09 Jun 2003, 02:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man! I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!".

09 Jun 2003, 02:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

09 Jun 2003, 02:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	LOL I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

09 Jun 2003, 02:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	Am I supposes to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind! I don't mind! Why mind? I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

09 Jun 2003, 02:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick

09 Jun 2003, 02:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

09 Jun 2003, 03:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
Kryptonite Guest Posts: n/a	She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

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