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Old 31 May 2003, 08:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Holy Matrimony+ Psycho Taylor+Spam King = Internet ratings

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Good evening, and welcome to the ceremony that will unite The Spam King and Psycho Jim Taylor in marriage.
We gather here today to celebrate their union, and to honor their commitment
to not just gazing at one another, but to looking outward together in the same direction.
Today The Spam King and Psycho Jim Taylor proclaim their love to the world, and we rejoice with and for them.

In marriage, we give ourselves freely and generously into the hands of the one we love, and in doing so, each of us receives the love and trust of the other as our most precious gift. But even as that gift is shared by two people who are in love, it also touches the friends and family members who in various ways support and contribute to the relationship. All of you are The Spam King and Psycho Jim Taylorís community, and each of you has played some part in bringing them to this moment. This is why gathering as a community is such an important part of a wedding ceremony. Because The Spam King and Psycho Jim Taylor are now taking a new form as a married couple, and in this form, they become part of their community in a new way.


The Spam King and Psycho Jim Taylor, we are here to remember and rejoice with you
and to recount with one another that it is love that guides us on our path,
and to celebrate as you begin this journey together
It is in this spirit that you have come here to today to exchange these vows.

VOWS

The Spam King, repeat after me:

I The Spam King take you Psycho Jim Taylor to be my wife /
I promise above all else to live in truth with you/
and to communicate fully and fearlessly/
I give you my hand and my heart /
as a sanctuary of warmth and peace/
and pledge my love, devotion, faith and honor
as I join my life to yours.
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Old 31 May 2003, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go !
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I The Spam King take you Psycho Jim Taylor to be my wife /
I promise above all else to live in truth with you/
and to communicate fully and fearlessly/
I give you my hand and my heart /
as a sanctuary of warmth and peace/
and pledge my love, devotion, faith and honor
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*Brings out tissues*


This is too much...they look so beautiful tonight.....*SOB*
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^^^ things like that are permitted.
where's psycho?
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Hey I got tha crack!
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Psycho Jim Taylor, repeat after me:

I Psycho Jim Taylor take you The Spam King to be my husband/
I promise above all else to live in truth with you/
and to communicate fully and fearlessly/
I give you my hand and my heart /
as a sanctuary of warmth and peace/
and pledge my love, devotion, faith and honor
as I join my life to yours.
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WHERE IS THE BRIDE?!?!?!!?!
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Can someone please donate some scooby snacks to me as a wedding gift so i may change taylor's cutom title to "The Spam Queen" ?
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Spam king, just pretend that you are ZPsycho. it's permitted in my church!
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come on, dawg. be psycho already
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I Psycho Jim Taylor take you The Spam King to be my husband/
I promise above all else to live in truth with you/
and to communicate fully and fearlessly/
I give you my hand and my heart /
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yes... yess..... its all coming together...
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RINGS

For thousands of years lovers have exchanged rings as a token of their vows.
These simple gold bands are not of great value in themselves,
but are made precious by our wearing of them.
Your rings say that even in your uniqueness you have chosen to be bound together.
Let these rings also be a sign that love has substance as well as soul,
a present as well as a past, and that, despite its occasional sorrows,
love is a circle of happiness, wonder, and delight.

The Spam King, take Psycho Jim Taylor's ring and put it on her finger, and repeat after me:

Just as this circle is without end, my love for you is eternal/
Just as it is made of indestructible substance/
my commitment to you will never fail/
With this ring I take you to be my trusted confidante
and partner for life.
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